Conversation With My Future Daughter At (Approx) Age 8

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  • Buff
    GFY Assassin
    • May 2003
    • 2993

    #1

    Conversation With My Future Daughter At (Approx) Age 8

    Spoken in loud voice from inside the voting booth:

    "Angelina, this is the list of theives who want to take our money. The game of voting is to pretend that you can pick the one that will take the least of
    our money. But they all lie, so I just pick one at random, see?"

    "Oh, and this is the list of tyrants who want to control our lives. What we
    choose doesn't make a difference, but this is how most people do it."

    "Now, get a sticker from the nice lady. People who wear this sticker show that they are dupes and know-nothings. Let's go get some ice cream!"
  • brand0n
    been very busy
    • Nov 2002
    • 26983

    #2
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    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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    • ADL Colin
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2001
      • 11929

      #3
      Originally posted by Buff

      "Angelina, this is the list of theives who want to take our money. The game of voting is to pretend that you can pick the one that will take the least of
      our money. But they all lie, so I just pick one at random, see?"
      It's funny cuz it's true. I really do vote at random. I get "none of the above" every time. I think someone is cheating.


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      • Buff
        GFY Assassin
        • May 2003
        • 2993

        #4
        Originally posted by ADL Colin
        It's funny cuz it's true. I really do vote at random. I get "none of the above" every time. I think someone is cheating.
        Voting is for the lower intellectual and moral classes.

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        • Mike Honcho
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 1608

          #5
          Originally posted by Buff
          Voting is for the lower intellectual and moral classes.
          Now I understand why you vote.

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          • Buff
            GFY Assassin
            • May 2003
            • 2993

            #6
            Originally posted by Mike Honcho
            Now I understand why you vote.
            The truth being that you vote but I don't. Now you understand yourself a little better.

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