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Boneprone entertainment critique [New York Times Literary Critique style]

I've been a fan of Boneprone's character work for a while. The apex of his comedic genius probably occured during his Dirty Sanchez phase. It was a hilarious thread that wove golden threads of irony and laughter from the genuine confusion and anger of its targets. It coyly manipulated the reaction of the reader bringing a grin to even the most jaded observer. Unfortunately, the creative apotheosis that Dirty Sanchez embodied seemed to have hit a dead end with the latest Boneprone project--the Promoking. While it certainly has the ingredients of comedy, it uses tired tired and stale ingredients to brew a fresh comedic brew. It fails in this respect...producing a flat, superficial, and transparent mixture that lacks the bite of the "Wok the dog" thread or the comic urgency of the "Diabetic Rage" antiporn and "Son of Rage" warez threads.

Boneprone, the whole promoking schtik is getting tired. Its main failure stems from the fact that it tries to be funny based on two traits -- greasy business ethics and "quick buck" scruples. Unfortunately, these traits are so common to "drive by spammers" on this and any other board that your audience can barely yawn at the inflated claims, and attempts at seriousness by the character. There is no tension between the joke character and an actual aggrieved individual as in the Dirty Sanchez thread. Nor was there the cultural tension of "Wok the Dog". Promoking's premise is something that we've seen and probably will see again with the next "Selling 100 Million Email addresses" thread. The repetition, unlike Andy Warhol's celebrity paintings, does not engender fascination but boredom--similar to Warhol's Factory Films. Indeed, Promoking almost has as much character depth as the dialogue in the latest Star Wars installment.

Some possible character suggestions:

Try something different like maybe Existential Man [doubts everyone even himself yet entertainingly and refreshingly honest]... or maybe Jaded Beyond Belief Dude [super pessimist burdened by guilt hilariously projecting his conflicted persona on others ...watch the quirky and akward self-realization banter ensue]... or Burned out in America Man [2000s version of the Marlboro Man--"America is the best country in the world" cultural references but with a PC/New Age twist tinged with a tired cynicism... kinda like Dennis Miller drunk on an episode of Jeopardy]. Something more nuanced and entertaining please. Use witty dialogue like in Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs or Don Delillo's White Noise. cultural references, quirky analogies, etc.

Next Literary Critique: [Labret] Comedic Genius?

haaaaaaaaaaa!
This one isnt me!

I swear!

Too funny.

Sweet.

Can you send one to my mom and tell her I won't be able to make it this weekend for dinner with her and my brother?

Thanks!

Alas the play is over, I have been declared a fake, but it is not the scheming Boneprone that pulled this one out of the closet I have admired his style for almost a year and a half. And while sometimes it teaders on the edge of obsession, he always seems to bring a smile to my face. So during one of the worst days of my life I departed from reality for but a short time, and created promoking. While this was my baby steps,"so to speak" I will hone my craft, and be back in the future with new and much more entertaining aliases to please and terrorize the masses with So it is with this that I say ado, but to quote the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger "I'll be back"


I ask that the only person on the board that knows my true identity keep it under wraps Thanks BP!

BP4L

you got it man.
And like i said earlier, post with your real user name more!
I was wondering what happened to ya!

is he Son of Rage?

Would anyone like a literary critique of [Labret]'s antics on GFY?

Hummm..... Sounds like a nice deal, too bad I wasnt included in it though ...

You really are a stupid fuck aren't you ?? I hope that you don't ever give out your real information to anyone that contacts you, since I will be making false tries to get you to reveal who you are so that I can post your information here at gfy May your nuts rot and fall off, my your cock shrivel up and suck inside, and may your ass be full of hemaroids