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  • jmk
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 5391
    #1

    Brace Yourselves the Sluts are coming!



    http://www.xbiz.com/news/165577

    Hustler Announces New Parody, 'This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX'

    BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. ? Hustler video has revealed its next parody, ?This Ain?t Games of Thrones XXX,? based on the whimsical HBO series.

    Set to be directed by Axel Braun, the film will riff on the politics, sex and struggles of the Seven Kingdoms. It is slated to go into production in the fall and release in early 2014.

    ?The blood of royalty runs hot and sultry, indeed, in ?This Ain?t Game of Thrones XXX,?? the studio said.

    The film will be available on DVD and Blue Ray. Casting news and updates will be forthcoming, the studio said.
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    • mikesouth
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 6334
      #2
      ok is it just me are have porners beaten that fucking parody dead horse long enough....just sayin....
      Mike South

      It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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        • Sarah_Jayne
          Now with more Jayne
          • Dec 2002
          • 40077
          #3
          Originally posted by mikesouth
          ok is it just me are have porners beaten that fucking parody dead horse long enough....just sayin....
          Just you.

          They still make money so there is life in that horse.

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            • deltav
              Confirmed User
              • May 2010
              • 1243
              #4
              Originally posted by mikesouth
              ok is it just me are have porners beaten that fucking parody dead horse long enough....just sayin....
              Yup, it's well-worn territory for sure. Not like the industry's coming up with any other new brilliant ideas tho, this is what stagnation looks like.
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                • SilentKnight
                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24812
                  #5
                  Still keepin' my fingers crossed for Bimbo Bowlers From Buffalo: The Sequel.

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                    • bronco67
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 29026
                      #6
                      Really a missed opportunity by not calling it Game of Bones.

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                        • Colmike9
                          (>^_^)b
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 7217
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bronco67
                          Really a missed opportunity by not calling it Game of Bones.

                          Whatever happened to good parody names like 'The Sopornos', 'Womb Raider', 'Honey, I blew... Everybody', 'Pulp Friction' etc..? Now it's just 'Movie name: a parody'..
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                            • bronco67
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 29026
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Colmike7

                              Whatever happened to good parody names like 'The Sopornos', 'Womb Raider', 'Honey, I blew... Everybody', 'Pulp Friction' etc..? Now it's just 'Movie name: a parody'..
                              What I want to know is how do they get away with using the exact name of the original.

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                                • pimpmaster9000
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2011
                                  • 26730
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bronco67
                                  What I want to know is how do they get away with using the exact name of the original.
                                  "this AINT the sopranos"
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                                    • seeandsee
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 50945
                                      #10
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                                        • Klen
                                          • Aug 2006
                                          • 32234
                                          #11
                                          How can you parody something what already is some sort of porn

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                                            • John-ACWM
                                              Work Work Work
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20060
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                              Really a missed opportunity by not calling it Game of Bones.

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                                                • Rebel D
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 3913
                                                  #13
                                                  Is there going to be a midget?

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                                                    • RebelR
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 1998
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                      How can you parody something what already is some sort of porn
                                                      They will just have less story
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                                                        • _Richard_
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 30989
                                                          #15
                                                          good luck trying to make this a parody

                                                          basically porn already lol

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                                                            • TheSquealer
                                                              Mayor of Thneedville
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 26184
                                                              #16
                                                              So fucking weak and a great example of why these companies have suffered so much in the last 10 years. Not because Internet killed magazines, but because they were a one trick pony to begin with.

                                                              Step 1: Piggy back anothers creative idea and do so horribly
                                                              Step 2: Wait until one of the cast members gets a DUI and offer them 1,000,000 to do a bukkake scene... and try to beat Steve Hirsch to it.
                                                              Last edited by TheSquealer; 06-28-2013, 07:09 AM.
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                                                                • 2MuchMark
                                                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 50901
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Porn Parody makers NEVER get to complain that mainstream Hollywood has run out of original ideas.

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                                                                    • JFK
                                                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 67369
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                      Porn Parody makers NEVER get to complain that mainstream Hollywood has run out of original ideas.

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                                                                        • marcop
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 4150
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                                          How can you parody something what already is some sort of porn
                                                                          There are plenty of hot, mainstream actresses running around naked in the original, so why would anyone want to see a bunch of skanky porn chicks running around naked in the parody?

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                                                                            • IDM Marketing Guy
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jun 2013
                                                                              • 40
                                                                              #20
                                                                              YOu'd think the big boys would have more creativity

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                                                                                • ReggieDurango
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                                                  • 4784
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I had this idea first! hustler, how dare you steal my original idea?

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                                                                                    • PromoterX
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2010
                                                                                      • 949
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      So fuck them and then slit their throat. Ok.

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                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 40077
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Rebel D
                                                                                          Is there going to be a midget?
                                                                                          We were talking about that in the office. I hope so.

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                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                                              good luck trying to make this a parody

                                                                                              basically porn already lol
                                                                                              basically but not fully...that's where we come in..lol

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                                                                                                • fbberotic
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2010
                                                                                                  • 108
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  hope to see some female midget porn...

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