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  • whOaKemosabe
    So Fucking Stoned...
    • Aug 2013
    • 1968

    #1

    If you were held hostage and your captor...

    He tells you eather i'm going to shoot you in the head or you are going to
    lick this pussy, and let you free.



    by the way she has genital warts.. among other things

    what would you do...
  • American Psycho
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2009
    • 3068

    #2
    I told u stop posting hacked pics of harmons mother

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    • whOaKemosabe
      So Fucking Stoned...
      • Aug 2013
      • 1968

      #3
      Originally posted by American Psycho
      I told u stop posting hacked pics of harmons mother
      hahahahha

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      • Best-In-BC
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        • Jun 2002
        • 9509

        #4
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        • Best-In-BC
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          • 9509

          #5
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          • AnimeFevers
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            • Apr 2009
            • 3566

            #6
            semi....
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            • freecartoonporn
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              • Jan 2012
              • 7683

              #7
              i would ask for condom to put on my tongue.
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              • LightscapeMedia
                DirtyPeach.com
                • May 2010
                • 828

                #8
                Well.. it's possible to survive a gunshot to the head, so...

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                • whOaKemosabe
                  So Fucking Stoned...
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 1968

                  #9
                  Originally posted by freecartoonporn
                  i would ask for condom to put on my tongue.
                  Originally posted by LightscapeMedia
                  Well.. it's possible to survive a gunshot to the head, so...

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                  • LightscapeMedia
                    DirtyPeach.com
                    • May 2010
                    • 828

                    #10
                    Oh.. and *unsubscribe*.. I definitely don't want to be reminded to return to this thread.

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                    • JockoHomo
                      "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 1523

                      #11

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        I would lick the pud

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                        • alex.missyouth
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 1870

                          #13
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                          • dyna mo
                            just a fucking jerk
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 68184

                            #14
                            would i get to lick her butthole too?

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                            • whOaKemosabe
                              So Fucking Stoned...
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 1968

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                              would i get to lick her butthole too?


                              uhhhh

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                              • Harmon
                                ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 20012

                                #16
                                Originally posted by American Psycho
                                I told u stop posting hacked pics of harmons mother
                                Now you're resorting to mother jokes?

                                Do not post people's personal information, or attack peoples personal lives or families, stick to the issues and the bullshit.

                                Buhbye
                                [email protected]

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                                • whOaKemosabe
                                  So Fucking Stoned...
                                  • Aug 2013
                                  • 1968

                                  #17
                                  bizzump!

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                                  • J.Houser
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Nov 2013
                                    • 37

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Harmon
                                    Now you're resorting to mother jokes?

                                    Do not post people's personal information, or attack peoples personal lives or families, stick to the issues and the bullshit.

                                    Buhbye

                                    This punk dishes the shit out but cant take it. Yo Harmon Harmony ya bitch snitch, photoshop up a complaint to eric the same way you conjure up those fake ass earning receipts.

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                                    • BoardiesBitch
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 861

                                      #19
                                      it's not very nice to post that
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                                      • BoardiesBitch
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                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 861

                                        #20
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                                        • brassmonkey
                                          Pay It Forward
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 77385

                                          #21
                                          blue waffle on the side?
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                                          • winter_
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2013
                                            • 750

                                            #22
                                            ha ha ha he he he.

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                                            • Harmon
                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 20012

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by J.Houser

                                              This punk dishes the shit out but cant take it. Yo Harmon Harmony ya bitch snitch, photoshop up a complaint to eric the same way you conjure up those fake ass earning receipts.
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                                              • BSleazy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 6721

                                                #24
                                                I'd ask if I could stick my dick in it instead!
                                                icq 156131086

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                                                • Harmon
                                                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 20012

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by J.Houser

                                                  This punk dishes the shit out but cant take it. Yo Harmon Harmony ya bitch snitch, photoshop up a complaint to eric the same way you conjure up those fake ass earning receipts.
                                                  Haters gonna hate. Keep telling yourself that, kid. As I earn literally thousand per day/week and you work for pennies and create fake nicks because you don't have the fucking coin purse to use your real one.

                                                  Suck a cock, big boy.

                                                  [email protected]

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                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 77385

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BSleazy
                                                    I'd ask if I could stick my dick in it instead!
                                                    TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
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                                                    • BSleazy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 6721

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                      lol good one!
                                                      icq 156131086

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                                                      • John-ACWM
                                                        Work Work Work
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 20060

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by LightscapeMedia
                                                        Well.. it's possible to survive a gunshot to the head, so...

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                                                        • Yngwie
                                                          I am an Alien from space
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 11118

                                                          #29
                                                          Only one word would come out of my mouth

                                                          "FIRE!"
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                                                          • NatalieMojoHost
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                                                            • Aug 2013
                                                            • 1479

                                                            #30
                                                            Shoot me. Just shoot me.

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                                                            • J.Houser
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Nov 2013
                                                              • 37

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Harmon
                                                              Haters gonna hate. Keep telling yourself that, kid. As I earn literally thousand per day/week and you work for pennies and create fake nicks because you don't have the fucking coin purse to use your real one.

                                                              Suck a cock, big boy.
                                                              Industry Role: Photoshop wanna-be
                                                              Join Date: Mar 2004
                                                              Location: Davis Islands, FL
                                                              Posts: 15,386

                                                              Harmon Harmony! No hating here bro. Your crack smoking heroin shooting bi polar piddly ass forgot to close photoshop on one of your phony payment receipts. Realizing you could no longer edit the phony photoshop fail disappeared off the hosting server. Busted and disgusted motha fucka!

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                                                              • whOaKemosabe
                                                                So Fucking Stoned...
                                                                • Aug 2013
                                                                • 1968

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by J.Houser
                                                                Industry Role: Photoshop wanna-be
                                                                Join Date: Mar 2004
                                                                Location: Davis Islands, FL
                                                                Posts: 15,386

                                                                Harmon Harmony! No hating here bro. Your crack smoking heroin shooting bi polar piddly ass forgot to close photoshop on one of your phony payment receipts. Realizing you could no longer edit the phony photoshop fail disappeared off the hosting server. Busted and disgusted motha fucka!

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