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11-06-2013, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by crockett

Actually it was the local PD that took him to the hospital in their jurisdiction. However they seem to have brought the sheriffs dept. in on it, when the first hospital turned them down and needed to go to another. At that point the local PD didn't have the jurisdiction to get to the other hospital, but the sheriffs could.

Awesome. So we have two executive branch departments running around the law blatantly to get what they want.

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11-06-2013, 06:53 AM

1) someone said 8 enemas, I believe it was only 3 enemas, 2 finger bang sessions and a colonoscopy.

2) The search warrant was not valid where the procedures took place.

3) The search warrant expired in the middle of the session, long before the colonoscopy was performed.

I'd guess that the cops pretty much guaranteed the doctors they were going to find something, then when they didn't, kept pushing it further and further hoping to save face.

I'd sue everyone, the judge, the cops, the police department, the hospital, the doctors, the state, fuck em all!

due is probably pretty safe to start smuggling drugs up his ass now though, likely won't be getting searched again any time soon.
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#53

11-06-2013, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by PR_Phil

1) someone said 8 enemas, I believe it was only 3 enemas, 2 finger bang sessions and a colonoscopy.

2) The search warrant was not valid where the procedures took place.

3) The search warrant expired in the middle of the session, long before the colonoscopy was performed.

I'd guess that the cops pretty much guaranteed the doctors they were going to find something, then when they didn't, kept pushing it further and further hoping to save face.

I'd sue everyone, the judge, the cops, the police department, the hospital, the doctors, the state, fuck em all!

due is probably pretty safe to start smuggling drugs up his ass now though, likely won't be getting searched again any time soon.

And now that it's reamed out he can stuff 3 kilos easy.

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11-06-2013, 07:01 AM

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#55

11-06-2013, 07:07 AM

Earlier this year in Milwaukee there was a goon squad of officers that were busted for doing cavity searches in the inner city. Last time I saw anything about the story, it said that all the cops were fired and the city of Milwaukee was getting out it's checkbook to compensate the victims. The man in New Mexico is going to win big on this. And he should.

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#56

11-06-2013, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by PR_Phil

1) someone said 8 enemas, I believe it was only 3 enemas, 2 finger bang sessions and a colonoscopy.

2) The search warrant was not valid where the procedures took place.

3) The search warrant expired in the middle of the session, long before the colonoscopy was performed.

I'd guess that the cops pretty much guaranteed the doctors they were going to find something, then when they didn't, kept pushing it further and further hoping to save face.

I'd sue everyone, the judge, the cops, the police department, the hospital, the doctors, the state, fuck em all!

due is probably pretty safe to start smuggling drugs up his ass now though, likely won't be getting searched again any time soon.

moreover, how many searches does a search warrant validate? it seems like this guy was anally searched at least 6x.

again, insane behavior.
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11-06-2013, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

moreover, how many searches does a search warrant validate? it seems like this guy was anally searched at least 6x.

again, insane behavior.

Search warrants are supposed to be fairly specific. They can get thrown out if they were made too vague. It sounds like not only was this search warrant too vague, but any restrictions that were on it were completely ignored.

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11-06-2013, 07:19 AM

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I would trust a criminal over a cop any day of the week.
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11-06-2013, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by Sly

Search warrants are supposed to be fairly specific. They can get thrown out if they were made too vague. It sounds like not only was this search warrant too vague, but any restrictions that were on it were completely ignored.

another thought that crossed my mind on this is how the fuck do you get anally probed for 12 hours without consenting? and without demanding your fucking lawyer??

i know there's much detail left out, but...........
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#60

11-06-2013, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by SuckOnThis

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I would trust a criminal over a cop any day of the week.

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11-06-2013, 07:38 AM

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11-06-2013, 08:07 AM

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#63

11-06-2013, 11:07 AM

It just happened again!!!!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013...ct-police-dog/
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#64

11-06-2013, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by DWB

It just happened again!!!!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013...ct-police-dog/

Ok seriously, when I head west on my road trip I'm fucking avoiding New Mexico at all costs.. It's the same fucking sheriffs department Hidalgo county and the same fucking hospital. WTF is wrong with them?

