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Old 12-17-2013, 09:12 PM  
garce
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I read the name "Claudia" and I see a picture of Robert Johnson. And this thread gets serious replies FOR WHY? Claudia and Robbie = Robert Johnson. OMFUG! Big tit talentless whore and her poseur pimp/husband/shit-stained talentless limp-dick promoter are mentioned in the same paragraph as the man who defined modern American music and created the blues and rock and roll?

Robert Johnson is a legend. Robbie is a man who wishes his penis was big enough to satisfy his wife. If Robbie was a real man, I would not have grown bored watching his fat flappy-tit wife sucking black dick for a dollar ten years ago. Claudia is just about the only woman on the face of the planet who can make a blowjob boring.

The only thing worse than watching fat flappy-tit Claudia trying to suck limp, cocaine-numbed dick is having Robbie in the scene, crawling around on his knees, wishing he could get it up so his "wife" would not have to have sex with strange men.

Good way to make a living, though! I am a talentless poseur fuck with the IQ of a squished grape. Thank you Claudia for putting food on my table by sucking the cock of any man who is still breathing.

Robbie! You are the worst fucking guitar player on the face of the planet and your "wife" can't sing. Shove a dick in her mouth before she squeals again.

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