Best Chain Letter Response Ever!!!

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  • TheStout
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2007
    • 2089

    #1

    Best Chain Letter Response Ever!!!

    Here is the chain mail I received (I will give you the coles notes version as I am sure you have all had similar mails before):

    Title - TODAY SHOW Read carefully...

    THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, SORRY EVERY BODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law...Yadda Yadda Yadda...She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped 'Paid In Full'.


    Basically one of those send this to all of your friends and you will receive a huge check from Microsoft or AOL kinda email

    And Here is the Response:

    Title - DO NOT DELETE THIS< YOU MUST READ!!!!!

    This Is NOT a Chain letter! I thought it was at first but after reviewing it's source at MIT's InterDataText lab have confirmed it is authentic. I had Professor Optimus Prime PhD examine it - he works under the Internet Administration Wing of International Security in the office of Santa Clause. This email is actually an encoded transcription of (until recently) privileged monetary softwear designed to turn snails and puppy dog tails into gold and good fortune! Hoorah! Your prayers have been answered! Not only that, but for every contact you send this to, a Unicorn will appear and say "Well done my special friend. Now, we ride", and you will take off together for an action-packed adventure in Narnia where you will defeat the evil Prince Ali Ababwah and return home to freshly baked apple pie.

    I repeat THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER! You have to act immediately because this will not work forever. Currently myself, Snap, Crackle and Pop are working non-stop to keep Captain Hook from intercepting this communication! It is imperative that you send this to everyone so that our risk is not in vain.

    So far Snap, the wileyest of the magic elves, has made $22,789.55! Can you believe it? Me too! That's why i sent you this letter.

    Good Luck and God speed,

    Jimminy Cricket


    What a letter!!!
    Last edited by TheStout; 03-11-2008, 05:42 AM.
  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593

    #2
    I find my time is better spent ignoring them.

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    • TheStout
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2007
      • 2089

      #3
      Originally posted by who
      I find my time is better spent ignoring them.
      Me too but one of our friends actually forwarded this message to us. So I guess he thought it was funny to make an ass out of him.

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      • trevmachine
        Registered User
        • Jan 2008
        • 25

        #4
        that's INCREDIBLE! where do I sign up?

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62910

          #5
          I like the ones in the mail with the prepaid envelopes.

          I always send them back. Its a great way to get rid of trash, and rocks and such.
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          • Gunni
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 2385

            #6
            Originally posted by pornguy
            I like the ones in the mail with the prepaid envelopes.

            I always send them back. Its a great way to get rid of trash, and rocks and such.
            I send them used condoms...

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            • Burnt Bacon
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2008
              • 211

              #7
              Originally posted by Gunni
              I send them used condoms...
              Do you use them to make balloons like I do? I like balloons.

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              • tranza
                ICQ: 197-556-237
                • Jun 2003
                • 57559

                #8
                I don't even open those anymore...
                I'm just a newbie.

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                • carol.prime
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 6960

                  #9
                  this is a nice stuff huh..
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