Russell Brand Gave A Guy A Handjob In A Bar Bathroom!
LOL he says he's not gay! took him 30 minutes to finish the guy 
?I w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ?I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that?s ?cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.' I trawled around Soho?going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ?Anyone want me to wank them off?? And this bloke goes, ?Yep??So we goes to the lavvy ? me, him, the director ? and?he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is?I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn?t go hard! And we?re?in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ?I think?it would be easier if I was able to touch yours?. And I [thought] ?F*cking hell mate, do us a favor!? And the director goes: ?Go on Russell it would be funny?? So I take down my trousers and pants?and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. I?m such a sex narcissist that, even though I?m not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank?[A]fter about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.?