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  • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2002
    • 7515
    #1

    Just opened this Chinese fortune

    "Life is like a dogsled team. If you aren't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

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    • campimp
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2007
      • 1340
      #2
      "Life is like a gfy contest... if you aren't fast enough you can't catch your dinner money"

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        • theking
          Nice Kitty
          • Sep 2002
          • 21053
          #3
          Originally posted by Jet
          "Life is like a dogsled team. If you aren't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

          Life is like Xmas...if you don't steal from your neighbors you will not have any presents.
          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

          FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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            • SexualDragon
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 3038
              #4
              Life is like a box of condoms...If you don't put one on, you'll never know what you're gonna get.
              Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston
              436-127-934

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                • Fat Panda
                  Porn is Dead. Move along.
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 13296
                  #5
                  that is a good one

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94149
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SexualDragon
                      Life is like a box of condoms...If you don't put one on, you'll never know what you're gonna get.
                      !

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                        • Lykos
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 31027
                          #7
                          fuck it,shit happens,lol

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