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SwirlsGirl · 11-10-2013, 08:32 AM

After 8 years of lack luster pizza sales you replace your most trusted cashier, with another cashier only this time your new cashier does not have a criminal back ground and is highly recommended to do a good job counting your pizza sales.

Well within the first month of your new cashier being on the register you notice your new pizza sales have almost tripled!

Not only are the pizza sales 3 times better, but you are now selling pizza slices, and delicious pizza pies every single day as opposed to only making pizza sales 3-4 days a week.

Do you suck the cock of the new cashier to thank him for doing a better job at counting?

Do you go to the pizza industry forum and message board and say who turned off the pizza scrub?

Do you begin to question the integrity of the last cashier because your sales have went vertical over night without any new pizza customers and without any new ingredients.

Same old pizza you been selling for years, same old location, same old marketing of that good ass pizza.

But now you have triple sales and all you did was remove your old cashier.

So you feel like a moron, because you now realize that there is a correlation to business growth and the integrity of your cashier.

What most likely will happen is you will realize that you were getting burned for years and years by your former cashier employee and to save face as you would not enjoy having to face your pizza business colleagues who tried to warn you about replacing your cashier.

Your pizza colleagues are laughing at you because you are sitting there trying to ascertain is it the zesty pizza sauce that is making me lose sales?

Is it the thin and delicate crust that the customers are not liking?

Should I change my pizza box colors to bring in more pizza sales?

Maybe I should change the brand of my pizza from Pearonies pizza to.....lets see oh *the Pizza Guy*

You try and focus on all kinds of ways to tweak your yummy pizza operation when all you had to do was replace your scummy cashier.

Then sadly you discover that your poor judgement and affinity for trusting parasites has cost you precious coin and growth.

So you walk around your pizza industry head down, because you cannot face your colleagues after they proved to you the pizza business is not dead but your cashier was being cheesy with your pizza sales.

Your cashier knew you would never suspect he was shorting your pizza sales.

You now look like the pizza industry know it all nerd who knows jack shit about doubing or tripling pizza sales.

Will that be thick or thin crust today Pizza Guy?

11-10-2013, 08:32 AM
SwirlsGirl So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: between east coast and vegas Posts: 2,067	You own a pizza shop and are frustrated with low pizza sales, you decide to replace your cashier.... After 8 years of lack luster pizza sales you replace your most trusted cashier, with another cashier only this time your new cashier does not have a criminal back ground and is highly recommended to do a good job counting your pizza sales. Well within the first month of your new cashier being on the register you notice your new pizza sales have almost tripled! Not only are the pizza sales 3 times better, but you are now selling pizza slices, and delicious pizza pies every single day as opposed to only making pizza sales 3-4 days a week. Do you suck the cock of the new cashier to thank him for doing a better job at counting? Do you go to the pizza industry forum and message board and say who turned off the pizza scrub? Do you begin to question the integrity of the last cashier because your sales have went vertical over night without any new pizza customers and without any new ingredients. Same old pizza you been selling for years, same old location, same old marketing of that good ass pizza. But now you have triple sales and all you did was remove your old cashier. So you feel like a moron, because you now realize that there is a correlation to business growth and the integrity of your cashier. What most likely will happen is you will realize that you were getting burned for years and years by your former cashier employee and to save face as you would not enjoy having to face your pizza business colleagues who tried to warn you about replacing your cashier. Your pizza colleagues are laughing at you because you are sitting there trying to ascertain is it the zesty pizza sauce that is making me lose sales? Is it the thin and delicate crust that the customers are not liking? Should I change my pizza box colors to bring in more pizza sales? Maybe I should change the brand of my pizza from Pearonies pizza to.....lets see oh the Pizza Guy You try and focus on all kinds of ways to tweak your yummy pizza operation when all you had to do was replace your scummy cashier. Then sadly you discover that your poor judgement and affinity for trusting parasites has cost you precious coin and growth. So you walk around your pizza industry head down, because you cannot face your colleagues after they proved to you the pizza business is not dead but your cashier was being cheesy with your pizza sales. Your cashier knew you would never suspect he was shorting your pizza sales. You now look like the pizza industry know it all nerd who knows jack shit about doubing or tripling pizza sales. Will that be thick or thin crust today Pizza Guy?