How to solve the beached whale problem.

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  • Hawkeye
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1291

    #1

    How to solve the beached whale problem.

    Send in about a dozen homeless guys with chainsaws. Not only will they have jobs for a day or two, they'll also have lunch!
  • Krome
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 2851

    #2
    Kind of simliar to my idea "One big fuck off kebab van"..if the animals are stupid enough to get beached three times fuck it eat them
    Last edited by Krome; 07-31-2002, 06:58 PM.

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    • Sticks
      Registered User
      • Feb 2001
      • 91

      #3
      I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
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      • jimmy3way
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2001
        • 2508

        #4
        Originally posted by Krome
        Kind of simliar to my idea "One big fuck off kebab van"..if the animals are stupid enough to get beached three times fuck it eat them
        The reason they get beached is cos Navy boats use high powered sonar that scrambles their brains.

        They are trying to escape the goddamned noise.
        One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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        • Dildozer
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 7519

          #5
          Originally posted by Sticks
          I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
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          • CDSmith
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            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            Originally posted by Sticks
            I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
            Use a harpoon next time. One good poke and off they go.
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            • Muncher
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 134

              #7
              Originally posted by Sticks
              I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
              I thought fat people were banned at Bondi.

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              • Juge
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 1917

                #8
                Originally posted by Sticks
                I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
                Ha ha ha ha ha ha

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                • KingK7
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 6372

                  #9
                  Whale meat tastes great!

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