Whats the biggest lie you've said to get laid?

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  • INever
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 4028
    #51
    It won't hurt, it's not THAT big......
    I love Camdough

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      • leroytrolley
        XXX Video Editor
        • Dec 2005
        • 2301
        #52
        ...i actually forgot to add mine to my own thread.

        I once told a girl that I was Ronnie O'Sullivan's Brother.

        Actually I've used that one twice. The second time around my mate told her the truth and fucked her himself...bastard!
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          • JamesK
            hi
            • Jun 2002
            • 16731
            #53
            Don't worry about a condom, I don't have aids.
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              • Big Red Machine
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 9586
                #54
                I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.

                ICQ:475437214

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                  • Due
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 3620
                    #55
                    best one was at a party where I said I need to go, I have a date to meet with.
                    Worked, and was actually true, I should have left though
                    I buy plugs
                    Skype: Due_Global
                    /Due

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                      • Skillz Unlimited
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1541
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                        I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
                        That fuckin rocks!

                        Treat her exactly like the whore she is for letting a guy fuck her in a club parking lot.

                        she deserves it.

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                          • Redmanthatcould
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2771
                            #57
                            Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                            I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
                            Dude...that is fucking hilarious

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                              • The Heron
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 4496
                                #58
                                Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                                I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
                                Big Red is my hero hahaha

                                I never lie, actually I usually just treat em like crap until they break down and want to prove to me they are worth something... who knows why chicks need an assholes approval but it works.

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                                  • D
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2006
                                    • 7412
                                    #59


                                    "No... I'm not your cousin."

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                                    -D.
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                                      • VeriSexy
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                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 25463
                                        #60
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                                          • Drake
                                            Hello world!
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 12508
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                                            I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
                                            that's horrible

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                                              • WZRogeR
                                                My Sig was too Big! :(
                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 1126
                                                #62
                                                "I fuck you now"

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                                                  • dynastoned
                                                    mmm yeah!
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 5061
                                                    #63
                                                    lol this thread delivers

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                                                      • A-Bomb
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 680
                                                        #64
                                                        I'm a Porn Producer (used it at Inernext 2 yrs ago)

                                                        I couldn't help but laugh as I watched her give me a BJ through a frame I made with my fingers looking at her with one eye
                                                        Last edited by A-Bomb; 02-23-2008, 12:55 PM.

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                                                          • escorpio
                                                            doesn't fuck around.
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 23487
                                                            #65
                                                            "No, I didn't put a roofie in your drink."
                                                            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                              • Jim_Gunn
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 5702
                                                                #66
                                                                "I promise I'll put you as the main photo on the movie boxcover".

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                                                                  • Naughty-Pages
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                                    • 4533
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by LexiSexton
                                                                    no im not on my period... haha eww...
                                                                    If it was in the Winter of 1987 in Upstate NY, and you met the guy at a big party and the guy was totally wasted and he took you to his place and the guy went down on you, and you left before he woke up and put a note on the pillow....

                                                                    I gotta tell you, that was just bullshit.. i couldn't get the shit out of my sheets and when i looked in the mirror in the morning, i was just completely besides myself...

                                                                    i just gotta say.. it took me 6 years before i was able to go down on a woman again, and at least another 4 more before i could actually enjoy it again...

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                                                                      • HouseHead
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 5539
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Never had to lie..
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