Drama here again...

**Jel** · 10-21-2013, 12:38 PM

ring up 999 and tell them you have trespassers in your garden (not that the old bill give a fuck about trespassers anyway)

**EddyTheDog** · 10-21-2013, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by Jel

ring up 999 and tell them you have trespassers in your garden (not that the old bill give a fuck about trespassers anyway)

It is the old bill in my garden...

Was I not clear on that?....

**SilentKnight** · 10-21-2013, 03:02 PM

Tell them you hid the bodies in the garden.

They'll dig it all up looking.

Voila! You're all set to plant your garden next spring.

**dyna mo** · 10-21-2013, 03:02 PM

watch your ass, eddy!

**_Richard_** · 10-21-2013, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

It is the old bill in my garden...

Was I not clear on that?....

he's clear on that

and he's telling you to call anyway, which i think is what you should do

'stay inside'? for the second time in the year? they can provide legal documentation requiring you do that, or you can give them the finger.

**dyna mo** · 10-21-2013, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

and I have a Chinese arriving soon -

what did you order?

**brassmonkey** · 10-21-2013, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

For the second time this year I have police running rampant in my garden.....

I have been told to stay inside -

...

These guys look more serious than the last lot and I have a Chinese arriving soon - That could be interesting.....

If there is Chinese splattered all over the door later I will try and get pics...

You have to love living in London.....

you can file a damage report

uk right?

**EddyTheDog** · 10-21-2013, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Tell them you hid the bodies in the garden.

They'll dig it all up looking.

Voila! You're all set to plant your garden next spring.

That's when I tell them it was a hamster? - Genius...

Originally posted by dyna mo

watch your ass, eddy!

I was too busy watching theirs - I love a man in uniform - lol

...

**wehateporn** · 10-21-2013, 03:27 PM

**AllAboutCams** · 10-21-2013, 03:39 PM

Living the dream

**NewNick** · 10-22-2013, 12:53 AM

How was the chinese ?

(and obviously I am assuming you ordered take away and I haven't actually made made a horrendous newb fox pass regarding young virile young men delivered to order ?)

**rogueteens** · 10-22-2013, 02:18 AM

ring police, tell them you are a muslim and you think the edl are breaking in - they'll be around before the receiver goes back down

**georgeyw** · 10-22-2013, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by NewNick

How was the chinese ?

(and obviously I am assuming you ordered take away and I haven't actually made made a horrendous newb fox pass regarding young virile young men delivered to order ?)

Can you be more pacific?

**rogueteens** · 10-22-2013, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

Can you be more pacific?

or at the very least, be more atlantic

**EddyTheDog** · 10-22-2013, 04:04 AM

The rumors are that it was something to do with this - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24621285 - I'm not so sure as this all seemed to take place in the next suburb...

Also, the Chinese was vile - I think they have new owners.....

**NewNick** · 10-22-2013, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

Can you be more pacific?

Indeed - I loved the line from the Kath and Kim show when Kim declared how one day she wanted to be "rich and effluent".

**EddyTheDog** · 10-22-2013, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by NewNick

Indeed - I loved the line from the Kath and Kim show when Kim declared how one day she wanted to be "rich and effluent".

lol - I forgot we have Australians on here - I love Kath and Kim...

**dyna mo** · 10-22-2013, 09:59 AM

if eddy is anything like his gfy persona, he invited them in for tea and strumpets.

**CDSmith** · 10-22-2013, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Tell them you hid the bodies in the garden.

They'll dig it all up looking.

Voila! You're all set to plant your garden next spring.

Reminds me of this joke:

The phone rings at KGB headquarters.

"Hello?"

"Hello, is this KGB?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy
of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."

"This will be noted."

Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of
wood, find no diamonds, swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"

"Yes."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yes, they did."

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch
plowed."

:D

**GAMEFINEST** · 10-22-2013, 10:08 AM

good luck

**georgeyw** · 10-22-2013, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by rogueteens

or at the very least, be more atlantic

Gotta watch dem dere fox passes

**NewNick** · 10-23-2013, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

Gotta watch dem dere fox passes

Mange Tout !

**Markul** · 10-23-2013, 12:13 AM

If the police ran around on my property, I'd go and give them some gardening tools and ask them to make themselves useful while they were there - or fuck off. On the other hand, if the police runs around in my garden I'm probably the one doing the real running haha

**Larslovescars** · 10-23-2013, 02:09 AM

i prefer to have no police in my garden

Drama here again...

Drama here again...

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