My great uncle's vast porn collection

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  • DatePoster
    So Fucking What
    • Mar 2011
    • 1053

    #1

    My great uncle's vast porn collection

    He passed earlier this month and me and some family members were cleaning out his apartment. He had magazines, books, tapes, and dvds. Shit from the seventies! If he had a computer he probobly would have lost his mind! and had a little more space
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  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67792

    #2
    So, what did you keep ??


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    • xNetworx
      So Fucking What
      • Jan 2004
      • 14445

      #3
      Cool story. Were the pages stuck together? Crusty?

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      • Harmon
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        • Mar 2004
        • 20012

        #4
        Another moron that needs to banned
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        • Pronstar
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2013
          • 218

          #5
          agazines, books, tapes, and dvds. Shit from the seventies!
          DVDs from the seventies? Is your uncle Dr. Emmett Brown?
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          • DatePoster
            So Fucking What
            • Mar 2011
            • 1053

            #6
            Originally posted by Pronstar
            DVDs from the seventies? Is your uncle Dr. Emmett Brown?
            Yes. Yes he was.
            Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75733

              #7
              When I first moved to California I dated this one chick for two years. One day I had to get something from their master bedroom. Much to my surprise the master bedroom was huge and was full of stacks and stacks of dirty magazines, and the walls were all covered with shelves of vhs tapes - I'm not sure if they were home made or what, but there was tons of them!
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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              • kane
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Aug 2001
                • 20684

                #8
                This reminds me of something one of my friends told me about a few years back. His grandpa died and his grandma decided to sell their house and move into an apartment in an over 55 community. My buddy and his wife go down to help her pack up and move and while in the bedroom he comes across about a dozen VHS tapes. They are unlabeled so he takes them out to the living room to ask his grandma what they are and if she wants to keep them. She looks at them, smiles and says, "Oh! Those are our pornos! I almost forgot we had them. We hadn't really watched them since your grandpa got sick. You should take them so you two can enjoy them!"

                She would not take no for an answer so he ended up with them. He said his first question was to make sure that they weren't home movies that they shot and her reply was, "No! Your grandpa and I liked to get a little wild, but not that wild!" Way too much information. LOL.

                I jokingly said he needs to transfer them to DVD and hang onto them to pass on to his kids, they are like a family heirloom now.

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