Midlife crisis - which car should I get for the cure?

**Mike Semen** · 02-14-2008, 01:44 PM

get a 350z - it will push all your buttons and leave you pleeenty of change from a hundred k.

**Fap** · 02-14-2008, 01:46 PM

corvette if you want to be cliche..

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 01:52 PM

350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

**PornMogul** · 02-14-2008, 01:57 PM

I just picked up a cts-v, id suggest that

**tyler (durden)** · 02-14-2008, 01:58 PM

Porsche Cayman

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by PornMogul

I just picked up a cts-v, id suggest that

Maker?
I am novice at sport cars

**evildick** · 02-14-2008, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

Wait for the new 2009 ZR1 Corvette. Over 600 hp and over 200 MPH top speed, and only around $100,000.

LINK

Much nicer than the average Vette.

**evildick** · 02-14-2008, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

Maker?
I am novice at sport cars

CTS-V is a Cadillac.

**Fap** · 02-14-2008, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

350z is nissan and its a teenagers car dont waste your time.

and about the corvette if you want something fancier raise your buget

**Mike Semen** · 02-14-2008, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

350 z? Who is a maker?

Corvette? I don't think so, I need something fancier to go along wiht my small dick.

Mazda. Just look it up and check the specs.

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by evildick

CTS-V is a Cadillac.

Cadillac is no cure for midlife crisis OR small dick

New Vette? With all the problems of the new model?
No, thank you.

Raise my budget????
My dick is not THAT small

**Gianna_CECash** · 02-14-2008, 02:08 PM

Range rover sport

**Brent 3dSexCash** · 02-14-2008, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by PornMogul

I just picked up a cts-v, id suggest that

I have one of these as well, great car. But if you have up to 100k why not get yourself a Viper?

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Gianna_CECash

Range rover sport

have picture of it?

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 02-14-2008, 02:09 PM

Supposedly, there is a car in this picture:

ADG

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by Brent 3dSexCash

I have one of these as well, great car. But if you have up to 100k why not get yourself a Viper?

Because then I'll look like FantasyMan circa 1997 and I'll hate that!
My pot belly isn't that large yet..

**DateDoc** · 02-14-2008, 02:10 PM

Just get a 911

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 02:11 PM

ADG, I said 100k for a CAR, not overnight, those babes will leave nothinhg to spend on the vehicle!

**corvette** · 02-14-2008, 02:12 PM

serge, you seem like a porsche kind of guy

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by corvette

serge, you seem like a porsche kind of guy

I am? I don't think it is comfy enough.

Any ideas about Infinity M 45?

**Nickatilynx** · 02-14-2008, 02:18 PM

Pick a classic.....

100k opens a lot of choice in the classic market.

A car you loved when you were younger and buy that.

Or a "will be" classic.

A Bentley , an old Aston

They are like works of art , handbuilt and signed by the builder. And made in limited numbers. ;)

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 02:20 PM

Nick, like I said,
100k, not 300k!!!!
Please give my dick a little credit, pun intended
;)

**captain.g** · 02-14-2008, 02:22 PM

Get an R1 and save your self $85k. My boss has a f430 and I can smoke him.

**Fap** · 02-14-2008, 02:24 PM

ACTUALLY if you want a nice 1998 Aston Martin DB7 convertible with only 15,000 miles i can get you one for around $53,000

heres a pic:

**Brujah** · 02-14-2008, 02:26 PM

BMW Z4

**O MARINA** · 02-14-2008, 02:26 PM

Range Rover

**Nickatilynx** · 02-14-2008, 02:28 PM

What????

All well under your budget

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1996-...em130197681832

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BEAUT...em220199033027

Guaranteed to make your dick bigger.

Trust me I know.

**BradM** · 02-14-2008, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by O MARINA

Range Rover

seconded. get the HSE

**woj** · 02-14-2008, 02:36 PM

bmw m5 is pretty nice

**deniska** · 02-14-2008, 02:39 PM

2009 Mercedes SL550.. should be around 100k depending on options.. The car will be out this spring in the US.. If you really want to splurge you can get the AMG 63 or 65 model.

**slapass** · 02-14-2008, 02:43 PM

Dude, I went through the same thing. For me the Porsche 911 was the ideal midlife crisis car BUT it is spendy as hell and won't carry clubs so fuck it. I got the BMW M3 Convertible. BMW so no need to explain what it is or why you bought it. Very fast and handles and all that crap.

BUT the deal maker is the convertible. I had never had one before. With the top down and the wind blowing, it is out of this world and

my penis grew 2 inches when I signed the papers. I swear!

**munki** · 02-14-2008, 02:43 PM

Do a nice 30's roadster chop... class, and style like no modern car could provide in any price range...

**Peaches** · 02-14-2008, 02:45 PM

I got a Jeep Wrangler for my midlife crisis but my life is in a hard place to get to - and I'm poor ;)

I like those new Audi sport cars but I think they're over $100K.

**DatingGold** · 02-14-2008, 02:45 PM

A nice Porsche

**Minte** · 02-14-2008, 02:49 PM

Can't go wrong with the cabriolet

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by slapass

my penis grew 2 inches when I signed the papers. I swear!

My wife told me that this would be the grounds for divorce!
;)

Anyway, we have an apointment with the dealer on Saturday.

**justinsain** · 02-14-2008, 03:00 PM

You need more pics for inspiration

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 03:00 PM

Deniska, any news from your ex? I haven't seen her in ages....

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 03:01 PM

I like this one:
http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/28.jpg

**slapass** · 02-14-2008, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

I like this one:
http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/28.jpg

Very close to what I was talking about. I need 4 seats so I got the BMW. No way to go wrong as no one will say what is it? Why did you go Mercedes? I had an Infiniti G35 and not one girl had any idea what it was. Looked good but was missing the brute "I have arrived" thing.

BTW how can you be married to a smart beautiful woman and have a midlife crisis???

**Fap** · 02-14-2008, 03:06 PM

BMW 6 Series convertible should be around 90k i believe.
That should do the trick

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by slapass

BTW how can you be married to a smart beautiful woman and have a midlife crisis???

I don't...but sports cars thread is the best way to troll my sig
;)

**justinsain** · 02-14-2008, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by banthis

BMW 6 Series convertible should be around 90k i believe.
That should do the trick

How much for this one?

**Fap** · 02-14-2008, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

I don't...but sports cars thread is the best way to troll my sig
;)

**NoComments** · 02-14-2008, 03:45 PM

Oh shit, I didn't know anybody reads the posts after the first one
;)

**RTP** · 02-14-2008, 04:06 PM

BMW Z4 = affordable, fun, best handling roadster and some say of all BMWs...about 40k or in a few months the new BMW M3, 400BHP, best handling all at around 60k...

A good "older" car is an Acura NSX if you can find one in good condition that was taken care of well, it's fringe super car and run 30-50k these days.

good midlife fix, you'll get over it and upgrade to a mercedes s55 so there are some quick fixes for ya

**warlock5** · 02-14-2008, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Mike Semen

Mazda. Just look it up and check the specs.

A Mazda 350z?

Try a Nissan 350z.

**Theo** · 02-14-2008, 04:14 PM

small dick is an excuse to spend money on a car, don't bs us Serge lol

**chymp** · 02-14-2008, 04:21 PM

1981 Chevy Citation.