So, here I am in a boring English Industrial city, with my girlfriend and housemate gone for three weeks. Don't know many people around town, and this house is just *empty*. What the hell am I going to do for three weeks?
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Your girlfriend took a 3 week vacation with your roomate?
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Your girlfriend took a 3 week vacation with your roomate?
my stoned paranoid ass would not be liking that eh feltchComment
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Heh. Yep. In order to fully complete the illusion of something interesting going on, I should point out that our housemate is a busty co-ed. Really. Though they aren't on vacation together... they are Archaeology postgrads, and they are on a training dig.
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Clearly.Originally posted by alias
they are diking out and searchign for cock
... though she did say something about finding some "small bones" today. And if "evaluation trench" isn't a euphemism for "bi-curious", I don't know what is...
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Go to the nearest bar and find yourself a nice little ho to entertain you while they're gone. Then just before your gf comes back keep insisting on doing something sexually with the ho that she just refuses to do ( all chicks draw the line somewhere, and if she doesn't maybe you should keep her ). Really pester her about it so she NEVER comes back. This works for getting rid of wives too :-)
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Originally posted by Wilbo
Go to the nearest bar and find yourself a nice little ho to entertain you while they're gone. Then just before your gf comes back keep insisting on doing something sexually with the ho that she just refuses to do ( all chicks draw the line somewhere, and if she doesn't maybe you should keep her ). Really pester her about it so she NEVER comes back. This works for getting rid of wives too :-)
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Sometimes this place terrifies me.
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Something about a busty coed and "dig" is really turning me on.PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
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LOL.Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Your girlfriend took a 3 week vacation with your roomate?
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Aha. But I have shown them. For it has been raining non-stop for 16 hours now. And before that, it was sweltering heat. I bet now they wish they were the ones sitting at a desk... ;)
Wait, no! I'm still FUCKING BORED.
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Go get a watermelon, put it in the oven for 30 mins. Poke a hole in it and hump the fuck out of it.
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Update. It is no longer boring. It has moved up to Depressing.
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Hmmm....I need a chick...I'm gonna look for an evaluation trench tonight I think.<a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>Comment
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me too.Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Something about a busty coed and "dig" is really turning me on.Comment
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ahahahahOriginally posted by alias
they are diking out and searchign for cock
Gothboy,
Before this I was an archaeological tech. Where are they digging?Comment
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gothweb, wherebouts are you? we could go gothchic hunting and shoot some content!Comment
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Originally posted by alias
thats exactly how i read it
my stoned paranoid ass would not be liking that eh feltch
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA .... "feltch"
Please tell me that error was intentional ??? hahahaa
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Something about Nina being turned on is turning me on ....Originally posted by Nina
me too.
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sheffield?
great place.
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sheffield? i used to live down the road in buxton! now up the road in manchester. small world. you have a crap ice hockey team too :-)
but hey the chicks are all students so that makes the place ok.
i think theres loadsa goths there too.. but you should know.Comment
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Tiny little dig in Lincolnshire. Sounds like it would have been fun... were it not for the thunderstorms this week. Leaky tent. Ouch!Originally posted by [Labret]
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Gothboy,
Before this I was an archaeological tech. Where are they digging?
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Can't say I give a flying fuck about Ice Hockey. ;) But the cute goth chicks make this drab city worth living in. What I *need* is a model recruiter... I'm just too damned timid about it.Originally posted by a1ka1ine
sheffield? i used to live down the road in buxton! now up the road in manchester. small world. you have a crap ice hockey team too :-)
but hey the chicks are all students so that makes the place ok.
i think theres loadsa goths there too.. but you should know.
Um. Like wearing a fish as a glove? Novelty isn't all its cracked up to be.Originally posted by kmanrox
masturbate like nobody has before!Last edited by gothweb; 07-30-2002, 04:28 PM.