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11-06-2013, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by DWB

It just happened again!!!!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013...ct-police-dog/

looks like eddy caught the overnight flight to new mexico
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11-06-2013, 11:27 AM

Well, obviously we have da cops rapin' everybody in Hidalgo county. They be climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em. So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they rapin' everybody out here.

If you see these cops..run, run for your lives!

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11-06-2013, 11:29 AM
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11-06-2013, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by DWB

It just happened again!!!!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013...ct-police-dog/

just found this:

'UPDATE on the anal rape story: The police K-9 that signaled on Eckert?s car, named Leo, gives wrong signals ?pretty often,? reported KOB4 Eyewitness News. The dog wasn?t even certified in the state of New Mexico, and his certification had been expired since April 2011 ? well past the annual re-certification requirement.'

it's the dogs fault, apparently, he hasn't been re-certified in years.
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#69

11-06-2013, 12:10 PM

So it's department policy to get warrants for anal searches following traffic stops? Traffic stops where no drugs were found in the car? So they search the drivers asshole?

I don't even know what to say.
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11-06-2013, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

So it's department policy to get warrants for anal searches following traffic stops? Traffic stops where no drugs were found in the car? So they search the drivers asshole?

I don't even know what to say.

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11-06-2013, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by _Richard_

just found this:

'UPDATE on the anal rape story: The police K-9 that signaled on Eckert?s car, named Leo, gives wrong signals ?pretty often,? reported KOB4 Eyewitness News. The dog wasn?t even certified in the state of New Mexico, and his certification had been expired since April 2011 ? well past the annual re-certification requirement.'

it's the dogs fault, apparently, he hasn't been re-certified in years.

ah, the classic rogue dog explanation, makes sense.

seems i remember that one, from the 3rd fucking grade.......

the dog ate my homework.
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#72

11-06-2013, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by SuckOnThis

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I would trust a criminal over a cop any day of the week.

Agreed......

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11-06-2013, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

ah, the classic rogue dog explanation, makes sense.

seems i remember that one, from the 3rd fucking grade.......

the dog ate my homework.

ahh that's a funny connection
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11-06-2013, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

ah, the classic rogue dog explanation, makes sense.

seems i remember that one, from the 3rd fucking grade.......

the dog ate my homework.

The dog blamed his asshole.

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11-06-2013, 02:55 PM

Drug dogs get it wrong 4 out of 5 times.. I can't BELIEVE a positive on a car seat was used in this manner.
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/an...211-1oprv.html

My wife got "busted" by a drug dog at a major music festival here. Everyone else in the group was probably on illegal things but she is pure as the driven snow in these matters, hardly even drinks and she is the one pulled up by the stupid dog and searched by cops that wouldn't believe she didn't have anything on her.
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11-06-2013, 02:58 PM

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Drug dogs get it wrong 4 out of 5 times.. I can't BELIEVE a positive on a car seat was used in this manner.
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/an...211-1oprv.html

My wife got "busted" by a drug dog at a major music festival here. Everyone else in the group was probably on illegal things but she is pure as the driven snow in these matters, hardly even drinks and she is the one pulled up by the stupid dog and searched by cops that wouldn't believe she didn't have anything on her.

had a dog get a 'hit' going through the border.. pretty sure the agent throwing his toy was what made the 'hit' happen

but after guns, anger, and big gorillas, i was out in under 5 minutes
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11-06-2013, 05:10 PM

I was pretty high but I just laughed at the cops told them "good luck" and told my wife to meet me at one particular stage when they finished wasting their time. I wouldn't have normally left her (I actually waited on the other side of the barrier where they couldn't see me) but I wanted to show the cops how confident I was they were wasting their time so they'd let her go sooner.
Another time a friend had a couple of ecstasy pills (which are highly fragrant) in their pocket when the cops did a sweep of a nightclub, they didn't realize what was going on until too late and the dog was on them, the dog sniffed his pocket and moved onto the next person without so much as blinking..

One dog detects something on a person you couldn't force drugs onto, the other almost snorts some pills in a guy's pocket without detecting anything.. Ridiculous.
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