NEWS: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years.

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  • RTP
    aka Jimmy James
    • Nov 2006
    • 1335

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    NEWS: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years.

    "A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

    Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

    The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.

    He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom."

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  • TheSenator
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    • Feb 2003
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    #2
    Damn...my legs get numb after five minutes..
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    • BradM
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      • Dec 2003
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      #3
      Humanity is doomed.

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      • ADL Colin
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        fuckin a


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        • AdPatron
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          • Apr 2003
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          #5
          That bastard.

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          • D
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            • Jan 2006
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            #6
            Holy Shit.
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            • cool1
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              • Sep 2001
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              #7
              damn long shit...lol

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              • Rodent
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                • Mar 2001
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                #8
                Hahaha man some people should not be allowed to breed.
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                • JUSTB
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                  • Mar 2003
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                  #9
                  wtf
                  he must have been bringing her a LOT of food

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                  • Fredde
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                    • Mar 2004
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                    #10
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                    • L-Pink
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                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151

                      #11
                      So he fucked her face while she sat on the toilet ... cool.

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                      • Spudman
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                        • Aug 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        So he fucked her face while she sat on the toilet ... cool.
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                        • Useless Warrior
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                          • Apr 2004
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rodent
                          Hahaha man some people should not be allowed to breed.
                          I'm fairly certain that her seated position on the toilet prevented them from breeding, so we're in luck there. I wonder if he'd go in every couple of weeks and face-fuck her to keep the romance alive?

                          And what would have happened if the toilet backed up?
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                          • cthulhu_waves
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                            • Mar 2007
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                            #14
                            its really weird news
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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
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                              #15
                              Wtf ?!?!?!?!?!

                              So he knew she was there, and she voluntarily sat there for 2 years WTF !!!



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                              • Useless Warrior
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                                • Apr 2004
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Scott McD
                                Wtf ?!?!?!?!?!

                                So he knew she was there, and she voluntarily sat there for 2 years WTF !!!

                                The scariest thing is that 1/3 of the people reading this thread are sitting on their toilets with their laptops next to them, thinking if maybe now is the time to see if they can stand up.
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                                • Tom_PM
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                                  • Feb 2005
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                                  #17
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                                  • Konda
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                                    • Apr 2003
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                                    #18
                                    I don't believe that. 2 years? After just a day she would do something to break the toilet, or she could just not eat for a few days so she would loose enough weight to get out?

                                    And BTW didn't mythbusters show that it was impossible to get stuck in a toilet?

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                                    • Honez
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                                      • Apr 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PR_Tom
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                                      • Wagerboy
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                                        • Jul 2006
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Konda
                                        I don't believe that. 2 years? After just a day she would do something to break the toilet, or she could just not eat for a few days so she would loose enough weight to get out?

                                        And BTW didn't mythbusters show that it was impossible to get stuck in a toilet?
                                        I think she was stuck around the seat, not in it. very bizzare
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                                        • JasonSmokes
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                                          • Aug 2007
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                                          #21
                                          that's the oddest news I have ever read. couldn't she just have unscrewed the seat and taken it with her?
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                                          • Scott McD
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                                            • Nov 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Did she lose a bet or something ?? Strange...


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                                            • mattz
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                                              • Dec 2001
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                                              #23
                                              wow that's crazy

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                                              • Dennis Rodman
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                                                • Jan 2005
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by RTP
                                                "...he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom."


                                                Imagine what her crotch smelled like after two years

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                                                • Burnt Bacon
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                                                  #25
                                                  Two years without a shower, sitting on the shitter. Wow, what a fucking stench.

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                                                  • firecracker
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                                                    • Nov 2007
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                                                    #26
                                                    I just did a post on that one jeez. pay attention!
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                                                    • bDok
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                                                      • Feb 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      like wtf? no parents... other friends...

                                                      did eventually she have a TV or something in there? she just read the same mag over ... and over again?

                                                      wtf!

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                                                      • TreasureBucks
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                                                        #28
                                                        krazy stuff!

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                                                        • Drake
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                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Sounds like BS

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                                                          • Iron Fist
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PR_Tom
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                                                            • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              That was dumb.

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                                                              • After Shock Media
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                                                                • Mar 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                I am guessing and hoping there was another toilet in the house for the guy to use.

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                                                                • MattO
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  That's an odd way of making sure he doesn't leave the seat up.

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                                                                  • papill0n
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                                                                    • Oct 2007
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    umm ok thats just bizarre

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                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      just plain disgusting

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