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A cop in the new 'Dark Knight' movie lectured me on porn today

03-18-2008, 10:42 AM

So I'm in the sauna working on phase 2 of my 3 phase 'executive workout' (whirlpool, sauna, steamroom) and there's a man in there who chats me up...

After talking about marriage and child support and shit like that, he then tells me that one of his daughters is a regular on the show 'gossip girls' and that he played an extra role as a cop in the new Batman movie coming out.....He then told me how he was able to get the role and I found out that there is a lot of acting work to be had in the chicago area...

Anyway, he then asked me what I did for a living and I told him that I did internet porn.....Then he said that he can never judge anybody because of all the shit that he went through in his life with an alcoholic father and such, but he wondered if doing porn "tugged at me" a little bit....I told him not at all and that I loved what I do...

He said something about Jesus dying on the cross and I started to zone out after that....But I must say that he didn't come at me like some regular bible thumper.....And then as I was about to enter the steam room he even gave me some more advice on how to get roles in chicago....

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03-18-2008, 10:43 AM

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03-18-2008, 10:48 AM

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03-18-2008, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by BVF

He said something about Jesus dying on the cross and I started to zone out after that....But I must say that he didn't come at me like some regular bible thumper.....

They're getting sneakier. I was walking into the grocery store and stopped to check out the petitions being signed at a little table. I'm a registered voter, and always curious, you know?

the guy talks politics with me while I'm signing, seems normal in every way, then he asks me out of the blue what I think the biggest sin is. I said "Well, I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in 'sin' per se, but I guess the biggest human crime to me would be ruthless torture and mutilation that slowly ended in a painful death." That shut him up for a second, because I'd thrown off his schtick, but he launched right back into it with "Well, I think murdering an unborn child is the biggest sin blah blah blah balh" tone out.

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03-18-2008, 11:11 AM

yea, somethings getting "tugged" alright

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03-18-2008, 11:22 AM

seems there are alot jesus freaks in the US... bunch of psycho's. We get alot of reality shit from US on tv here, or news etc. and so many times people say shit about gods will, god bless this or god bless that. The second they say that i get sick of the show and change the channel.
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03-18-2008, 11:22 AM

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03-18-2008, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

seems there are alot jesus freaks in the US... bunch of psycho's. We get alot of reality shit from US on tv here, or news etc. and so many times people say shit about gods will, god bless this or god bless that. The second they say that i get sick of the show and change the channel.

Yes, it's getting to be too much. People always saying things happen because "God is so good" reminds me of fucking muslims. DurkaALLAH. Praise Allah. Fucking christ shut up. Ted from accounting got you the tax refund, not fucking jesus so knock it off.
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03-18-2008, 12:06 PM

I always love when people ask me if I have found Jesus. I always give the same answer no matter how over used it might be. " It was not my turn to watch him. and you better find him soon before some pagan strings him up again. "

That usually stops them right there.

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03-18-2008, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

I always love when people ask me if I have found Jesus. I always give the same answer no matter how over used it might be. " It was not my turn to watch him. and you better find him soon before some pagan strings him up again. "

That usually stops them right there.

or, I didnt know he was lost

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03-18-2008, 01:15 PM

Hey BVF are you the one in your vids or you hire stunt cocks? Because I would be VERY worried about STDs.

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03-18-2008, 01:19 PM

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Hey BVF are you the one in your vids or you hire stunt cocks? Because I would be VERY worried about STDs.

It's only one cock which is mine and I'm not worried....Thanks for your concern though.

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03-18-2008, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by BradM

Yes, it's getting to be too much. People always saying things happen because "God is so good" reminds me of fucking muslims. DurkaALLAH. Praise Allah. Fucking christ shut up. Ted from accounting got you the tax refund, not fucking jesus so knock it off.

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03-18-2008, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

I always love when people ask me if I have found Jesus. I always give the same answer no matter how over used it might be. " It was not my turn to watch him. and you better find him soon before some pagan strings him up again. "

That usually stops them right there.

"Yah, he was hiding under the bed the whole time."

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03-18-2008, 02:21 PM

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03-18-2008, 02:28 PM

The most fucked up people are in churches. Especially if they had another god before Jesus (drugs ,alcohol..etc)

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03-18-2008, 03:33 PM

At least he was nice. I don't mind if people share their beliefs with me as long as they're not douchebags about it.
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