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Well since your alone for three weeks its your duty to your girl to go out and fuck every goth girl in sight for two weeks and six days. On the last day of being alone sit back and think about how much you love your girl. If you start to feel guilty or bad then you will know that you truly love your girl and should not be without her; hence, what you did the last three weeks will prove to be a true scarific on your part. Thats the best thing a person can do to prove your love.
Now just tell yourself this over and over untill it becomes the truth in your mind.
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I was wondering where that was going, 'till the end, Set. Very idealistic of you, but I think I will have to pass on that plan. I'm all for a little something to share, but I have these weird ideas about being faithful.
So far, not a lot of good advice on how to spend my week. The highlight by far has to have been Nina starting to get a little turned-on. That and "evaluation trench" of course. Shall there be nothing at all for me to do until my shoot at the end of next week? That can't be right.Last edited by gothweb; 07-30-2002, 05:31 PM.
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It wouldn't be that far of a drive for you now would it?
Go find her and make a movie!
Two college girls scared on their own in a dark leaky tent with all these bones around them, then you turn up the boyfriend, the hero and fuck 'em senselessComment
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Heh. Does anyone on here think of anything but sex? Or think of anything in a non-sexual way? ;)Originally posted by salem
It wouldn't be that far of a drive for you now would it?
Go find her and make a movie!
Two college girls scared on their own in a dark leaky tent with all these bones around them, then you turn up the boyfriend, the hero and fuck 'em senseless
a) No car
b) Supervised dig, 20 students plus 4 professors
c) let's just say our roomate wouldn't be interested
I hate spoiling peoples' fantasies... but then again, everything seems to result in some ridiculous sexual fantasy around here.
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Sorry
just putting some pages together so sex is on the mind, give me a few mins and I'll try and think of some non sexual answer, the only thing I think of when I think of sheffield is the full monty!
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Fuck it last time I had a free week I went to ryanair.com picked up some cheap flights to Frankfurt (cheapist flights I could find, not a bad place though) and stayed in a hostel (again nice and cheap)
Its quite a cool thing to do if you do it spur of the moment
then you can come to london and try out your model recruiting techniques in camden (and if you can't pick up some goths there then it ain't gonna happen )
what ever you do have a good week anywayComment
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Now that's more like it... Sounds like fun. Alas, I need to stay here the vast majority of the time to *try* and get work done. I can do days out and so forth, but I dunno about a vacation to Germany. ;) Still, something like that is tempting.Originally posted by salem
Fuck it last time I had a free week I went to ryanair.com picked up some cheap flights to Frankfurt (cheapist flights I could find, not a bad place though) and stayed in a hostel (again nice and cheap)
Its quite a cool thing to do if you do it spur of the moment
then you can come to london and try out your model recruiting techniques in camden (and if you can't pick up some goths there then it ain't gonna happen )
what ever you do have a good week anyway
Maybe I should work on my model recruitment here in Sheffield... What do you think my business cards (for models) should say... The goal is to get their attention, but not get slapped by that 6' tall girl with all the spikes on... ;)
Mmm... London...
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If someone offered me a card saying that they wanted me to do porn I'd be happy, hasn't happend yet though
I think you should obviously avoid anything that makes the girl feel cheap or like a prostitute, have you thought about putting a small ad in the magazines?
I've been sitting here for the past 15mins racking my brains thinking for what you could put on your cards but it is hard. I fear anything I say may be used against me in court when you get assulted by a 6' girl with the spikes
If your going to speak to the girls then give them your card then I don't think it'll really matter what it says so long as it has your name, phone number and e-mail address, I doubt they will forget who you are and who the card was from.
Can't say I've ever recruited thought.Comment
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I had a thread on this a little while back, and some good ideas came out of it...Originally posted by salem
If someone offered me a card saying that they wanted me to do porn I'd be happy, hasn't happend yet though
I think you should obviously avoid anything that makes the girl feel cheap or like a prostitute, have you thought about putting a small ad in the magazines?
