Root Beer. No, really.
I hate beer. The only beer I ever tasted that didn't make me absolutely sick to my stomach was Honey Brown. That stuff is not horrendous, but I wouldn't buy it myself, either. I just drink it when it's offered to me for free at friends' houses. Hehe.
I like Magaritas (extra salt) and Chateau Elan Summer Wine (peach and muscadine). I don't drink much, obviously. LOL