Virgin Mary Pretzel for sale on ebay. Current bid: $7800

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  • ADL Colin
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2001
    • 11929

    #1

    Virgin Mary Pretzel for sale on ebay. Current bid: $7800

    http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-...QQcmdZViewItem

    You are bidding on the coveted Virgin Mary Pretzel. A member of the staff at The Donkey Show (101.5 KFLY and 106.3 KZZE) stumbled across this religious icon a little over two years ago in a Rold Gold pretzel snack bag. Of course we saw the financial implications of this relic, and decided to sell it to the highest bidder. This is a once in a lifetime auction, this pretzel is in mint condition, and could be yours if the price is right. If it was not for the Lord Jesus Christ smiling upon the pretzel factory on the day of this little pretzel's conception, you would never have the opportunity to have it for your very own. Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid. Bid with confidence, as this item is being posted by a radio show, and we can't legally lie about something of this magnitude! This little morsel is 100% legit, in the most Holy of ways. This item comes with the original packaging, with "sell by" date included!


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  • Twig
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    • Nov 2005
    • 1949

    #2
    No buy it now? Shit.

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    • Tanker
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      • Nov 2000
      • 9287

      #3
      damn I should have sold my Jesus in a Can. Jesus was in the bottom of my trash can! Ellisas Dad washed him out when I was away at a show. Damn
      Last edited by Tanker; 02-21-2008, 11:28 AM.

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      • HotVaderMD
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        • Sep 2007
        • 271

        #4
        20 bucks says it breaks en route to the winning bidder.
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        • Bojangles
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          • Apr 2007
          • 5419

          #5
          Wow!!!!!!

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          • Fat Panda
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            • Aug 2006
            • 13296

            #6
            people are so fucking stupid

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            • ADL Colin
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2001
              • 11929

              #7
              Wonder how that would taste with mustard


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              • campimp
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                • Jan 2007
                • 1340

                #8
                Originally posted by HotVaderMD
                20 bucks says it breaks en route to the winning bidder.



                up to 9,100 now

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                • digifan
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14618

                  #9
                  Originally posted by campimp



                  up to 9,100 now
                  Yes just checked...
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                  • ADL Colin
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 11929

                    #10
                    Wonder who bids on something like that.


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                    • BusterBunny
                      perverted justice decoy
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 19291

                      #11
                      "Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid."

                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                      • JFK
                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 67369

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ADL Colin
                        Wonder how that would taste with mustard
                        Probably stale, dont forget its a VIRGIN, blessed or not

                        10K ??? HOLY FUCK
                        Last edited by JFK; 02-21-2008, 12:16 PM.

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                        • campimp
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1340

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ADL Colin
                          Wonder who bids on something like that.

                          prolly the same fools that paid $2800 for a piece of grilled cheese sandwich with the virgin mary cooked in it



                          "We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO.

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                          • chri$tian
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                            • Aug 2003
                            • 2468

                            #14
                            9500 now
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                            • Swish
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 1421

                              #15
                              Up to $10,600


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                              • sexykat
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                                • Oct 2006
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                                #16
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                                • undersoul
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                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 1212

                                  #17
                                  damn I need to find some molded old block of cheese that when held just right looks like the nativity scene or something!! Ebay here I come!
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                                  • Bojangles
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                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 5419

                                    #18
                                    US $1,666,766.66

                                    Lol. Someone isn't going to come through.

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                                    • JFK
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67369

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Bojangles
                                      US $1,666,766.66

                                      Lol. Someone isn't going to come through.
                                      Ya think ??

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                                      • tony299
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                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 57021

                                        #20
                                        over 2 mil now lol

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                                        • Eva PSC
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                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 994

                                          #21
                                          US $2,000,100.00 now!

                                          LOL

                                          It doesn't even look like Mary!!!!!!!


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                                          • MasterKeyword
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Feb 2008
                                            • 129

                                            #22
                                            2 million smackers and climbing.. can you say that pretzel is toast?

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                                            • TSGlider
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                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 673

                                              #23
                                              As soon as I read this story I sent my wife to the kitchen to begin baking a tin of John the Baptist-shaped cupcakes.
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                                              • tiger
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                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 6986

                                                #24
                                                90,000,000 what a bargain, I will order 2.

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                                                • munki
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 13393

                                                  #25
                                                  99 now... jeebuys

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                                                  • MandyBlake
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 17761

                                                    #26
                                                    looks pretty good but its a pretzel..there's too much human interaction with it. i find the toast and grilled cheese stuff more impressive.
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                                                    • MasterKeyword
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                      • 129

                                                      #27
                                                      amazing how people get ebay accounts that are phoney to bid these days, signing up to that service is like going thru a border inspection

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                                                      • xroach
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                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 963

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by campimp
                                                        prolly the same fools that paid $2800 for a piece of grilled cheese sandwich with the virgin mary cooked in it



                                                        "We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO.
                                                        fools ? 2800 bought them so many primetime news mentions of goldenpalace.com

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                                                        • DirkG
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 289

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MasterKeyword
                                                          amazing how people get ebay accounts that are phoney to bid these days, signing up to that service is like going thru a border inspection
                                                          Most of these high end bids were from people with a lot of good feedback, and The Donkey Show called a few of the over 1mill bidders who were big companies looking for exposure. Then the bids went over 2mill and people started to try to get it shut down. The auction was closed by ebay for violating their food policy. There may be an off ebay deal by tomorrow.
                                                          This auction hit CNN within a few hours, then went international shortly later. A lot of news stories with the big networks were planned that can not happen now due to some dumbass who was envious.
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                                                          • Eriic
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                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 2995

                                                            #30
                                                            It is now longer available..........Booo Hooo and Hoooooo

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                                                            • Spunky
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978

                                                              #31
                                                              Lol..those bible thumpers are rich

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                                                              • F-U-Jimmy
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                                                                #32
                                                                This listing (180217528954) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.


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                                                                • L-Pink
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                                                                  • Mar 2005
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    item has been removed.
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                                                                    • spacedog
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                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                      • 14149

                                                                      #35
                                                                      People are so fucking pathetic & unoriginal. Look at how many mary pretzel shit just showed up

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                                                                        • Tanker
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                                                                          • Nov 2000
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          damn I should have put my used trash can with jesus in the bottom online!

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                                                                          • Bojangles
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                                                                            • Apr 2007
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Tanker
                                                                            damn I should have put my used trash can with jesus in the bottom online!

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