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    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2006
    • 396
    #1

    If an OLDER married woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . .

    If an older (married) woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . . how would you bring up the topic of "GETTING IT ON IN ANY FASHION?"????


    She seems to be willing, but she isn't OBVIOUS. I can't make a mistake by just grabbing her ass and saying, "Give it to me!"

    How do you bring up sex in a relationship that is sexless but highly charged?


    I want to jizz all over her face.
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        • Xrated J
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          • Sep 2006
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          #3
          simpe sexual jokes, then go for it.

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            • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
              So Fucking Banned
              • Sep 2002
              • 7515
              #4
              Pull out your cock and start stroking it.

              She'll get the hint.

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                • Spunky
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978
                  #5
                  I avoid married women at all causes..too much trouble for what it's worth

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                    • fatfoo
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 27763
                      #6
                      post her pics.....
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                        • .~.
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2006
                          • 396
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          I avoid married women at all causes..too much trouble for what it's worth
                          \\


                          But she seems really willing to "please" and the other local single girls are less obvious.


                          I don't know if I would feel bad giving her a mouth full of my man love.



                          Ok, maybe I would feel bad for the dude at home who has no clue.

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                            • moeloubani
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 4235
                              #8
                              Married women are horny after showers

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                                • Xrated J
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                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 4347
                                  #9
                                  ive fucked atleast 10 older married chicks before. its awsome. they dont ever want anything else but to fuck. no strings atached

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                                    • lazycash
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 15214
                                      #10
                                      Lol, Greg has a crush on his 50 yr old boss. I wouldn't risk it Greg, you may lose your $9/hr cubicle job and then you'll be forced to sell sexy ladies.com for pennies so you can pay mommy and daddy rent.
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                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                          Now choke yourself!
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 12085
                                          #11
                                          Just because she didn't say "Get away from me you old creep." doesn't mean that she wants you sexually.

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                                            • L-Pink
                                              working on my tan
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 39151
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by lazycash
                                              Lol, Greg has a crush on his 50 yr old boss. I wouldn't risk it Greg, you may lose your $9/hr cubicle job and then you'll be forced to sell sexy ladies.com for pennies so you can pay mommy and daddy rent.

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                                                • FlexxAeon
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                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 3765
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by .~.
                                                  ...I can't make a mistake by just grabbing her ass and saying, "Give it to me!"...
                                                  when is this ever a mistake?
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                                                    • lazycash
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                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 15214
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by FlexxAeon
                                                      when is this ever a mistake?
                                                      When its in the work place, he's referring to a coworker or his boss.
                                                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                      Its crazy..."

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                                                        • camperjohn64
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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 1531
                                                          #15
                                                          My best and most effective line is simply "If you ever get bored just let me know" and smile.
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                                                            • Vick!
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                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 6882
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by .~.
                                                              If an older (married) woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . . how would you bring up the topic of "GETTING IT ON IN ANY FASHION?"????


                                                              She seems to be willing, but she isn't OBVIOUS. I can't make a mistake by just grabbing her ass and saying, "Give it to me!"

                                                              How do you bring up sex in a relationship that is sexless but highly charged?


                                                              I want to jizz all over her face.
                                                              Someone ban this troll.

                                                              you doesn't seems like a sigwhore then why on earth you only start surfer threads? Fuck. This type of threads are OK every once in a while .. but whats up with them all fucking time?
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                                                                • Vick!
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                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 6882
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Plus, you are a so fucking fantasist. I doubt any chick had ever let you touch herself. This is what has made you sexually lunatic, you fucking sex-psycho ..

                                                                  GTFO here and post this shit on some surfer board and become there fantasy master. Also put some fucking website in your sig so that we know you actually are a webmaster and we can have some respect for you. RETARD!
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                                                                    • Vick!
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                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 6882
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I thought I'd spend a couple minutes and save everyone's time to figure out that this troll and his threads are worthless. GTFO, already.








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                                                                        • dozey
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                                                                          • Nov 2004
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          It's almost as if you care what transpires on gfy, spooky stuff.

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                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 62910
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                              I avoid married women at all causes..too much trouble for what it's worth
                                                                              Ditto To many issues and tooooo many guns.
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                                                                                • Scott McD
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                                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by camperjohn64
                                                                                  My best and most effective line is simply "If you ever get bored just let me know" and smile.
                                                                                  Nice, i'm gonna try it out !


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                                                                                    • sumphatpimp
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                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 5235
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • lazycash
                                                                                          Troll Patrol
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 15214
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Vick!
                                                                                          Plus, you are a so fucking fantasist. I doubt any chick had ever let you touch herself. This is what has made you sexually lunatic, you fucking sex-psycho ..

                                                                                          GTFO here and post this shit on some surfer board and become there fantasy master. Also put some fucking website in your sig so that we know you actually are a webmaster and we can have some respect for you. RETARD!
                                                                                          He's Greg Demchek, the moron who's been trying to sell sexy ladies.com in here for the last 4 years. He does nothing in the industry, yet has had over 40 different nicks on gfy, most of them banned. Now that sexy ladies.com is banned from gfy, his only objective here is to post pure drivel. In the past the mods have banned him immediately, i have no idea why they are letting his current nick last so long.
                                                                                          "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                          Its crazy..."

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                                                                                            • AssPirate
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                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                              • 2135
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Married Woman == Trouble == Fun/Exciting

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                                                                                                • Dragar
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                                  • 1079
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  tell her to go home to her husband and be a man for once and find your own woman

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                                                                                                    • carol.prime
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                        • sniperwolf
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                                                                                                          Originally posted by Dragar
                                                                                                          tell her to go home to her husband and be a man for once and find your own woman
                                                                                                          that was harsh! lol
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                                                                                                            • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                              most just want to reminder of how pretty they thought they were prior to walk the line, so: tell them they have a tight bod. and that you can fuck for hours on end with out becoming attached.

                                                                                                              But, if it were me, I turn tail and run! Old married females are fucking bonkers! Their husbands ignore them so they need attention, physical and mental. Typically, if they do not find a cock to rock they reach for many Ledger cocktails (booze & pills)!

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                                                                                                                • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  most just want a reminder of how pretty they thought they were prior to walking the line, so: tell them they have a tight bod. and that you can fuck for hours on end with out becoming attached.

                                                                                                                  But, if it were me, I turn tail and run! Old married females are fucking bonkers! Their husbands ignore them so they need attention, physical and mental. Typically, if they do not find a cock to rock they reach for many Ledger cocktails (booze & pills)!
                                                                                                                  Last edited by Paco, of Large Cash.; 02-27-2008, 11:18 AM.

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                                                                                                                                • steved
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                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Vick!
                                                                                                                                  I thought I'd spend a couple minutes and save everyone's time to figure out that this troll and his threads are worthless. GTFO, already.



                                                                                                                                  Thank you
                                                                                                                                  He's such an idiot. Greg, get a fucking life

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