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Whenever someone addresses me as a peasant or poor, I just have to sit back and laugh in my house that is completely paid for on the farm where I have fresh beef, chicken, pork, eggs and produce.
Oh, then there is the free clean water ...... not that nasty reclamated stuff with so many chemicals in it that any medications you are taking are probably rendered inneffective .... or methane courtesy of the frakkers ...........
Ummm...... what else ...... oh! I got a guy who clears the snow out of my driveway ..... not a little pussy suburban driveway where you could spit on your mailbox from your front door either.
And ..... uhhh ..... no noisy neighbors, get to hang my laundry outside, gots the Hulu and the Netflix, a 360 Mbps Internets connection, VOIP, cell phone, AC, I-pads, car that gets 39 mpg ..........
Gosh, what else is there that I am missing ............. Maybe it would be easier to list what I don't have .............
I don't have a boat! Or a jet ski! That's it!
I'm so fucking pooooooooooooor!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpoooooooooooooooooooo o!!!!!!!!!!!
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Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
you stood for
ever before the window saying
nothing
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