So I tried having sex with a woman and couldn't get it up.

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714
    #1

    So I tried having sex with a woman and couldn't get it up.

    Worst ever on earth!

    Just cuz I'm a god damn cum guzzling faggot you'd think I'd still be able to get it up at least.

    Cripe Mighty. I need estrogen pills or something........
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    • BJ
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 5590
      #2
      you are the next batts.

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714
          #3
          Originally posted by BJ
          you are the next batts.
          He can't get it up either?

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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204
              #4
              You serious? I mean not about not getting it up but you actually tried it with a girl recently?

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                • DaddyHalbucks
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                  • Feb 2004
                  • 18975
                  #5
                  Was she an old friend or just someone from the local bar?
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                    • Sosa
                      In Tushy Land
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 40149
                      #6
                      poor you

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                        • LexiLexxx
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 2510
                          #7
                          What about, teh asshole? lol

                          Maybe close your eyes?

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                            • D
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                              • 7412
                              #8
                              Maybe you should do anal the first few times... to... you know... keep it familiar.
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                                • CDSmith
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                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460
                                  #9
                                  Thinking of switching teams are you?

                                  Try a different woman.
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                                    • Eriic
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 2995
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      Thinking of switching teams are you? I did and I sure feel like a new person;
                                      There is nothing better than a hard hot throbbing Dick in your Ass, Especially if it is your Fathers

                                      Or you can Try a different woman.
                                      That is certainly some gruesome advice there Smith

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                                        • BJ
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 5590
                                          #11
                                          just giving you the heads up..... you mean nothing

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                                            • munki
                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 13393
                                              #12
                                              Put a strap-on on her...

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                                                • CDSmith
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Eriic
                                                  That is certainly some gruesome advice there Smith
                                                  Ah, the old 'quote the guy and change what he says to something you are thinking about' ploy.

                                                  Second time I've seen it used this week. :D
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                                                    • PornMogul
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                                                      #14
                                                      stupid breeders.......

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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528
                                                          #15
                                                          viagra always helps!

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                                                            • BJ
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                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 5590
                                                              #16
                                                              are you a joke?

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                                                                    • Spunky
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133978
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Put a bag over her head

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                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 94103
                                                                          #19
                                                                          You should draw a beard and a moustache on the girl's face...

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                                                                            • BoyAlley
                                                                              So Fucking Gay
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 19714
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                              You serious? I mean not about not getting it up but you actually tried it with a girl recently?

                                                                              Yup I'm serious. We were all hanging out and got drunk like crazy Mexicans that just got done jumping the border.

                                                                              She pulled me into the bedroom where I sat in all of my flaccid glory.

                                                                              I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.

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                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 19714
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                  Put a bag over her head
                                                                                  I don't think that would have helped her grow a penis.

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                                                                                    • Eriic
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                      • 2995
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Want to get hard then do an eighty year old. They don't shave, so paint some eyeballs on her tummy and imagine you are giving the tongue to Old Saint Nick

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                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley


                                                                                          I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.
                                                                                          Uh yeah no shit.

                                                                                          But anyway, she knew it right? I mean did you discuss it before you went home with her...like let's try it..or did it just feel right at that moment..you really thought you wanted to do...know what i mean?

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                                                                                            • escorpio
                                                                                              doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 23485
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                              got drunk like crazy Mexicans that just got done jumping the border
                                                                                              That's pretty fucking drunk. No wonder you couldn't get it up. Give pussy another chance.
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                                                                                                • d-null
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                                  • 13724
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Did she have a clue what she was doing? If she had any skills you could have closed your eyes and imagined anything that might have turned you on as her moist tongue went to work....... if she was the type that just layed there or yanked and pulled a bit then it is no wonder

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                                                                                                        • will76
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                                                                                                          • 18037
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                                          Yup I'm serious. We were all hanging out and got drunk like crazy Mexicans that just got done jumping the border.

                                                                                                          She pulled me into the bedroom where I sat in all of my flaccid glory.

                                                                                                          I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.
                                                                                                          You were drunk maybe that was the cause. Couldn't you ask her for a blow job and then stuck it in her ass, you should have felt right at home then Seriously, her mouth can't feel that much different than some dudes mouth, that should have got you hard. Then when you were hard you could have stuck it in her pooper chute. Try that next time, it should do the trick.

                                                                                                          I would love to see you go down on her and eat the pussy
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                              I don't think that would have helped her grow a penis.
                                                                                                              next time give her a strap on and let her fuck you
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                                                                                                                    • Scroto
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      maybe you were thinking of your man and feeling guilty?

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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Was she a 3 bagger?. 1 for you. 1 for her and 1 for the dude watching through the window?

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                                                                                                                                • NinjaSteve
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 11089
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Have you tried some anal action with her?
                                                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                                                    • BoyAlley
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 19714
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by WWC-Raffi
                                                                                                                                      Maybe you needed someone behind you at the same time? :-)
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                                                                                                                                        • Satan
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          atleast you can say you tried now
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                                                                                                                                            • jmcb420
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 2155
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                                                                              I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.
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                                                                                                                                                  just stick it up her ass
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                                                                                                                                                      I know I wouldnt get it up if I tried having sex with a man
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                                                                                                                                                          • May 2006
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                                                                                                                                                          damn that sucks

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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 16731
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      It's also harder to get it up when you're drunk as fuck.

                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe ask for a blowjob first next time, after a few minutes your dick should get hard. Make sure she doesn't give up fast though, tell her there's a signal delay between your dick and brains. So she has to keep sucking it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Sucks for you.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
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