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  • 2MuchMark
    Mark of 2Much.net
    • Aug 2004
    • 50900

    #1

    ... so I just got a phone call from "Microsoft" warning me my computer had a virus

    Lol!! Indian scammers....

    I just received a phone call from a guy named "Dave" with a seriously strong indian accent, in a noise room with at least 50 or so other indian guys named Dave, telling me he was technical support from Microsoft and that they had "detected" that my computer had a bad virus.

    I played along to learn what the scam was.

    He told me to press the Windows key + the R key to bring up "Run" in windows and got me to launch the windows event viewer. He then told me to scroll through the applications to find any with a "RED X ERROR" or "YELLOW: WARNING" message. Sure enough there were a few but these of course are only windows errors that mean nothing special.

    Indian "Dave" told me they were infected files and that I was in big trouble of losing all of my data and infecting other computers, and that I needed to fix it right away before being arrested. Oh noes!

    He tried to get me to run a few different programs that would give him access to my computer and to go to a few different websites but I kept telling him that Norton was blocking me from doing anything. He got more and more frustrated but I didn't want him to stop, so I kept thanking him for all of the viruses he was making me find.

    In the end he asked me to go to a website which I did not go to of course, but instead I decided to Google the name. Try Googling "Fastsupport scam" to learn more.

    Anyway, DAVE, If you're reading this, Go Fuck Yourself! For anyone else with friends or relatives who may be a little slow on the up-tick, warn them not to accept calls from Indians who call themselves Dave.
  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2
    Ya scam has been around for a while.

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    • 96ukssob
      So Fucking Banananananas
      • Mar 2003
      • 12991

      #3
      Originally posted by MarkPrince
      Lol!! Indian scammers....

      I just received a phone call from a guy named "Dave" with a seriously strong indian accent, in a noise room with at least 50 or so other indian guys named Dave, telling me he was technical support from Microsoft and that they had "detected" that my computer had a bad virus.

      I played along to learn what the scam was.

      He told me to press the Windows key + the R key to bring up "Run" in windows and got me to launch the windows event viewer. He then told me to scroll through the applications to find any with a "RED X ERROR" or "YELLOW: WARNING" message. Sure enough there were a few but these of course are only windows errors that mean nothing special.

      Indian "Dave" told me they were infected files and that I was in big trouble of losing all of my data and infecting other computers, and that I needed to fix it right away before being arrested. Oh noes!

      He tried to get me to run a few different programs that would give him access to my computer and to go to a few different websites but I kept telling him that Norton was blocking me from doing anything. He got more and more frustrated but I didn't want him to stop, so I kept thanking him for all of the viruses he was making me find.

      In the end he asked me to go to a website which I did not go to of course, but instead I decided to Google the name. Try Googling "Fastsupport scam" to learn more.

      Anyway, DAVE, If you're reading this, Go Fuck Yourself! For anyone else with friends or relatives who may be a little slow on the up-tick, warn them not to accept calls from Indians who call themselves Dave.


      Ive heard a lot of people getting these calls. Just saw someone on FB saying that they got a call from M$, but they use a Mac

      The one I read not to long ago they make you pay some $300 for this software or tell you they will deactivate your computer and Internets forever
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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Interesting; I got a similar call yesterday. I told the chick to fuck off and hung up. If they call back, I will play along.

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        • fitzmulti
          I Like Depth Of Field!
          • Jan 2003
          • 14861

          #5
          Ya lol, stupid scam. Coming from a fucked up phone number: 000-000-0000

          I fucked with the guy a couple of weeks ago, too....


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          • BlackCrayon
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2003
            • 19634

            #6
            is this kind of thing legal in india or something?
            you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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            • lezinterracial
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2012
              • 3116

              #7
              Originally posted by BlackCrayon
              is this kind of thing legal in india or something?
              Pay the local cops enough, It is. Cops in those regions don't really care about rich people in some foreign land.
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              • Fetish Gimp
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1699

                #8
                Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                is this kind of thing legal in india or something?
                Scammers know no country boundaries. Recently I got the good ol' "internet trademark in China".
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                • Scott McD
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67792

                  #9
                  I love playing along with them.

                  Listening to them talk BS for ages, then after a while just tell them to get fucked.

                  I wish I could have recorded the last call i had from one of them...


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                  • grumpy
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 9870

                    #10
                    Best prank call ever!!!

