Kung Fu?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • nexcom28
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2005
    • 3716

    #1

    Kung Fu?

    Who here has learnt the 'art' of Kung Fu?

    Anyone tried but failed to learn?

    Anyone interested in learning?

    I just wanna break rocks
  • Vendzilla
    Biker Gnome
    • Mar 2004
    • 23200

    #2
    Originally posted by nexcom28
    Who here has learnt the 'art' of Kung Fu?

    Anyone tried but failed to learn?

    Anyone interested in learning?

    I just wanna break rocks
    I studied martial arts for a long time, bricks maybe, never rocks
    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
    think about that

    Comment

    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43069

      #3
      I have a friend who's a Wing Chun teacher.

      I don't know what level he is, but he's a small guy and I wouldn't fuck with him.

      He mostly teaches children.

      Spend you some brain.
      Email Me

      Comment

      • nexcom28
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2005
        • 3716

        #4
        Everything I know comes from Kung Fu Panda and Kung Fu Panda 2

        Comment

        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43069

          #5
          Originally posted by nexcom28
          Everything I know comes from Kung Fu Panda and Kung Fu Panda 2
          That's probably not a bad place to start.

          Spend you some brain.
          Email Me

          Comment

          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77385

            #6
            its not easy i ended at red karate
            TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
            DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

            Comment

            • xNetworx
              So Fucking What
              • Jan 2004
              • 14445

              #7
              Just learn Gun Fu. More effective and no long classes and uniforms or belts to buy every few months

              Comment

              • The Porn Nerd
                Living The Dream
                • Jun 2009
                • 19780

                #8
                Kung Fu?
                Fun Goo!
                My Affiliate Programs:
                Porn Nerd Cash | Porn Showcase | Aggressive Gold

                Over 90 paysites to promote!
                Now on Teams: peabodymedia

                Comment

                • JenniDahling
                  Market Penetration Specialist
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 5285

                  #9
                  We're in the process of trying a couple lessons for the kids. When they were at their trial lesson, some dude was practicing with some big ass nunchucks, not like the small ones Bruce Lee used. I was slightly aroused


                  Last edited by JenniDahling; 08-28-2013, 04:10 PM.

                  cLick my kitty, you know you want to
                  jenni {at} prkitty.com
                  Meet me at The Island Gathering

                  Comment

                  • Phoenix
                    BACON BACON BACON
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 35475

                    #10
                    im thinking of taking hap kido..hope that is spelled right.
                    i met a teacher here at the gym i go to
                    looks like a ninja..lol
                    Telegram PhoenixBrad
                    https://quantads.io

                    Comment

                    • LeRoy
                      Porn Pusher
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 13362

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JenniDahling
                      We're in the process of trying a couple lessons for the kids. When they were at their trial lesson, some dude was practicing with some big ass nunchucks, not like the small ones Bruce Lee used. I was slightly aroused


                      Sam Chuk Chu Chuk Bong... its Korean ;)




                      Kung Fu or Gong Fu is very cool. I practiced for a few years and my fave was Ocean Form or Tang Non, from beginning to end can take a few hours.



                      The guy in the videos was one of my instructors. Lots to learn from him thats for sure
                      JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES
                      Teams - leroy.rowland2
                      Telegram - @lroddd

                      Comment

                      • pornmasta
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 19812

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JenniDahling
                        We're in the process of trying a couple lessons for the kids. When they were at their trial lesson, some dude was practicing with some big ass nunchucks, not like the small ones Bruce Lee used. I was slightly aroused


                        san setsu kon

                        Comment

                        • JenniDahling
                          Market Penetration Specialist
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 5285

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LeRoy
                          Sam Chuk Chu Chuk Bong... its Korean ;)




                          Kung Fu or Gong Fu is very cool. I practiced for a few years and my fave was Ocean Form or Tang Non, from beginning to end can take a few hours.



                          The guy in the videos was one of my instructors. Lots to learn from him thats for sure

                          That's badass!

                          cLick my kitty, you know you want to
                          jenni {at} prkitty.com
                          Meet me at The Island Gathering

                          Comment

                          • livexxx
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2005
                            • 1201

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Phoenix
                            im thinking of taking hap kido..hope that is spelled right.
                            i met a teacher here at the gym i go to
                            looks like a ninja..lol
                            hapkido or hap ki do or hapki-do (do at the end generally means way of , etc)

                            Wing-Chun is good, providing you don't get a twat teaching it, and also Aikido is also good, both are normally learnt by people who don't want to be screaming the fuck at each other. They both have lots of self-defence and that satisfaction of learning something that feels fluid and you've learnt something stylish.
                            http://www.webcamalerts.com for auto tweets for web cam operators

                            Comment

                            • Vendzilla
                              Biker Gnome
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 23200

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                              im thinking of taking hap kido..hope that is spelled right.
                              i met a teacher here at the gym i go to
                              looks like a ninja..lol
                              Good art, lots of subtle moves
                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                              think about that

                              Comment

                              • TheSquealer
                                Mayor of Thneedville
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 26186

                                #16
                                There is a reason you don't see all this bullshit in UFC Fights... something to think about....
                                There is a reason that all real fighting gravitated towards the very basics of fighting. basic punching, basic boxing, basic kick boxing and basic grappling. I wouldn't count on a bunch of retarded poses to save you.
                                Last edited by TheSquealer; 08-28-2013, 05:58 PM.
                                .
                                Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                Rochard

                                Comment

                                • Zuzana Designs
                                  All Your Design Needs
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 20900

                                  #17


                                  That's me doing Wing Chun Kung Fu.

