Send in about a dozen homeless guys with chainsaws. Not only will they have jobs for a day or two, they'll also have lunch!
How to solve the beached whale problem.
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I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)Comment
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The reason they get beached is cos Navy boats use high powered sonar that scrambles their brains.Originally posted by Krome
Kind of simliar to my idea "One big fuck off kebab van"..if the animals are stupid enough to get beached three times fuck it eat them
They are trying to escape the goddamned noise.One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.Comment
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Use a harpoon next time. One good poke and off they go.Originally posted by Sticks
I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

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