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  • Tam
    Rude Bitch
    • Jan 2001
    • 8534

    #1

    A female surfer's view of a dick!!

    Funny post on my amateur posting board:

    Well done Icqlen, you have a great looking cock. It is big and well presented here. Why it is that most men don't think about making their cocks look good I will never know. Just look how Len's cock looks clean, thick and long and just asking for a good sucking. That is because Len has taken the time and trouble to shave off unsightly pubes and trim back the hair above his shaft so we can all see it properly. If Len came to me right now I would have no hesitiation in going down on him and getting my legs wide open for him.

    People say women don't comment on Men....... well they damn well do, and this one went all out to critique it........ LMAO

    An no Len's is NOT the Len's WE all know and love, it is the guys name she is commenting on here!! There are DEFINITELY women surfers out there and they are picky as hell......... rotfl

    I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you.
    Last edited by Tam; 08-04-2002, 09:36 AM.
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  • gaby
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    • Jun 2001
    • 712

    #2
    where's the photo?

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    • Tam
      Rude Bitch
      • Jan 2001
      • 8534

      #3
      http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1028447078

      it's on this page here......... I have a few females that go all dirty on them, but this one here is always so....... umm......... descriptive? LOL
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      • sexygoat
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        • Aug 2002
        • 357

        #4
        Originally posted by Tam


        I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you. [/B]
        you want to share your sig with us? OK, thank you very much. btw, I saw your pink. really tasty.

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        • Tam
          Rude Bitch
          • Jan 2001
          • 8534

          #5
          Originally posted by sexygoat


          you want to share your sig with us? OK, thank you very much. btw, I saw your pink. really tasty.
          Share my signature with you?
          Ummm........... I don't think so. I have NO pretenses, if I wanna share my signature with you, I'll come here and TELL you that's what I am doing......... I came here to share with my FRIENDS a response from my female surfers...........

          I'll take the signature out if it makes YOU feel better......... whatever!! This had NOTHING to do with my damn signature!! Furthermore, I have well over 2700 posts here, if it was a signature thing, then I don't know why I would have this many posts racked up just to show my signature.
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          • Tam
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            • Jan 2001
            • 8534

            #6
            THERE... it's off... are you happy now?
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            • Theo
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              • May 2001
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              #7
              http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1027381804

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              • eru
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                • Mar 2002
                • 2612

                #8
                How do women masturbate and surf the web at the same time? All the girls I know move around and moan like crazy when doing their business.
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                • Tam
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8534

                  #9
                  I get all kinds over there, Soul..... and the percentage of women and men are ABOUT equal...... it's funny to watch them. LMAO
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                  • Tam
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                    • Jan 2001
                    • 8534

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eru
                    How do women masturbate and surf the web at the same time? All the girls I know move around and moan like crazy when doing their business.
                    I wouldn't have the first clue..... I have never been one to sit in front of my pc and get off like that.......... so I can't help you there.......... LMAO
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                    • Theo
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                      • May 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by eru
                      How do women masturbate and surf the web at the same time? All the girls I know move around and moan like crazy when doing their business.

                      they pretend

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                      • Theo
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                        • May 2001
                        • 34515

                        #12
                        a new side of cybersex

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                        • Kimmykim
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                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015

                          #13
                          LOL Tam, this guy sent me an email this morning, not sure what to tell him, maybe the chick posting can help ;)

                          hi
                          kimmy kim
                          I am from pakistan I read your wibe site I WAS VERY HAPPY.I was very problem
                          that my penis size is 2inch that how I can improve the size please help me
                          and give some details about me.
                          thank you
                          nameblockedout
                          from pakistan.

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                          • shunga
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                            • Apr 2001
                            • 994

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kimmykim
                            I was very problem that my penis size is 2inch that how I can improve the size please help me.
                            Wouldn't Gary know more about that..?
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                            • gothweb
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                              • Jun 2002
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                              #15
                              We all understand that just because the poster claimed to be a woman, and claimed to have a genuine interest in photos of men's penises, and claimed she would suck and fuck some guy based on a picture of his cock, that does not make any of it true, right?

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                              • Lane
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                                • Apr 2001
                                • 8496

                                #16
                                so, women like bent cocks too? lol
                                he has a nice curve there

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                                • gaby
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                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 712

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                  LOL Tam, this guy sent me an email this morning, not sure what to tell him, maybe the chick posting can help ;)

                                  hi
                                  kimmy kim
                                  I am from pakistan I read your wibe site I WAS VERY HAPPY.I was very problem
                                  that my penis size is 2inch that how I can improve the size please help me
                                  and give some details about me.
                                  thank you
                                  nameblockedout
                                  from pakistan.