                                  Website Design - Consulting - Development
                                  sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

                                  Comment

                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77385

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Zuzana Designs


                                    That's me doing Wing Chun Kung Fu.
                                    more like Tai Chi
                                    TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                    DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

                                    Comment

                                    • pornmasta
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 19812

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Zuzana Designs


                                      That's me doing Wing Chun Kung Fu.
                                      nice

                                      Comment

                                      • Phoenix
                                        BACON BACON BACON
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 35475

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                        There is a reason you don't see all this bullshit in UFC Fights... something to think about....
                                        There is a reason that all real fighting gravitated towards the very basics of fighting. basic punching, basic boxing, basic kick boxing and basic grappling. I wouldn't count on a bunch of retarded poses to save you.
                                        i thought that was why Hapkido was a good one to pick up.?

                                        your thoughts on it?
                                        Telegram PhoenixBrad
                                        https://quantads.io

                                        Comment

                                        • Zuzana Designs
                                          All Your Design Needs
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 20900

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                          more like Tai Chi
                                          Originally posted by pornmasta
                                          nice
                                          How about me fighting/training with a deadly pitbull while hovering a tiny dog in my kung fu stance I don't mess or joke around when it comes to Kung Fu.



                                          Kung Fu face.






                                          Sorry the pics are blurry I was moving really fast
                                          Last edited by Zuzana Designs; 08-28-2013, 06:34 PM.

                                          Website Design - Consulting - Development
                                          sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

                                          Comment

                                          • TheSquealer
                                            Mayor of Thneedville
                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 26186

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Phoenix
                                            i thought that was why Hapkido was a good one to pick up.?

                                            your thoughts on it?
                                            The best answer is probably that it really depends on what you want to get out of it. I was really only speaking about actual fighting and fighting arts. If its for balance, speed, flexibility, culture etc.. thats all great. You can find those places and those people which offer those things that appeal to you.

                                            Within the context of actual fighting, I think the first, most important fact about martial arts is that the style is almost 100% irrelevant next to who is teaching. For example, most Tae Kwon Do is just silly acrobatics performed by goofballs and where black belts are handed out just for signing up. That doesn't mean that there aren't phenomenal Tae Kwon Do fighters or teachers. I know a few. VERY FEW. Also, when you see a lot of weapons on the walls etc.. always a bad sign in my view. You could spend years just learning how to punch correctly/better. Adding all kinds of other retarded elements like weapons is a great sign of how goofy the trainer/art is. Sadly, the fantasy in martial arts sells much better than hard work and achieving an impressive level of skill over a long period of time. Thats what makes it so tough to do as a business.. which I have.

                                            I honestly don't know much about hapkido. I can however say that there is a reason you don't see a lot of crazy acrobatic kicks, joint locks and throws in the octagon or anywhere really. I always viewed Hapkido as being a little more aggressive Tae Kwon Do, combining joint locks and throws with silly acrobatics. I can't remember ever watching people train Hapkido that i am aware of and I used to spend a crazy amount of time watching every style I could.

                                            My view on fighting arts is that if you don't trade blows at full speed and power and don't have a win/loss record, then its not a fighting art. It's exercise. It's always tough to see people, particularly women who think they can fight, yet have never had a 225 pound, 5'10" guy trying to tear them in 1/2. It's a completely different experience to train in class with pads, with people who have perfect control and you have no risk of being hurt and actually squaring off with someone where just throwing a punch means he may counter and really do some damage.
                                            Last edited by TheSquealer; 08-28-2013, 06:34 PM.
                                            .
                                            Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                            Rochard

                                            Comment

                                            • georgeyw
                                              58008 53773
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 9865

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                              There is a reason you don't see all this bullshit in UFC Fights... something to think about....
                                              There is a reason that all real fighting gravitated towards the very basics of fighting. basic punching, basic boxing, basic kick boxing and basic grappling. I wouldn't count on a bunch of retarded poses to save you.


                                              GFY resident expert on everything...
                                              TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                              "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

                                              Comment

                                              • Phoenix
                                                BACON BACON BACON
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 35475

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                                The best answer is that it really depends on what you want to get out of it. I was really only speaking about actual fighting and fighting arts. If its for balance, speed, flexibility, culture etc.. thats all great.

                                                Within the context of actual fighting, I think the first, most important fact about martial arts is that the style is almost 100% irrelevant next to who is teaching. For example, most Tae Kwon Do is just silly acrobatics performed by goofballs and where black belts are handed out just for signing up. That doesn't mean that there aren't phenomenal Tae Kwon Do fighters or teachers. I know a few.

