Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You 'MUST' read them aloud)

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    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 4957

    #1

    Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You 'MUST' read them aloud)

    English ---------------- Chinese
    That's not right Sum Ting Wong
    Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
    See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao
    Stupid Man Dum Fuk
    Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
    Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan
    I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
    I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
    It's very dark in here Wai So Dim
    I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching
    This is a tow away zone No Pah King
    Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
    Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
    He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
    Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Poo
    Great Fa Kin Su Pa
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  • High Plains Drifter
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 2341

    #2
    underwhelmingly unfunny.

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    • pornask
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2006
      • 6518

      #3
      lol, that's funny as fuck

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      • Fap
        Just Du It
        • Feb 2004
        • 12094

        #4
        this was funny.. when it was first posted in 2001

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        • OzMan
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 9162

          #5
          我没有笑因为这些是非常老笑话。滑稽第一次虽则!

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          • MattO
            The O is for Oohhh
            • Feb 2003
            • 10861

            #6
            Reminds me of the joke about how they name their children in China by throwing their silverware on the floor and whatever sound it makes is what name they give the kid.

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            • JFK
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              • Jan 2002
              • 67369

              #7
              Originally posted by banthis
              this was funny.. when it was first posted in 2001
              thank u

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              • Marshal
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                • Jun 2005
                • 15229

                #8
                that's very funny!
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                • carol.prime
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 6960

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MattO
                  Reminds me of the joke about how they name their children in China by throwing their silverware on the floor and whatever sound it makes is what name they give the kid.
                  can you post it here, matto. that looks so funny.
                  like that english chinese translation.
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                  • evildick

                    #10
                    Originally posted by banthis
                    this was funny.. when it was first posted in 2001
                    Actually I remember this being circulated by fax before most people even had the Internet. Not kidding either.

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                    • pizzaid
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                      • Oct 2007
                      • 406

                      #11
                      good shit man...lol
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                      • jalami
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 845

                        #12
                        Originally posted by OzMan
                        我没有笑因为这些是非常老笑话。滑稽第一次虽则!
                        老,但仍然很有趣
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                        • nico-t
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                          • Aug 2004
                          • 29901

                          #13
                          oh my god thats so damn old

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                          • Horny Alf
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 863

                            #14
                            first time ive seen it

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                            • NoComments
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 4957

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nettrust
                              that's very funny!

                              no, it's not, the guys are right and I am sorry I posted this shit.
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                              • Big Red Machine
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 9586

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NoComments
                                no, it's not, the guys are right and I am sorry I posted this shit.
                                fuck it you tried

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                                • lzy
                                  Registered User
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 62

                                  #17
                                  Funnier if you're chinese literate. Nice one.
                                  ...

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                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 38323

                                    #18




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                                      • Apr 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Oldie but a goodie
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                                        • May 2006
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                                        #20
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