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mikesouth · 10-31-2013, 10:38 AM

My very close friend Kayden Kross has asked me to implore you all to purchase the new Imac and any other apple products as soon as they come. Though her portfolio is very broad she is heavily invested in apple stock.

She is also with child and you wouldn't want that child to grow up in poverty because you didn't buy Apple products and push her stock up.

She would really not want to have to resort to begging on twitter and setting up a fund so that porn fans can bail her out.

So for the sake of Kayden's unborn child I implore you to buy apple products often.

10-31-2013, 10:38 AM
mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	My very close friend Kayden Kross has asked me to implore you all to purchase the new Imac and any other apple products as soon as they come. Though her portfolio is very broad she is heavily invested in apple stock. She is also with child and you wouldn't want that child to grow up in poverty because you didn't buy Apple products and push her stock up. She would really not want to have to resort to begging on twitter and setting up a fund so that porn fans can bail her out. So for the sake of Kayden's unborn child I implore you to buy apple products often. __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.