                                                I honestly don't know much about hapkido. I can however say that there is a reason you don't see a lot of crazy acrobatic kicks, joint locks and throws in the octagon or anywhere really. I always viewed Hapkido as being a little more aggressive Tae Kwon Do, combining joint locks and throws with silly acrobatics. I can't remember ever watching people train Hapkido that i am aware of and I used to spend a crazy amount of time watching every style I could.

                                                My view on fighting arts is that if you don't trade blows at full speed and power and don't have a win/loss record, then its not a fighting art. It's exercise. It's always tough to see people, particularly women who think they can fight, yet have never had a 225 pound, 5'10" guy trying to tear them in 1/2. It's a completely different experience to train in class with pads, with people who have perfect control and you have no risk of being hurt and actually squaring off with someone where just throwing a punch means he may counter and really do some damage.
                                                yeah, ive always thought that no matter what. The person willing to do the most amount of violence first is usually going to win. I have seen a small guy make large men who claim to be trained in this or that run away quickly because he punched them in the neck..or tried to gauge their eyes while they were still busy posturing about how tough they were..lol

                                                best is to avoid fighting, but id like to learn basic moves to disable someone if they come at me.
                                                Telegram PhoenixBrad
                                                https://quantads.io

                                                Comment

                                                • TheSquealer
                                                  Mayor of Thneedville
                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 26186

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                  yeah, ive always thought that no matter what. The person willing to do the most amount of violence first is usually going to win. I have seen a small guy make large men who claim to be trained in this or that run away quickly because he punched them in the neck..or tried to gauge their eyes while they were still busy posturing about how tough they were..lol

                                                  best is to avoid fighting, but id like to learn basic moves to disable someone if they come at me.
                                                  I agree completely. I used to have a lot of women who just wanted to feel secure, safe etc. Usually after some traumatic event. I was always kinda sad. They just never wanted to hear that they are not going to fight a guy twice their size and enraged and win. Weapons are also a problem in view/opinion. Weapons make people feel safe.. but being in that situation and actually being able to use it its a different story. The only best answer to defense for someone who doesn't want to mix it up and probably get hurt is to do everything possible to avoid situations where that is probable.

                                                  It was always interesting to see how hard it is for the average person to even get comfortable with making contact with another person... kicking or punching. Most people can't even get to that point.
                                                  .
                                                  Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                                  Rochard

                                                  Comment

                                                  • TheSquealer
                                                    Mayor of Thneedville
                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 26186

                                                    #26
                                                    Incidentally, the very first UFC fights were intended to be "style vs style". There were no time limits/rounds, weight classes etc. It was quickly learned yet again, that size matters. There are no magic holds. No magic throws. No magic punches etc. There is only the laws of physics. No style can bend the laws of physics. There is no question as to how to generate the maximum amount of energy with a punch or kick and what the proper form is. This is why everyone basically trains the same - punching(boxing), kicking (kickboxing styles), grappling (bjj). Thats what works.
                                                    Last edited by TheSquealer; 08-28-2013, 06:44 PM.
                                                    .
                                                    Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                                    Rochard

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Tofu
                                                      The Video Specialist
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 5615

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                      more like Tai Chi
                                                      Or Chai Tea.
                                                      tofu916 video services - tofu916.com
                                                      twitter: tofu916 | skype: tofu916 | tel: 916-672-TOFU | e: tofu # tofu916.com

                                                      Comment

                                                      • brassmonkey
                                                        Pay It Forward
                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 77385

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Tofu
                                                        Or Chai Tea.


                                                        tai chi pose
                                                        TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                                        DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

                                                        Comment

                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 38323

                                                          #29






                                                          ADG
                                                          Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos



                                                          Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

                                                          Comment

                                                          • CurrentlySober
                                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 38945

                                                            #30
                                                            i like kung-poo....


                                                            👁️ 👍️ 💩

                                                            Comment

                                                            • brassmonkey
                                                              Pay It Forward
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 77385

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                              i like kung-poo....
                                                              2 girls 1 cup your screensaver?
                                                              TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                                              DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

                                                              Comment

                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 51460

                                                                #32
                                                                "Do you know kung fu?"

                                                                Yeah, I once stepped in it.


                                                                ~ They Call Me Bruce (1982)
                                                                Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                                ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                                Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                                ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                                Comment

                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 39151

                                                                  #33


                                                                  "What does all this shit you idiots are babbling about have to do with hanging yourself naked while beating-off in a motel room?"


                                                                  .
                                                                  Last edited by L-Pink; 08-29-2013, 10:29 AM.

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • pornguy
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 62910

                                                                    #34
                                                                    the best form you will ever learn is All of them.
                                                                    PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

                                                                    AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online!
                                                                    TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME!

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 77385

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                      the best form you will ever learn is All of them.
                                                                      if you were a vampeer maybe it takes too long and patience
                                                                      TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                                                      DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • Zuzana Designs
                                                                        All Your Design Needs
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 20900

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                        i like kung-poo....
                                                                        lolz....

                                                                        Website Design - Consulting - Development
                                                                        sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        Working...