Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Bear attacks on humans annually are less common than lightning strikes of humans (no kidding), and the number of deaths by dogs, man's best friend, is far greater than the average couple of bear attacks in North America that happen each year.

To here the gimp Pathfinder call it, he and his equally gimpy Bowser, need a 50 cal gun to safely walk in the woods where he lives for fear of the every present imminent threat of attack and mauling by a ferocious man-hungry bear.

They should give you a fucking medal for such bravery, Elmer.















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