So 1st United Merchant Processing ends the call "Have a nice day you little faggot"

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  • Brad Mitchell
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 9813

    #1

    So 1st United Merchant Processing ends the call "Have a nice day you little faggot"

    I decided to take an unknown caller from the receptionist, turns out it's a cold call for merchant processing services, sms billing, prepaid cards.

    This came in via the MojoHost line but the guy is referencing 123Bill so I'm a bit confused. I politely tell the him that we already have a merchant processing solution for MojoHost and are not interested in any services that they have to offer.

    He begins chatting me up about 123Bill and I state that it is already a unique billing solution and that this company is equally uninterested in any other payment methods.

    We're bigger than Paycom...

    We're bigger than CCBill...

    We're funded by Goldman Sachs..

    ...conversation goes downhill but I'm still being polite... At some point he's asking me retarded questions like he's entitled to speak with me and I say look, this is a cold call and I'm simply not interested.

    He begins swearing at me, throwing insults. Ends the call by basically telling me to fuck off and 'have a nice day you little faggot' before hanging up.

    Definitely a first for me being spoken to this way, without provocation, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

    http://1stunt.com/default.php

    Phone: 847-676-6538

    Discuss!

    I think they deserve a big Go Fuck Yourself.

    Brad
    President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
    71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999
  • Brad Gosse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 2616

    #2
    WOW how professional. He must have read how to win friends and influence people lol
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    • jact
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 9134

      #3
      Stop your crying, and have a nice day you little faggot.

      Free agent

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      • PamiebDVD
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2005
        • 912

        #4
        That's the way to close a sale! What an idiot!
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        • MaDalton
          I am Amazing Content!
          • Feb 2004
          • 39866

          #5
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          • PaygeaGrl
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            • Aug 2007
            • 537

            #6
            I usually say " Fine, don't use Paygea..just wait until your processor shuts you down. Don't come running back to me!"....LOL..that's pretty funny Brad. You now have a great story to tell over drinks.
            Patricia Brandon
            VP/Sales and Business Development
            Paygea- EU and US Merchant Account option
            EU Incorporation provided
            Use our gateway, Netbilling, Rsbilling, or Jettis
            [email protected]
            ICQ: 470462755
            See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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            • corvette
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              • Oct 2001
              • 7880

              #7
              ha, great story brad
              If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

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              • Bryan G
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                • Aug 2005
                • 8338

                #8
                He'll last long in sales lol
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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PaygeaGrl
                  I usually say " Fine, don't use Paygea..just wait until your processor shuts you down. Don't come running back to me!"
                  Please tell me that is a joke.

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                  • SHANESWORLD
                    Eric
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 577

                    #10
                    how did he know you were a homo just from the phone call?

                    do you have videophone?





















































                    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


                    i keed i keed
                    SHANES WORLD ONLINE! - BETA IN 11 DAYS!

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                    • PaygeaGrl
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 537

                      #11
                      Originally posted by baddog
                      Please tell me that is a joke.
                      Of course it was! I would never in my life say that. That's what the LOL was for. i didn't think I needed to add JK as it would be assumed
                      Patricia Brandon
                      VP/Sales and Business Development
                      Paygea- EU and US Merchant Account option
                      EU Incorporation provided
                      Use our gateway, Netbilling, Rsbilling, or Jettis
                      [email protected]
                      ICQ: 470462755
                      See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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                      • SHANESWORLD
                        Eric
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 577

                        #12
                        double post
                        Last edited by SHANESWORLD; 02-28-2008, 01:51 PM.
                        SHANES WORLD ONLINE! - BETA IN 11 DAYS!

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                        • Phoenix
                          BACON BACON BACON
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475

                          #13
                          ugh well that sucks

                          he is probably being fired soon...under the pressure
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                          • SHANESWORLD
                            Eric
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 577

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            Please tell me that is a joke.
                            yah for sure.


