German woman goes in for leg surgery...guess what she got instead

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  • Topher49er
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    • Jun 2007
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    German woman goes in for leg surgery...guess what she got instead

    March 19, 2008 12:00am

    A GERMAN pensioner is taking a hospital to court after she turned up for a leg operation - and got a new anus instead.

    The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

    The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

    Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital - although she still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...012895,00.html
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    • DaddyHalbucks
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      Yipes, that sucks.
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        • Deputy Chief Command
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          • Nov 2005
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          #3
          what the fuck is the bitch complaining about ? ? ? she got a new a - hole FOR FUCKIN FREE

          bitches . .

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            • Jens Van Assterdam
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              • Feb 2008
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              #4
              Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
              what the fuck is the bitch complaining about ? ? ? she got a new a - hole FOR FUCKIN FREE

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                • woj
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                  #5
                  That's what you get with socialized medicine
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                    • Greg - Adult Copywriters
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                      • Mar 2008
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                      #6
                      hahaha

                      But seriously that is some messed up shit. I was thinking she came out with a boob job or something, but a new sphincter? Good god.
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                        • Global Accés Delgado
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                          haha perhaps her husband isn't too happy with that - maybe he just got her broken in Or maybe he IS happy now that he get's to do it all over again!!
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                                • WebairGerard
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                                  #9
                                  now that is really messed up

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                                          Omg...........
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                                            • L-Pink
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                                              #12
                                              Wonder what they did with the old one ...........

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                                                    • Socks
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                                                      #14
                                                      Who knew you could get a new asshole?

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                                                          I am sure her husband doesnt mind.

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                                                            • Iron Fist
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                                                              #16
                                                              anus, leg.... her husband said she was full of shit... problem solved.
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                                                                • st0ned
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                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • Violetta
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                                                                      haha... poor lady! somebody post that two anus pic
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                                                                        • everestcash
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                                                                          OMG... lol

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                                                                            • dav3
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              That doctor was a real asshole!
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  they tore her a new asshole

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                                                                                        • dav3
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                                                                                          I bet that lady is getting sick of taking other people's shit!
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                                                                                            • nico-t
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                                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by dav3
                                                                                              I bet that lady is getting sick of taking other people's shit!

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                                                                                                • themonk
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  haha i want a new anus too . mine is too worked
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                                                                                                    • F-U-Jimmy
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                                                                                                      Did they add a second A-hole or just re-bore the old one ?
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                                                                                                        • D Ghost
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
                                                                                                          what the fuck is the bitch complaining about ? ? ? she got a new a - hole FOR FUCKIN FREE

                                                                                                          bitches . .
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                                                                                                            • D
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Greg - Adult Copywriters
                                                                                                              hahaha

                                                                                                              But seriously that is some messed up shit. I was thinking she came out with a boob job or something, but a new sphincter? Good god.
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                                                                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Damn..major lawsuit happening

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                                                                                                                      Originally posted by woj
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                                                                                                                        • tiger
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                                                                                                                          Damn thats fucked.

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                                                                                                                            • Drake
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              That's pretty serious. I think an artificial sphincter actually requires a pump for it to work. So she's essentially lost all natural bowel control for the rest of her life.

                                                                                                                              I could be wrong but I thought that's how it worked.

                                                                                                                              "For patients with severe, intractable fecal incontinence, the surgical options are limited. One of the new options is the implantation of the artificial bowel sphincter, a silicon elastomer device. This device consists of three components: a cuff, a control pump with septum, and a pressure-regulating balloon, attached to each other with kink resistant tubing."

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                                                                                                                                • BusterBunny
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                                  talk about a pain in the ass.
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                                                                                                                                    • Ash1
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 3062
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      hwo the fuck do u get a new anus?

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                                                                                                                                        • lazycash
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I bet her husband is pissed. Took him years to losen that ass up for anal sex, then just like that he's got to start all over again.
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                                                                                                                                            • minddust
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                                                                                                                                              Almost the same thing that happened to me, instead I've woke up with a 13 inches penis

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