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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    We're now posting obituaries of local grocery store executives here

    seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
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  • Sly
    Let's do some business!
    • Sep 2004
    • 31377

    #2
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    • Mutt
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2002
      • 34431

      #3
      In other news, retired long time employee of Stanfield Tool and Die, Jack Hislop and his lovely wife Irene are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
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      • crockett
        in a van by the river
        • May 2003
        • 76818

        #4
        Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ?s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

        http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html
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        • DBS.US
          Geo Cities
          • Aug 2003
          • 11841

          #5
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          • Just Alex
            Liv Benson to You, Bitch
            • Aug 2007
            • 6060

            #6
            Whats even weirder is the guy is not black. I guess no black people died today.
            Anyone knows what brassmonkey does in adult biz?

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24812

              #7
              Originally posted by crockett
              Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ?s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

              http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html
              I had a LOT of bitcoins riding on that!

              I'm rich!!

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              • OneHungLo
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2001
                • 40902

                #8
                Originally posted by Just Alex
                Whats even weirder is the guy is not black. I guess no black people died today.
                Anyone knows what brassmonkey does in adult biz?
                He's gfy's news aggregator. He works the graveyard shift and that weird foot guy takes over during the day.

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                • Harmon
                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 20012

                  #9
                  He's the American version of DVTimes
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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77385

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mutt
                    seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
                    im going to break the news when you finish your site
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                    • Captain Kawaii
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 6748

                      #11
                      Originally posted by crockett
                      Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ’s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

                      http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html
                      Reptilian HQ - Now they have a location for Kostner's Waterworld 3.

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                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 38323

                        #12
                        From the WTF File

                        THIS is an obituary (real):



                        Marianne Theresa Johson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935, and died alone on Aug. 30, 2013. She is survived by 6 of her 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible.

                        While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.

                        On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the afterlife reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children.

                        Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.

                        Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgiveable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a ?humane society?. Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.
                        Be good to your kids!



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                        • Mutt
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 34431

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                          THIS is an obituary (real):





                          Be good to your kids!



                          ADG
                          Oh I read about this - her kids say she was an abusive bitch and they don't give a shit about any criticism they get for the honest obituary.
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                          • Grapesoda
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 46234

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mutt
                            seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.

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                            • Grapesoda
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 46234

                              #15
                              Originally posted by OneHungLo
                              He's gfy's news aggregator. He works the graveyard shift and that weird foot guy takes over during the day.

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                              • Maqua
                                E.M.O
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 2029

                                #16
                                Go Feed Yourself .com
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                                • directfiesta
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 30151

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                  im going to break the news when you finish your site
                                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                  • Major (Tom)
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 32492

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mutt
                                    seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
                                    That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
                                    Ds

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                                    • newB
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 2870

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                      That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
                                      Ds
                                      'moon cricket'?
                                      No idea what it means, but I like the sound of it. Can I use if universally to describe anyone, or is there a specific type of person to which it applies?

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                                      • tfs
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 624

                                        #20
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                                        • Just Alex
                                          Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                          • Aug 2007
                                          • 6060

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                          That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
                                          Ds
                                          What did it say? Did he buy voodoo doll with your avatar glued to it?

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                                          • L-Pink
                                            working on my tan
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 39151

                                            #22



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                                            • whOaKemosabe
                                              So Fucking Stoned...
                                              • Aug 2013
                                              • 1968

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Sly
                                              terrblbable video

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                                              • Kenny B!
                                                Confirmed Abuser
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 5718

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                Hah I posted this years ago, nice to see it got picked up

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                                                • DamianJ
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 15808

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by newB
                                                  'moon cricket'?
                                                  No idea what it means, but I like the sound of it. Can I use if universally to describe anyone, or is there a specific type of person to which it applies?
                                                  Black people.

                                                  http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...moon%20cricket

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                                                  • newB
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 2870

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                    Oh. That's not cool then.

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                                                    • 96ukssob
                                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12991

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Mutt
                                                      seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
                                                      Zimmerman hasn't been in the news for a few days, so he has to keep himself occupied
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                                                      • Tom_PM
                                                        Porn Meister
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 16443

                                                        #28
                                                        Nothing on GFY about the Navy headquarters shootout going on since 8:30am EST this morning? I guess there's 2 shooters down and 1 still barricaded? I'm too busy to look this shit up but someone mentioned it to me a few minutes ago and I came here to see a thread.. but there isn't one? wow.
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                                                        • L-Pink
                                                          working on my tan
                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 39151

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                                          Nothing on GFY about the Navy headquarters shootout going on since 8:30am EST this morning? I guess there's 2 shooters down and 1 still barricaded? I'm too busy to look this shit up but someone mentioned it to me a few minutes ago and I came here to see a thread.. but there isn't one? wow.
                                                          Following that myself, use to live and work in that immediate area.

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