                            next to hosting, processing is the most competitive sector of our industry imho, and that sounds like a terrible convincing point to me too. i prob wouldn't take calls from someone anymore after they said that to me.


                            SHANES WORLD ONLINE! - BETA IN 11 DAYS!

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                            • PaygeaGrl
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                              • Aug 2007
                              • 537

                              #15
                              Just to be clear---it was a total 100% joke. I would never in my life say or do that. The guy was clearly a total jerkoff and I was making fun of that. Anyone who has dealt with me knows that I am always there to help them out regardless of whether or not they process with us.
                              Patricia Brandon
                              VP/Sales and Business Development
                              Paygea- EU and US Merchant Account option
                              EU Incorporation provided
                              Use our gateway, Netbilling, Rsbilling, or Jettis
                              [email protected]
                              ICQ: 470462755
                              See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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                              • Brad Mitchell
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                                • Nov 2001
                                • 9813

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SHANESWORLD
                                how did he know you were a homo just from the phone call?

                                do you have videophone?





                                ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


                                i keed i keed
                                hehehe

                                If I had a videophone today the irony is that I'm wearing a pretty plain jane shirt since we just finished moving our offices. On any other day it would have been one of my colorful hand paints. lol

                                Brad
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                                • dready
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 5247

                                  #17
                                  Something tells me he won't last long. I would have just hung up.
                                  ICQ: 91139591

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                                  • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 7515

                                    #18
                                    he wished you a nice day, why are you mad?

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                                    • Brad Mitchell
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 9813

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PaygeaGrl
                                      Just to be clear---it was a total 100% joke. I would never in my life say or do that. The guy was clearly a total jerkoff and I was making fun of that. Anyone who has dealt with me knows that I am always there to help them out regardless of whether or not they process with us.

                                      We all know that Down Baddog, down!

                                      The fact that you're wayyyyyyy hot AND intelligent has us boys quite confused....



                                      Brad
                                      President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
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                                      • PaygeaGrl
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2007
                                        • 537

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Brad Mitchell
                                        We all know that Down Baddog, down!

                                        The fact that you're wayyyyyyy hot AND intelligent has us boys quite confused....



                                        Brad

                                        Thank god that has been cleared up..I was getting all worked up!
                                        Patricia Brandon
                                        VP/Sales and Business Development
                                        Paygea- EU and US Merchant Account option
                                        EU Incorporation provided
                                        Use our gateway, Netbilling, Rsbilling, or Jettis
                                        [email protected]
                                        ICQ: 470462755
                                        See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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                                        • who
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 19593

                                          #21
                                          The important thing is, did you have a nice day, you faggot??

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PaygeaGrl
                                            Of course it was! I would never in my life say that. That's what the LOL was for. i didn't think I needed to add JK as it would be assumed
                                            I rarely assume anything, especially when it involves people I don't know.

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                                            • Rand
                                              Industry Vet
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 2663

                                              #23
                                              Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

                                              I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt". Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

                                              So, we have 1st United Merchant Processing.

                                              WHOIS lists:
                                              mellul, elie [email protected]
                                              1st United Merchant Processing
                                              8800 bronx ave
                                              skokie, Illinois 60077


                                              So, I wonder, who is NMCash?

                                              WHOIS lists:
                                              Mellul, Elie
                                              3900 MAPLE AVE
                                              Northbrook, IL 60062
                                              US


                                              Assuming it's the same person (and with such an unusual name that's probably pretty safe) a little research showed that Elie Mellul was somehow connected with http://1stcofa.com/.
                                              See this: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...Off0159563.htm

                                              Then this:

                                              Elie Mellul (CRD #2126020, Registered Principal, Great Neck, New York) submitted a Letter of Acceptance, Waiver, and Consent pursuant to which he was censured, fined $50,000, barred from association with any NASD member in any capacity, and ordered to pay $39,192 in restitution to public customers. Without admitting or denying the allegations, Mellul consented to the described sanctions and to the entry of findings that he effected transactions in the accounts of public customers without their knowledge, consent, or authorization. The findings also stated that Mellul refused to cooperate with the NASD?s request for information and/or documentation. (NASD Case #C10990143)

