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  • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 1442

    #1

    Are you getting laid tonight? I did !!!

    Had two dates and got laid both times! Its nice to be popular, good looking, rich and young.
    Good night everyone.
  • Profits of Doom
    Monster Rain
    • Feb 2004
    • 4978

    #2
    Was he good? Were you top or bottom?
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    • Nookster
      Confirmed IT Professional
      • Nov 2005
      • 3744

      #3
      I get laid every night. It's called a girlfriend. Should look one up some time.
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      • GrouchyAdmin
        Now choke yourself!
        • Apr 2006
        • 12085

        #4
        I hope you washed your hand, this time. The last thing you need is TWO infections.

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        • CunningStunt
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 5594

          #5
          Congrats to all the weiners.

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          • cayne
            My time is coming...
            • Jan 2004
            • 7475

            #6
            Nope, but tomorrow. Today I was just drinking :D
            If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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            • Zuzana Designs
              All Your Design Needs
              • Feb 2005
              • 20901

              #7
              I touched myself

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              • neewwman
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 1737

                #8
                Originally posted by Nookster
                I get laid every night. It's called a girlfriend. Should look one up some time.
                I get laid once every eighteen months. It's called a wife. You should avoid it like the plague.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Depends on how drunk I get her

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                  • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1442

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                    Was he good? Were you top or bottom?

                    You are just jealous. I don't blame you.

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                    • Profits of Doom
                      Monster Rain
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4978

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                      You are just jealous. I don't blame you.
                      Jealous of what? Even the ugliest fags could get more than 2 guys in one night, so you aren't impressing anyone...
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                      • Iron Fist
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 23400

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                        Was he good? Were you top or bottom?


                        Wonder if it was worth $20 or $50...
                        i like waffles

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                        • RayBonga
                          too cool for highschool
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 12164

                          #13
                          I remember how excited I was the first time I got laid too.

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                          • nico-t
                            emperor of my world
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 29901

                            #14
                            i need a bitch..... i really need a bitch. I will fuck anything that walks.

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                            • minddust
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 2438

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                              I touched myself

                              You saved the thread

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                              • Bama
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 2727

                                #16
                                I didn't realize fleshlights came in 2 different colors!

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                                • marketsmart
                                  HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 20419

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                  i need a bitch..... i really need a bitch. I will fuck anything that walks.
                                  here you go then...

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                                  • nico-t
                                    emperor of my world
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 29901

                                    #18
                                    christ

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                                    • Pauldarian
                                      Registered User
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 40

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                      Jealous of what? Even the ugliest fags could get more than 2 guys in one night, so you aren't impressing anyone...

                                      That's fucking funny *LOL*

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                                      • pornask
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Aug 2006
                                        • 6518

                                        #20
                                        your ass must be gapig, getting fucked by two fags must pay off...

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                                        • st0ned
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 8437

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                          Was he good? Were you top or bottom?
                                          Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                          You are just jealous. I don't blame you.
                                          Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                          Jealous of what? Even the ugliest fags could get more than 2 guys in one night, so you aren't impressing anyone...
                                          LOL
                                          Last edited by st0ned; 03-22-2008, 11:10 PM.
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                                          • Jens Van Assterdam
                                            The Dupre Pimp
                                            • Feb 2008
                                            • 6677

                                            #22
                                            What was his name?
                                            Read TOS for signature rules

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                                            • nosey
                                              Talk Hard
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 14413

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Machete Rodriguez
                                              What was his name?

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                                              • Vlad
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 2864

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                Had two dates and got laid both times! Its nice to be popular, good looking, rich and young.
                                                Good night everyone.
                                                lololol

                                                you are just ugly broken sigwhore

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                                                • DjiXas
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                  • 1108

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                  Was he good? Were you top or bottom?

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                                                  • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                    • 1442

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Vlad
                                                    lololol

                                                    you are just ugly broken sigwhore
                                                    Surfer alert! I thought you promised me on ICQ never to come back to this forum? What are you selling now, sigwhore? Free yahho emails, or ICQ numbers? Are you still trying to push free alexa lists?

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                                                    • payd2purv
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 2727

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                      Had two dates and got laid both times! Its nice to be popular, good looking, rich and young.
                                                      Good night everyone.
                                                      Soo uhh did you have your STD before or after getting laid?

                                                      Because you just fucking spread it to them like a douchebag.

                                                      or you are such a newb you thought u'd feel the effects of an STD in a few hours.

                                                      http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=816961

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                                                      • SexualDragon
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 3038

                                                        #28
                                                        my grandpa get laid more than me
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                                                        • Pauldarian
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                          • 40

                                                          #29
                                                          I don't see the need to brag about such things.
                                                          I mean if I happned to tape something and I happned to be out and I happned to have the tape and the camcorder ready to go.
                                                          I might just happrent to show my friends.
                                                          But the statment alone seems.. unintresting

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                                                          • D Ghost
                                                            null
                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 9819

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                            Was he good? Were you top or bottom?
                                                            LOL

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                                                            • Vlad
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 2864

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                              Surfer alert! I thought you promised me on ICQ never to come back to this forum? What are you selling now, sigwhore? Free yahho emails, or ICQ numbers? Are you still trying to push free alexa lists?
                                                              LOL gotta love this shithead X)

                                                              you icq'ed me yesterday and asked if you could resell my lists for 50% of profit , I told you to suck my cock , now you are all pissed off or what ?


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                                                              • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                • 1442

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Vlad
                                                                LOL gotta love this shithead X)

                                                                you icq'ed me yesterday and asked if you could resell my lists for 50% of profit , I told you to suck my cock , now you are all pissed off or what ?


                                                                Little arab cock sucker, don?t twist my words. You know what I said! I have the same list and give them for free,! No charge! You begged me not to post them, and that is why you lowered the price. Everyone knows that you are surfer, nobody takes you serious here. You are nothing but a broke little boy.

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                                                                • Fap
                                                                  Just Du It
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 12094

                                                                  #33
                                                                  who are you...?

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