Rectum Stretcher

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  • CunningStunt
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 5594

    #1

    Rectum Stretcher

    This guy is flying down the road, and he comes over a bridge.

    Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other side of the bridge
    and pulls him over.

    The cop walks up to the guy?s car and asks, ?What?s
    the hurry??

    The guy says, ?I?m late for work.?

    ?What do you do??

    The guy responds, ?Well, I?m a rectum stretcher.?

    The cop says, ?What? A rectum stretcher??

    The guy says, ?Yeah. I start with a finger, then work
    my way up to two fingers? eventually I get a hand in, then both hands,
    and I slowly stretch it until it?s about six feet wide.?

    The cop asks, ?What do you do with a six-foot asshole??

    ?Well, you give him a radar gun and park him at the end
    of a bridge?..?

  • papill0n
    Unregistered Abuser
    • Oct 2007
    • 15547

    #2

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    • SexualDragon
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 3038

      #3
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      • Jarmusch
         
        • May 2003
        • 12479

        #4
        Great way to get shot

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        • CunningStunt
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 5594

          #5
          ^ LOL @ Ben.

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          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
            (felis madjewicus)
            • Jul 2006
            • 20368

            #6
            my brother told me this joke a year os so ago and i shit myself with laughter. this is one of those jokes i'll still be tell9ng when i'm 40, it never grows old...

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            • CunningStunt
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 5594

              #7
              I'm surprised so many people are interested in a thread entitled rectum stretcher - must be a load of tight asses in here

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