                                              Source: http://nasd.complinet.com/nasd/displ..._id=1159002030





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                                              • Brad
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 2510

                                                #24
                                                Too bad you didn't get to call him a douche before he hung up. I think you should call him back and sell him some hosting.
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                                                • SHANESWORLD
                                                  Eric
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 577

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Rand
                                                  Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

                                                  I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt". Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

                                                  So, w.html?rbid=1189&element_id=1159002030[/url]





                                                  To see how far the rabbit hole goes....
                                                  http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search


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                                                  • PaygeaGrl
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2007
                                                    • 537

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    I rarely assume anything, especially when it involves people I don't know.

                                                    All is good...I was just kidding.
                                                    Patricia Brandon
                                                    VP/Sales and Business Development
                                                    Paygea- EU and US Merchant Account option
                                                    EU Incorporation provided
                                                    Use our gateway, Netbilling, Rsbilling, or Jettis
                                                    [email protected]
                                                    ICQ: 470462755
                                                    See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 19969

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Rand
                                                      Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

                                                      I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt". Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

                                                      So, we have 1st United Merchant Processing.

                                                      WHOIS lists:
                                                      mellul, elie [email protected]
                                                      1st United Merchant Processing
                                                      8800 bronx ave
                                                      skokie, Illinois 60077


                                                      So, I wonder, who is NMCash?

                                                      WHOIS lists:
                                                      Mellul, Elie
                                                      3900 MAPLE AVE
                                                      Northbrook, IL 60062
                                                      US


                                                      Assuming it's the same person (and with such an unusual name that's probably pretty safe) a little research showed that Elie Mellul was somehow connected with http://1stcofa.com/.
                                                      See this: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...Off0159563.htm

                                                      Then this:

                                                      Elie Mellul (CRD #2126020, Registered Principal, Great Neck, New York) submitted a Letter of Acceptance, Waiver, and Consent pursuant to which he was censured, fined $50,000, barred from association with any NASD member in any capacity, and ordered to pay $39,192 in restitution to public customers. Without admitting or denying the allegations, Mellul consented to the described sanctions and to the entry of findings that he effected transactions in the accounts of public customers without their knowledge, consent, or authorization. The findings also stated that Mellul refused to cooperate with the NASD?s request for information and/or documentation. (NASD Case #C10990143)

                                                      Source: http://nasd.complinet.com/nasd/displ..._id=1159002030





                                                      To see how far the rabbit hole goes....
                                                      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search
                                                      great find
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                                                      • Theo
                                                        HAL 9000
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 34515

                                                        #28
                                                        wtf........

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                                                        • Brad Mitchell
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 9813

                                                          #29
                                                          Good digging Rand! Yeah, it was actually Elie on the phone!

                                                          Brad
                                                          President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
                                                          71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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                                                          • SBJ
                                                            So Fucking Fabulous
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 11377

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by who
                                                            The important thing is, did you have a nice day, you faggot??


                                                            that is too funny!

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PaygeaGrl
                                                              All is good...I was just kidding.
                                                              so I see

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                                                              • BobG
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 4274

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by PaygeaGrl
                                                                I usually say " Fine, don't use Paygea..just wait until your processor shuts you down. Don't come running back to me!"....LOL..that's pretty funny Brad. You now have a great story to tell over drinks.
                                                                or you just disappear for weeks without confirming receipt of paperwork and become unaccessible by ICQ and don't respond to emails either.

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                                                                • Brad Mitchell
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 9813

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by who
                                                                  The important thing is, did you have a nice day, you faggot??
                                                                  I've had a great day! We just moved our offices today and I'm enjoying the new diggs! I love the faux finish on my purple walls.

