Where do you put the booger?
When you're so engrossed in your work and can't tear yourself away to go get a tissue. And you pull a huge nugget out of your nose. You admire its enormity for a few seconds, the shape, the size, the color, the fact that it came out all in one piece.
Do you put it under the desk? Wipe it on the dog? Flick it across the room and listen for where it lands? Do you put it in your butthole?
What do you do with it?
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