                                  same guy? *L*

                                  http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1025466355

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                                  • Jakke PNG
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                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 20306

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gothweb
                                    We all understand that just because the poster claimed to be a woman, and claimed to have a genuine interest in photos of men's penises, and claimed she would suck and fuck some guy based on a picture of his cock, that does not make any of it true, right?
                                    Everything you read is true.
                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                    • Tam
                                      Rude Bitch
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 8534

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by gothweb
                                      We all understand that just because the poster claimed to be a woman, and claimed to have a genuine interest in photos of men's penises, and claimed she would suck and fuck some guy based on a picture of his cock, that does not make any of it true, right?
                                      This is definitely a woman. She has been sending me emails and been on my site since I opened it 3 years ago. I have pics of her somewhere and she is a hottie. All the guys loved her. So yes she is a female. I know some of them that post are men posting as women and vice versa, but THIS one is definitely a woman. She was one of the first women to ever email me when I started this site in fact. LOL

                                      kimmy ........... rotfl....... so did you give him the link of a good penis enlargement program?
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                                      • Tam
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                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 8534

                                        #20
                                        Lane..... I think her point here was that he takes care of himself down there........ you'd be surprised at some of the men that have posted here for years that don't ummm......... groom themselves. LOL

                                        Women are the same way, alot of women don't do it either. LOL
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                                        • Tam
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 8534

                                          #21


                                          This is Caroline...... for those who think she is a man posting as a woman............ rotfl
                                          Last edited by Tam; 08-04-2002, 10:32 AM.
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                                          • gothweb
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                                            • Jun 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Just remember... no evidence given over the web is proof of gender.

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                                            • Theo
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                                              • May 2001
                                              • 34515

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Lane
                                              he has a nice curve there
                                              equinox is that you?

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                                              • Rocky
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                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 3022

                                                #24
                                                hi Tam

                                                love ya babe
                                                Are you down with Sin?

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                                                • Kimmykim
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                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 16015

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Tam


                                                  kimmy ........... rotfl....... so did you give him the link of a good penis enlargement program?
                                                  Unfortunately I dont think any processor take Pakistani credit cards lol

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                                                  • Seb From Holland
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                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 2747

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Tam
                                                    http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1028447078

                                                    it's on this page here......... I have a few females that go all dirty on them, but this one here is always so....... umm......... descriptive? LOL
                                                    This is one unhappy looking penis.

                                                    Seb.

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                                                    • Tam
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 8534

                                                      #27
                                                      HEY ROCKY!!!! Where ya been? I have missed my stalker buddy.......

                                                      kimmy.... well loan him yours...... damn woman, help a guy out will ya? LMAO

                                                      Seb...... it's a clean unhappy one though............ LMAO
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                                                      • Cheshire
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                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 5738

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm dissappointed Tam, when I read the title of this thread I was 100% expecting something along these lines:

                                                        That cock is mighty righteous brah, those thick lines are something out of my wet, endless summer fantasies. I'd take your pipeline like it was the mighty Maverick to Jah himself. The way it's so smooth and glistens in the light, makes me yearn for it's pumping tide. Boo, I'm ready to wax down your longboard and mount it up. Can I hang your ten?


                                                        just a little bit naughty

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                                                          #29
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                                                          • Rocky
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                                                            • Jul 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Tam
                                                            HEY ROCKY!!!! Where ya been? I have missed my stalker buddy.......

                                                            ever since the mr.thumbs and cheshire stalking fiasco i've been lying low

                                                            that guy gave stalking a bad name


                                                            but i still love ya babe...from a distance
                                                            Last edited by Rocky; 08-04-2002, 11:20 AM.
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                                                            • Naughty
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                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Funny site you got there Tam. Lotsa hairy chicks though
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                                                              • Tam
                                                                Rude Bitch
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 8534

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                I'm dissappointed Tam, when I read the title of this thread I was 100% expecting something along these lines:

                                                                That cock is mighty righteous brah, those thick lines are something out of my wet, endless summer fantasies. I'd take your pipeline like it was the mighty Maverick to Jah himself. The way it's so smooth and glistens in the light, makes me yearn for it's pumping tide. Boo, I'm ready to wax down your longboard and mount it up. Can I hang your ten?
                                                                Some of them DO get like that over there, girl......... I thought this one was funny because she was so... ummm.... what's the word? Tactful? She is always one to find something nice to say no matter WHAT she has to do to do it...... and some of her posts are so funny when she does it. Others, she can get pretty down and dirty with if she likes the package....... but she kinda pops in and out of it alot so it's hard to catch all of what she says to them. LOL

                                                                Rocky..... I kinda like you stalking me, dammit...... don't let what others do make you stop now, you have been stalking me for 2 damn years....... I was kinda feeling like I always had someone to watch my back......... rotfl
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                                                                • Cheshire
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                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 5738

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Tam
                                                                  Some of them DO get like that over there, girl......... I thought this one was funny because she was so... ummm.... what's the word? Tactful? She is always one to find something nice to say no matter WHAT she has to do to do it...... and some of her posts are so funny when she does it. Others, she can get pretty down and dirty with if she likes the package....... but she kinda pops in and out of it alot so it's hard to catch all of what she says to them. LOL
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                                                                  pipeline = Part of a wave
                                                                  Maverick = Type of 'Super' wave
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                                                                  One always waxed their board before they ride, and of course we've all heard the term 'Hang 10'...?
                                                                  Last edited by Cheshire; 08-04-2002, 11:43 AM.


