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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Thursday's Joke

    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

    The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

    So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had.

    With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."
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  • Twig
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 1949

    #2
    eh... Really didnt hit the spot. Can we get a joke and not an advertisement?

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    • gimo33
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      • Mar 2006
      • 5599

      #3
      lol........
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      • chelo - adultcopywriters
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        • Feb 2008
        • 775

        #4
        haha, I like it

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        • Violetta
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          • Jul 2004
          • 28735

          #5
          hehe... good one
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          • Farang
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            • Oct 2004
            • 11711

            #6
            hehehehehh
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            • the alchemist
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2004
              • 3271

              #7
              Hahaha nice one
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              • Twig
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 1949

                #8
                ok, guess Im the only one who finds it boring. Nevermind then.

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                • RedShoe
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 14831

                  #9
                  ok, man that's like 3 or 4 duds in a row. You lose your joke telling status. Either come up with original jokes, or at least filter your stolen jokes.

                  Maybe try posting just the funny ones.

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                  • jalami
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                    • May 2004
                    • 845

                    #10
                    Here's a shorter and funnier joke:
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                    A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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                    • Compdoctor
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 1937

                      #11
                      You know TV is really simple, if you really don't like what is one the channel, you can just punch a number in that little remote and wham, there is something else.
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                      • needlive
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                        • Nov 2006
                        • 2191

                        #12
                        that's nice

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                        • pornguy
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62910

                          #13
                          I think that was actually for Delta
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                          • VeriSexy
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                            • Apr 2002
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                            #14
                            That gave me a chuckle
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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67792

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jalami
                              Here's a shorter and funnier joke:
                              Q. How is a woman like a condom?
                              A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
                              True that...


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                              • Satan
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                                • Jun 2005
                                • 1626

                                #16
                                Thats a good one
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                                • sniperwolf
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                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 17743

                                  #17
                                  LOL! that was a good punch line!

                                  funny one!
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                                  • gornyhuy
                                    Chafed.
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 18041

                                    #18
                                    Reminds me of the one back when there was a TWA...

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