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SON: Mom, why does my hamburger taste like ass?
DAUGHTER: And why does mine have a deflated balloon in it?
MOTHER: Kids, do you see that man behind the counter wearing a hair net? Well, your Father thought it was a good idea to yell at that man and call him a broke fucking loser moron. Before he served us our food.
SON: Why, Mom, why?
MOTHER: Because your Father thinks that man should be paid to thirty-two dollars less an hour than your Father who is a Journeyman Electrician, instead of being paid thirty dollars less an hour.
SON: I just threw up in my mouth!!!
DAUGHTER: Hey, this funny looking balloon has mayonaise inside it!
MOTHER: Now, Kids, what do you say to your Dipshit Father?
SON & DAUGHTER ( in unison ): THANKS ALOT, DIPSHIT!!!
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Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
you stood for
ever before the window saying
nothing
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