                                                                  just a little bit naughty

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                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 51460

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Tam


                                                                    This is Caroline...... for those who think she is a man posting as a woman............ rotfl
                                                                    Your chick surfer sent you a nude pic of herself? Damn, I wish mine would do that for me.
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                                                                    • Tam
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 8534

                                                                      #35
                                                                      you crazy ass.... that is what that site is all about, they USED to send me their photos and such directly and she was sending them in to me quite regurlarly......... now I THINK, if I remember correctly, she has a site of her own........ I am not positive, but I think she has her own place now. I will look it up and show you........ LOL
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                                                                      • Beastiepoo
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                                                                        • Mar 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Lane
                                                                        so, women like bent cocks too? lol
                                                                        he has a nice curve there
                                                                        I've never met a man whose penis didn't either curve or veer one direction or another. I once met a man whose penis didn't stand up when he had an erection...THAT was strange.
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                                                                        • Honeyslut
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by sexygoat


                                                                          you want to share your sig with us? OK, thank you very much. btw, I saw your pink. really tasty.
                                                                          47 posts and your talking about TAM'S SIG..

                                                                          LOL...

                                                                          funny
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                                                                          • Honeyslut
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Tam


                                                                            Some of them DO get like that over there, girl......... I thought this one was funny because she was so... ummm.... what's the word? Tactful? She is always one to find something nice to say no matter WHAT she has to do to do it...... and some of her posts are so funny when she does it. Others, she can get pretty down and dirty with if she likes the package....... but she kinda pops in and out of it alot so it's hard to catch all of what she says to them. LOL

                                                                            Rocky..... I kinda like you stalking me, dammit...... don't let what others do make you stop now, you have been stalking me for 2 damn years....... I was kinda feeling like I always had someone to watch my back......... rotfl
                                                                            I'll stalk ya , Tam !
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                                                                            • gothweb
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                                                                              • Jun 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Male stalkers are easy to find. Dime a dozen. Where can I find a female stalker? My ego could use it, especially if she's cute.

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                                                                              • jimmyf
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 12651

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by gothweb
                                                                                Male stalkers are easy to find. Dime a dozen. Where can I find a female stalker? My ego could use it, especially if she's cute.
                                                                                Believe me you do not want one...
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                                                                                • gothweb
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I guess an actual stalker would suck. How about a cute girl who has a crush on me in a vaguely stalker-y way?

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                                                                                  • Tam
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                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 8534

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Honeyslut......... ok, you can be my new stalker....... *glaring at Rocky* That guy is a chicken shit.............

                                                                                    I have seen some of these women stalker stories on TV and I can say that I would much rather be stalked by a man than a woman......... those fuckers get vile. LMAO
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                                                                                    • Rocky
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Tam
                                                                                      Honeyslut......... ok, you can be my new stalker....... *glaring at Rocky* That guy is a chicken shit.............

                                                                                      fuck that noise Tam

                                                                                      after 2 years do you think i'm going to give up that easy?
                                                                                      Are you down with Sin?

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                                                                                      • kmanrox
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                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 29295

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        ive been trying to get tam to stop stalking me for years now
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                                                                                        • chodadog
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Jimmyf is so right about you not wanting a stalker, gothweb. Those things are fucking crazy. A guy i used to work with, was dating this girl for a few months. He completey forgot about a date they had one night, and accidently stood her up.

                                                                                          So anyways, the next day when he gets back home from work, his entire apartment is wrecked. I'm talking EVERYTHING. TV was smashed to shit, walls splatter with paint, broken windows.

                                                                                          So, he goes and gets it all fixed up, thinking the bitch will have gotten over it. Wrong! A week passes and all of his shit is trashed again. Bear in mind, he wasn't exactly earning a lot of money, and this bitch was costing him all he had from his job from week to week. So he took out a restraining order.

                                                                                          Still, she keeps doing it. Spraypainting his walls with messages about how she hates him, and shit like that. He eventually had to quit the job he was working, and move to the other side of town, and make sure he had an unlisted number.

                                                                                          Moral of the story! Stalkers are BAD!! Not flattering in any way! lol. A girl with a crush is oh so much better.
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