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Old 10-29-2013, 11:25 AM  
timlover
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Originally Posted by Lichen View Post
bank teller asked me who the hell sent me $200,000 from slovenia

I started telling her that I had received an email from a fairly high ranking member of the USSR politburo who was asking for assistance in retrieving proceeds of underhanded Jewish dealings from the fall of the soviet union.

she looked faintly horrified.

I then told her that I was joking and that it was proceeds of sales of a made up internet currency called bitcoins, and that it would likely eventually spell the end of the banking system as we know it. And with that, I left.

I would have asked her if its company policy to ask people about their money and if not that perhaps she should just mind her own business and continue with processing my bank business for the day.

The last thing you want on your hands is some nosey fat bank teller bitch who has nothing to do all day but sit on her ass and make change and gossip with the other fat bitches working the counter....about your account.

It's dumb bitches like that who run their mouth trying to be more important than they are.....when regulators and inspectors come to the bank ..."Oh, we had this guy who had $200,000 in money transffered from Europe.

I have a better idea. Put my money in that little envelope and focus on the hard things of your job....like trying to figure out what flavor dum dum pop I want with my money..
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