Whats the biggest lie you've said to get laid?

**MikeVega** · 02-22-2008, 08:10 AM

I don't think i've ever lied to get laid .. i never pull the i love you or play it up to be more then sex if that's what it is. i'm sure i played up myself a bit to get the girl interested but nothing outright ...

**DateDoc** · 02-22-2008, 08:11 AM

"I love you"

**L-Pink** · 02-22-2008, 08:11 AM

I have a gun and I'll use it.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 02-22-2008, 08:12 AM

Everyone tries it once.....

**Big_Red** · 02-22-2008, 08:13 AM

I am a virgin.

**Greg MissionD** · 02-22-2008, 08:15 AM

I promise i won't cum in your mouth

**ztik** · 02-22-2008, 08:16 AM

"I don't have aids"

**Fletch XXX** · 02-22-2008, 08:16 AM

"I will never die"

**BOSS1** · 02-22-2008, 08:16 AM

i love you

**Brother Bilo** · 02-22-2008, 08:17 AM

Or course I'll call you

**D Ghost** · 02-22-2008, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

"I will never die"

LOL AWESOME.

**SykkBoy** · 02-22-2008, 08:21 AM

"I'm in the band"

**lbc213** · 02-22-2008, 08:21 AM

"No, your much hotter than your friend"

**u-Bob** · 02-22-2008, 08:32 AM

I'm being sent to Afghanistan.

**L-Pink** · 02-22-2008, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

**Syl** · 02-22-2008, 08:38 AM

These are too funny. You guys are bad.

**Mike Semen** · 02-22-2008, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by DateDoc

"I love you"

+1

**DigitalDruid** · 02-22-2008, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

I bet that one works like a motherfucker

**hjnet** · 02-22-2008, 08:48 AM

"I have cancer and will die tomorrow"

**SifuE** · 02-22-2008, 08:51 AM

ill make you famous

**denny007** · 02-22-2008, 09:03 AM

I am fag

**woj** · 02-22-2008, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

**Spyce** · 02-22-2008, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

LOL - that's a good one...

**genoveze** · 02-22-2008, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Greg Gaskell

I promise i won't cum in your mouth

hahaha, ladies don't spit

**pornguy** · 02-22-2008, 09:12 AM

" Wanna Fuck or do I owe you an apology ".

It actually worked.

Ok, so its not a lie. Just a line. But you know.

**CurrentlySober** · 02-22-2008, 09:38 AM

I said...
' I dont like poo... '

**Naughty-Pages** · 02-22-2008, 09:41 AM

ummmm....

"I Do"

**Got Porn?** · 02-22-2008, 09:42 AM

I saw your boyfriend hookin up with some chick.

**minddust** · 02-22-2008, 09:43 AM

I'm married or my wifes waiting for me usually works.

**HotVaderMD** · 02-22-2008, 09:44 AM

"I am only going to put the tip in, you'll still be considered a virgin I promise."

**Brother Bilo** · 02-22-2008, 09:45 AM

Actually, I said my name was Larry Caruthers and that I owned a furniture store. I'm the furniture King of Mesa!

Just got a blow job out of that though.

**boneprone** · 02-22-2008, 09:45 AM

I like to pass around Sagi's biz card and tell them I am Sagi who works for Penthouse.

The card with the big red Penthouse written on the top works every time.

**LexiSexton** · 02-22-2008, 10:21 AM

no im not on my period... haha eww...

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 02-22-2008, 10:26 AM

dont be scared to get your cloth off.. iam 100% gay

**Twig** · 02-22-2008, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by u-Bob

I'm being sent to Afghanistan.

Thats fucked up. I really am getting sent. In about 2 weeks.

**Mike Honcho** · 02-22-2008, 10:30 AM

I once told a chick, I had a 10 inch penis, and once she saw it was 11....lol kidding. I think I've lied in every way, but one instance sticks out above them all. I was at a party for a solider returning from iraq, and this one smoking hot blonde was sitting be herself, so I went over and began talking. Long story short, I told her I was shipping out in two days, and I didn't want to die a virgin, NO LIES! The only thing was, she saw me at ruth chris' steak house the next week and didn't look very happy..........

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-22-2008, 10:32 AM

Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.

**kmanrox** · 02-22-2008, 10:40 AM

ok sure, i'll pay that price!

**Penny24Seven** · 02-22-2008, 10:44 AM

haha great thread, hard to pick the best one

**Skillz Unlimited** · 02-22-2008, 10:50 AM

"You know i care about you"

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 02-22-2008, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited

"You know i care about you"

haha thats a tough one

**mrwilson** · 02-22-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by hjnet

"I have cancer and will die tomorrow"

Sick, not funny.
I hope you get raped.

**Wilbo** · 02-22-2008, 10:58 AM

You may as well, I'm going to tell everyone you did any way.

**Kard63** · 02-22-2008, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

This was my favorite but I would be willing to use any of them except "i love you". If I said that I think I'd lose my mojo, lol.

**TheAgent** · 02-22-2008, 11:06 AM

I told her i was Black

**gornyhuy** · 02-22-2008, 11:08 AM

I played the sensitive guy who was just blown away by her "glow"...
She was hot, but mid 40s in a bar full of 22 year olds and obviously insecure because of it...

I played it perfectly that I wasn't interested in the super hot chicks all around me, but just kept focused on her and "embarrassed" that I found her so beautiful.

She ate that shit up with a spoon!

**L-Pink** · 02-22-2008, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Twig

Thats fucked up. I really am getting sent. In about 2 weeks.

No shit? Take care man!

**Scott McD** · 02-22-2008, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by ismokeblunts

Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.

**96ukssob** · 02-22-2008, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by ismokeblunts

Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.

nice

Whats the biggest lie you've said to get laid?

Whats the biggest lie you've said to get laid?

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