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No offense (which is the general softening blow for offense).
But people who speak English, should really learn the way to speak proper English. I'm English, and I will speak proper English, in a formal setting, with fellow English speakers. I also have slang coming out my ears, but if needed, I can (most of the time (sometimes, I am drunk, which I may be now)) speak, read, write, type, etc. Proper English.
Not "the queens" English, she's German you know? Deliberate non-use of the capitol letter.
But, at the end of the day, I really don't care, because I know: A Tomato is a Tomato, a Yogurt is a Yoghurt, pants are underwear, Aluminum is Aluminium, a bathroom means washing not going for a wee, Cilantro is Corriander leaf, Corriander seed, should be called Cilantro seed. I know my country isn't the "world" I know a ball should be round, I know our country is fucked, but so is your's, I know you'll never change, and 'nor will we, I know you're comedy is crap, but as equally as our rap, and if a new Hitler came along, he'd bomb you first and not us.
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