SilentKnight

Last week I was contacted by an old friend I hadn't heard from in ages. He'd started up a new adult production company and was headhunting for new employees. We'd worked together years ago at another adult video distribution company and he'd heard through a mutual acquaintance that I was still (somewhat) active in the industry.

So he asks me what I'm doin' these days.

I told him I was part of a large network of philanthropists who create and freely distribute their product to needy, starving wankers through a vast network of tube sites.

It took a few moments for that to sink in - and then he laughed.

"So...you're still a content producer," he says.