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Originally Posted by theking
Pigshit. BTW...PF passed away 11 years ago...this month.
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Pigshit back at you, sport!
No one believes you or your nonsense, you are a running joke on GFY, and that's about all you have ever been or amounted to in the adult industry.
So instead of actually doing something in the adult biz which might be of interest to others in the industry, you make up for your lack of a career/life by creating inane pseudo heroic outdoor adventure stories to tell about yourself (I guess because you enjoy being mocked, since that is what invariably happens in most such threads which you initiate).
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So this hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear and takes with him his trusty 22-gauge rifle.
After a little while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, though, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps this guy on the shoulder and says, "No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can either rip your throat out and eat you alive, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I'll do you in the ass."
The hunter figures that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers, bends over, and the bear delivers on his promise.
After the bear leaves, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers into town vowing revenge.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear once again is gone. A moment later, the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know what to do."
Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers and crawls back into town. Now he's really mad, so he buys himself a bazooka.
He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires.
When the smoke clears this time, the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You're not REALLY here for the hunting are you?"
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You are dismissed.
ADG