                                                                  Brad
                                                                  President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
                                                                  71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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                                                                  • tranza
                                                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 57559

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'm wondering if anyone from 123Bill will post here about this.
                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                    • SiMpLe
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 3221

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Rand
                                                                      Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

                                                                      I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt". Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

                                                                      So, we have 1st United Merchant Processing.

                                                                      WHOIS lists:
                                                                      mellul, elie [email protected]
                                                                      1st United Merchant Processing
                                                                      8800 bronx ave
                                                                      skokie, Illinois 60077


                                                                      So, I wonder, who is NMCash?

                                                                      WHOIS lists:
                                                                      Mellul, Elie
                                                                      3900 MAPLE AVE
                                                                      Northbrook, IL 60062
                                                                      US


                                                                      Assuming it's the same person (and with such an unusual name that's probably pretty safe) a little research showed that Elie Mellul was somehow connected with http://1stcofa.com/.
                                                                      See this: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...Off0159563.htm

                                                                      Then this:

                                                                      Elie Mellul (CRD #2126020, Registered Principal, Great Neck, New York) submitted a Letter of Acceptance, Waiver, and Consent pursuant to which he was censured, fined $50,000, barred from association with any NASD member in any capacity, and ordered to pay $39,192 in restitution to public customers. Without admitting or denying the allegations, Mellul consented to the described sanctions and to the entry of findings that he effected transactions in the accounts of public customers without their knowledge, consent, or authorization. The findings also stated that Mellul refused to cooperate with the NASD?s request for information and/or documentation. (NASD Case #C10990143)

                                                                      Source: http://nasd.complinet.com/nasd/displ..._id=1159002030





                                                                      To see how far the rabbit hole goes....
                                                                      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

                                                                      Buahahaaaaaaa brilliant work
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                                                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 122992

                                                                        #36
                                                                        u want me to prank call them?

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                                                                        • SiMpLe
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 3221

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by tranza
                                                                          I'm wondering if anyone from 123Bill will post here about this.
                                                                          Brad is 123bill lmao
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                                                                          OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
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                                                                          • Brad Mitchell
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                            • 9813

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SiMpLe
                                                                            Brad is 123bill lmao
                                                                            the one and only!

                                                                            Brad
                                                                            President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
                                                                            71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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                                                                            • Brad Mitchell
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                              • 9813

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                              u want me to prank call them?
                                                                              That certainly wouldn't be a dissapointment! Hypothetically speaking a recorded phone call could be extraordinarily entertaining... especially if you're leading the conversation!! LOL

                                                                              Brad
                                                                              President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
                                                                              71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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                                                                              • Poppy
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                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                • 6254

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Nice Brad and good find Rand.
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                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 16015

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Rand
                                                                                  Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

                                                                                  I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt". Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.
                                                                                  Hahaha, I had to actually click the link because I couldnt for the life of me figure out why a processor would call themselves "one stunt dot com"...

                                                                                  Glad to see I'm not alone in the world.

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                                                                                  • spunkmaster
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                    • 2052

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Send this to the CEO of The parent company. It sounds like a
                                                                                    new sales rep ?



                                                                                    [email protected]

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                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 107089

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      http://1stunt.com/

                                                                                      oh man

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                                                                                      • minddust
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                                        • 2438

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        top notch

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                                                                                        • xenigo
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 8067

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Man I was just doing a little cold calling. And you know, it just makes me a little agitated when people don't buy from me. Why'd you have to throw me under the bus, Brad?

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                                                                                          • Spunky
                                                                                            I need a beer
                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 133978

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            You wouldn't talk with a lisp by chance?

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                                                                                            • ManuelX
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                              • 657

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Hey Brad, i was about to give you a call and offer to you our Billing services, but I no longer think I should, ha ha

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                                                                                              • BVF
                                                                                                Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                                • 13975

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                I'm wondering if anyone from 123Bill will post here about this.
                                                                                                Poor boy.....

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                                                                                                • ProjectNaked
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Hey Brad - can I have my borther call you, he needs to open some new stock accounts

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