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  • Morgan
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2002
    • 10520
    #1

    Warpainting drunk friends...

    The other night one of our friends got soooo drunk and passed out in the garage/chill area of my buddies house so we felt obligated to warpaint his sorry ass....

    We hung him face down by an air compresser so he was hovering about 2 ft. above the cement floor. Then we filled his pockets and underwear with ciggarette butts and ashes. Next we shaved off just one eyebrow and colored half of his face with permanent black marker. After that we wrapped about 25 ft. of anchor chain around his legs and ducktaped his hands... Still had room in his underwear for more so we shoved a nerf football down there and sealed it off with shaving cream. Needless to say, he wasnt too pleased when he woke up.

    I know some of you have some good warpaint stories.... cmon!
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    • Exxxotica
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 4396
      #2
      A true friend would have at least taken some pics and posted on the net.


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        • [Labret]
          Registered User
          • May 2001
          • 10945
          #3
          Dont put toothpaste on someones nipples. IT eventually begins to eat the nipple flesh. Learned the hard way.

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            • Morgan
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2002
              • 10520
              #4
              I wanted to take pics soooooo bad but my bro didnt have a camera and I didnt have mine with me.
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                • WayPay-Kenny
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 136
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                  I know some of you have some good warpaint stories.... cmon!
                  We rubber stamped the house drunk with flintstones characters and fed him moldy bologna. We tried the eyebrow shave, but he woke up and started flinging arms and legs at us. Earlier that same evening we made him smoke from the fire-cracker bong, shot bong water all over him and down his throat!

                  Ah, the good ole days....
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                    • Morgan
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2002
                      • 10520
                      #6
                      Originally posted by WayPay-Kenny


                      We rubber stamped the house drunk with flintstones characters and fed him moldy bologna. We tried the eyebrow shave, but he woke up and started flinging arms and legs at us. Earlier that same evening we made him smoke from the fire-cracker bong, shot bong water all over him and down his throat!

                      Ah, the good ole days....
                      Thats wonderful!!!
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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075
                          #7
                          biker party...

                          big guy Doug passes out.... couple of the girls did up his face in full whore makeup, fingernail job, put a bra on him, got his pants down around his knees, put globs of vaseline all over his hands & chained him to the excercise bike. That was all we had time for before he woke up and started rubbing his face.

                          Doug was not a very friendly person a minute later.
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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075
                              #8
                              did my story suck or something?
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                                • foe
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 5246
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  did my story suck or something?
                                  Not bad

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