I've been sitting here for the past 15mins racking my brains thinking for what you could put on your cards but it is hard. I fear anything I say may be used against me in court when you get assulted by a 6' girl with the spikes If your going to speak to the girls then give them your card then I don't think it'll really matter what it says so long as it has your name, phone number and e-mail address, I doubt they will forget who you are and who the card was from.
Can't say I've ever recruited thought.
First, my girlfriend, who is also a model for our sites, will usually be the one handing them out. She is 5' 4" and cute as a button, totally non-threatening. That should help a lot.
Second, the page will have a URL on it that goes to a page onour website just for models. In fact, it will be a separate page just for models I have given the cards to.
I am thinking... Show the logo. Show some cool pics in a collage. Very visual on the front, to give the sexy but classy feel. Then, on the back:
You should be a model.
http://www.blood-dolls.com/model.html
[email protected]
Or something like that. The question is, what's the best top line?
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How about something like "You caught our eye" or just simply "You should be a model" or even "We need you!"Comment
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"We think you should be a model..."
(the pics on the other side would imply we know our shit about that)
Wonder if I can get a few different phrases on the cards... to suit different occasions. One for the girls who might think I am a sleaze if I am not careful. One for the girls who are too hot to miss, and know it. One for the shy girls... (Why do I think that would mean $$$$ for the cards?)
I know people are reading this thread... what one short line would you use to snag amateur goth models in a club?
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Dude, just put a sample glamour pic on your card, your logo, name, & under your logo say making women look incredible since '92.Originally posted by gothweb
"We think you should be a model..."
(the pics on the other side would imply we know our shit about that)
Wonder if I can get a few different phrases on the cards... to suit different occasions. One for the girls who might think I am a sleaze if I am not careful. One for the girls who are too hot to miss, and know it. One for the shy girls... (Why do I think that would mean $$$$ for the cards?)
I know people are reading this thread... what one short line would you use to snag amateur goth models in a club?
Most women have a secret desire to take pictures that make them look sexy and star-like even if they don't really want to be models. That's why here in America we have cheap little photography studios in malls and cheap stores like Sears & Wal-Mart called Glamour Shots that are always filled with hot young women that want to 'look incredible.' It doesn't always work for them... but that's beside the point.
Tell them, 'You could be a model! Why don't you come by the studio for a consultation. I have a project coming up and I might be able to shoot you for free!" When they come to the studio you should be able to see how far you can go with them by talking to them and act accordingly.
BTW, don't complain about being in a small country town. I love smaller towns! I always have way more fun in them. The women are bored and don't have anything to do so you should be able to run through them like a madman! I know I would!I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
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So you think I should play the "make you look sexy" card, rather than the $$$ card... I tend to agree. It's not like I pay a shitload anyhow... and people might associate the money with bad connotations.Originally posted by Pornwolf
Dude, just put a sample glamour pic on your card, your logo, name, & under your logo say making women look incredible since '92.
Most women have a secret desire to take pictures that make them look sexy and star-like even if they don't really want to be models. That's why here in America we have cheap little photography studios in malls and cheap stores like Sears & Wal-Mart called Glamour Shots that are always filled with hot young women that want to 'look incredible.' It doesn't always work for them... but that's beside the point.
Tell them, 'You could be a model! Why don't you come by the studio for a consultation. I have a project coming up and I might be able to shoot you for free!" When they come to the studio you should be able to see how far you can go with them by talking to them and act accordingly.
BTW, don't complain about being in a small country town. I love smaller towns! I always have way more fun in them. The women are bored and don't have anything to do so you should be able to run through them like a madman! I know I would!
As for small towns... I'm not in one! I'm in one of the biggest cities in Britain. Kindof miss my small hometown now, but that's just because it is summertime... Anyhow, no small-town chicks for me here... but this place isn't bad when it comes to amazing goth babes.
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Sorry about that, I just went back and read the thread again. Sheffield isn't small at all!I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
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Nope. Then again, for a city its size, there is surprisingly little culture. Less than my home town of 10,000....Originally posted by Pornwolf
Sorry about that, I just went back and read the thread again. Sheffield isn't small at all!
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