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  • Brother Bilo
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2007
    • 4193
    #51
    I think the biggest sign I'm getting older is that I now drive the speed limit, for the most part, and I stop on yellow lights. It's weird.

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      • madleinx
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2005
        • 102
        #52
        You think all music today is crap and don't understand these kids today. And you actually sympathize with PARENTS, of all things. Sometimes I sound like my mother and it's just plain freaky. Especially when I realize that she was right all along about a few things (please don't tell her!)

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          • Verbal
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 3420
            #53
            When going to sleep after Jeopardy doesn't seem like a bad idea

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              • Redmanthatcould
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2006
                • 2771
                #54
                This thread is pure comedy, and I look forward to having similar gripes in no time

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                  • EroticistFilms
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 728
                    #55
                    I used to have to push it down from peeing in my face.

                    Now I have to hold it up to keep from peeing on my shoes

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                      • heymatty
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 2188
                        #56
                        You know you are starting to get old when you pluck out a nose hair, and its gray

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                          • Mike Semen
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 2924
                            #57
                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                            It now takes two midgets, a donkey, drum of either, roll of duct tape, and a nineteen year old girl with two assholes to get me excited.
                            Shit thats just being in this biz. Not age,
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                              • DirtyProfits
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2005
                                • 1885
                                #58
                                you think 20 year old girls are too young for you...

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                                  • GrouchyAdmin
                                    Now choke yourself!
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 12085
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                    I think the biggest sign I'm getting older is that I now drive the speed limit, for the most part, and I stop on yellow lights. It's weird.
                                    Your car's aged, too.

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                                      • woj
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                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 47880
                                        #60
                                        shit, so there aren't ANY upsides to aging?
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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089
                                            #61
                                            The cops don't hassle you just because you are on a bike with loud pipes.

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                                              • Peaches
                                                Old broad
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 13933
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by woj
                                                shit, so there aren't ANY upsides to aging?
                                                I personally wouldn't trade being my age for being any younger.

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                                                  • G-Rotica
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                    • 4258
                                                    #63
                                                    Your kids hit the clubs while you stay home.

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                                                      • RisingAngel
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 76
                                                        #64
                                                        i'm guessing by these responses that, being 22, my response would be invalid
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                                                          • pornguy292
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                            • 82
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by needlive
                                                            your cock is getting smaller every day
                                                            does that really happen? it really seems like mine is!

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                                                              • Burnt Bacon
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2008
                                                                • 211
                                                                #66
                                                                When you get a muscle pain in your chest you think for a split-second that this might be THE ONE.

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                                                                  • VeriSexy
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                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                    • 25463
                                                                    #67
                                                                    I am now depressed
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                                                                      • Mutt
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 34431
                                                                        #68
                                                                        your dick gets bigger - fatter anyway. it's like your nose and your ears - those grow as you age too.

                                                                        there is nothing good about getting older - maybe the only thing is less petty bullshit with friends and opposite sex.
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                                                                          • WinstonTriplexcash
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2007
                                                                            • 2192
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by heymatty
                                                                            You know you are starting to get old when you pluck out a nose hair, and its gray
                                                                            yeah, and they're always the ones that always itch. Wait til you get gray pubes, then you've gone full circle ;-)

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                                                                              • WinstonTriplexcash
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2007
                                                                                • 2192
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by Burnt Bacon
                                                                                When you get a muscle pain in your chest you think for a split-second that this might be THE ONE.
                                                                                That is so true. You begin to realize how fragile life is, especially when some friends just drop dead and you say he's too young to have a heart attack... then you look at yourself and realize you been keeping the same lifestyle as his...

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                                                                                  • d-null
                                                                                    . . .
                                                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                                                    • 13724
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by Burnt Bacon
                                                                                    When you get a muscle pain in your chest you think for a split-second that this might be THE ONE.
                                                                                    yep, having your health is not the abstract thing the way you used to think

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                                                                                      • Drake
                                                                                        Hello world!
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 12508
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Originally posted by woj
                                                                                        shit, so there aren't ANY upsides to aging?
                                                                                        Nope....

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                                                                                          • gandalfuy
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                                                            • 4686
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            im even starting to become aware of my acts...
                                                                                            I'm not back.

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                                                                                              • jstizz
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Jan 2008
                                                                                                • 83
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                Yes, got my undergrad there.
                                                                                                What year did you graduate?
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                                                                                                  • mikesouth
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                                    • 6337
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    when I wake up in the morning and nothing hurts...I think I must be dead

                                                                                                    i bought handicapped toilets....not cuz I'm handicapped but so my balls dont hit the water when I take a dump
                                                                                                    Mike South

                                                                                                    It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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                                                                                                      • Spunky
                                                                                                        I need a beer
                                                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                                                        • 133978
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Getting old sucks,it will happen to everybody

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