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  • iSpyCams
    Amateur Gynecologist
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #1

    Christians are hilarious

    Got this support ticket in this morning:

    Hello,

    Last night or this morning, my debit card was used to purchase services via your web site: ********.com I ask that these charges be dropped, for they are fraudulent. I do not know who, what, or how the charges incurred (clearly "I obtained membership"). I have been investigating this situation for four hours now (as suggested by my bank), and can see that two phony email addresses were set up as well as charges of $50 worth of raunchy and atrocious cam sites. Once, I was able to hack the phony emails, I had all the user information for the aforementioned cam sites. Clearly, this is some sick joke targetted at me and/or my lifestyle as a Christian and it's very worrisome!

    I believe your charge was only for $9.95USD, if I am remembering the email correctly. Please, drop the charges as necessary, or if possible, and then, promptly terminate this account. Good day, and thank you.

    My response:

    While your elaborate conspiracy allegation is hilarious and your self flattering yet incriminating claim of being able to hack emails is entertaining, the evidence shows that the signup came from the same IP address as the support ticket, meaning whoever is playing a sick joke on you is sitting behind your keyboard, and if you go look in the mirror you will probably see him.

    Don't worry, Jesus will forgive you as he does all his children, porn sites would all be broke if it weren't for good Christians and their credit cards.

    Thank you for your business, and thanks for the chuckle. I am disabling billing on your account so you wont be billed again.
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  • BlackCrayon
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2003
    • 19634

    #2
    the self hate is strong in that one.
    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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    • Choopa Phil
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2009
      • 3965

      #3
      Hahaha that is fantastic!
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      • All1
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2013
        • 215

        #4
        They are rampant with Allergies

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        • kane
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Aug 2001
          • 20684

          #5
          I love that it took him four hours to supposedly investigate where this charge came from and how it was made, yet he was able to simply hack into two fake email addresses. LOL

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          • RuthB
            Let's Get Paxumized!
            • May 2005
            • 7248

            #6
            Nice reply!
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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75733

              #7
              Tell him the IP address used....
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              Brooklyn, NY

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              • CDSmith
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                Your response to him was quite priceless, but especially this part...
                Originally posted by pompousjohn
                Don't worry, Jesus will forgive you as he does all his children, porn sites would all be broke if it weren't for good Christians and their credit cards.
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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986

                  #9
                  Jesus forgives everybody!

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                  • alex.missyouth
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 1870

                    #10
                    That response is excellent, you're my new hero.
                    skype: descargasweb

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                    • xNetworx
                      So Fucking What
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 14445

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pompousjohn
                      Got this support ticket in this morning:

                      Hello,

                      Last night or this morning, my debit card was used to purchase services via your web site: ********.com I ask that these charges be dropped, for they are fraudulent. I do not know who, what, or how the charges incurred (clearly "I obtained membership"). I have been investigating this situation for four hours now (as suggested by my bank), and can see that two phony email addresses were set up as well as charges of $50 worth of raunchy and atrocious cam sites. Once, I was able to hack the phony emails, I had all the user information for the aforementioned cam sites. Clearly, this is some sick joke targetted at me and/or my lifestyle as a Christian and it's very worrisome!

                      I believe your charge was only for $9.95USD, if I am remembering the email correctly. Please, drop the charges as necessary, or if possible, and then, promptly terminate this account. Good day, and thank you.

                      My response:

                      While your elaborate conspiracy allegation is hilarious and your self flattering yet incriminating claim of being able to hack emails is entertaining, the evidence shows that the signup came from the same IP address as the support ticket, meaning whoever is playing a sick joke on you is sitting behind your keyboard, and if you go look in the mirror you will probably see him.

                      Don't worry, Jesus will forgive you as he does all his children, porn sites would all be broke if it weren't for good Christians and their credit cards.

                      Thank you for your business, and thanks for the chuckle. I am disabling billing on your account so you wont be billed again.
                      That was one of the best replies of all time. Simply awesome

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                      • topsiteking
                        ICQ: 470687453
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 3571

                        #12
                        One of the best.
                        Had to call my girlfriend in for this one.
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                        EMAIL: [email protected]

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                        • The Heron
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 4496

                          #13
                          Should have charged him double and call it penance

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                          • Shagbunny
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 3028

                            #14
                            LOL this is classic

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                            • Zeiss
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2012
                              • 5189

                              #15
                              Beware! Christian hackers walk the Earth...


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