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                    • wehateporn
                      Promoting Debate on GFY
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 27176

                      #11

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                      • C H R I S
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 10842

                        #12
                        Yeah I got that call a few times as well. I didn't waste my time talking to them and writing a post about it.
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                        • Theo
                          HAL 9000
                          • May 2001
                          • 34515

                          #13
                          this has been around for a while

                          http://www.computerworld.com.au/arti...t_viewer_scam/

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                          • lagcam
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 2890

                            #14
                            I am calling "not full story".

                            Does anybody believe for one minute that Mark Prince had somebody on the phone and did not try to sell him a live cam network license?
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                            • epitome
                              So Fucking Lame
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 12156

                              #15
                              Thread forwarded to Dave.

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                              • facialfreak
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 3018

                                #16
                                That's the least of your worries .... they have upped the ante in the scam recently ...

                                They LOCK your computer, and turn on your webcam, so you are looking at yourself, and they tell you that they are the RCMP or FBI and that ILLEGAL OBSCENE MATERIALS have been found on your computer, and in order to unlock your computer, you must buy a $100 U-Kash card and pay an online fine ...
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                                • MaDalton
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 39861

                                  #17
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                                  • Mutt
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                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 34431

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by grumpy
                                    Best prank call ever!!!

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                                    • 2013
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Dec 2012
                                      • 4390

                                      #19
                                      mark probably paid the indian to take a licence

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                                      • 2MuchMark
                                        Mark of 2Much.net
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 50900

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 2013
                                        mark probably paid the indian to take a licence
                                        um, wut?

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                                        • Spunky
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          I have a Telebouncer that gets rid of these telemarketers.works great

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                                          • lock
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 5065

                                            #22
                                            3-4 a day just ask them to ping their machine first and give me the ip the phone just hangs up
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                                            • georgeyw
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 9865

                                              #23
                                              A mate of mines mum fell for this not so long ago. All her passwords compromised, bank etc, however she was lucky my mate realised and changed all her passwords straight away.

                                              Some people are just stupid.
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                                              • seeandsee
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                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 50945

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by grumpy
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                                                • leg4
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                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 4429

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Antonio
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 14136

                                                    #26
                                                    Next time chat with Dave for a minute or two and say "sooo, Dave, what are you wearing?"

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                                                    • Zeiss
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2012
                                                      • 5189

                                                      #27
                                                      Next time Dave calls you, tell him you see "Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux..." on your screen, you can't remove it and you don't know what to do.


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                                                      • marlboroack
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jul 2010
                                                        • 9327

                                                        #28
                                                        I would have fucked with his head then push him to kill himself a few years down the road.

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                                                        • epitome
                                                          So Fucking Lame
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 12156

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by marlboroack
                                                          I would have fucked with his head then push him to kill himself a few years down the road.
                                                          No. You would have said that you can help him sell his software through your worldwide offices.

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                                                          • MainstreamGuy
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Oct 2011
                                                            • 477

                                                            #30
                                                            Looks legit.

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                                                            • Major (Tom)
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 32492

                                                              #31
                                                              Straight Dave?
                                                              Ds

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                                                              • Yngwie
                                                                I am an Alien from space
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 11118

                                                                #32
                                                                I have received the same call before.. Gave me a good laugh.
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                                                                • harvey
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 9266

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by epitome
                                                                  No. You would have said that you can help him sell his software through your worldwide offices.
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                                                                  • lonerunner
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                                                                    • Nov 2010
                                                                    • 305

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i wonder how will they react if i start up linux in virtual box and give them access.
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                                                                    • Dankasaur
                                                                      So Fucking Fossilized
                                                                      • Sep 2011
                                                                      • 1432

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I got one of those once... I'm a Mac user so I fucked with them and did what they said, but instead of using cmd prompt I typed it into the Spotlight of OS X... He tried to get me to install some software for him to control my computer, but of course they're all Windows programs and .exe don't run on Mac, so I gave him shit about it not installing blah blah blah, finally I convinced him to check a screenshot I took of me typing into the Spotlight "You're an idiot." using a image host with a really long obscure url and made him read it back to me like 10 times before I confirmed it as correct... He hung up.

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                                                                      • 2013
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Dec 2012
                                                                        • 4390

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Dankasaur
                                                                        I got one of those once... I'm a Mac user so I fucked with them and did what they said, but instead of using cmd prompt I typed it into the Spotlight of OS X... He tried to get me to install some software for him to control my computer, but of course they're all Windows programs and .exe don't run on Mac, so I gave him shit about it not installing blah blah blah, finally I convinced him to check a screenshot I took of me typing into the Spotlight "You're an idiot." using a image host with a really long obscure url and made him read it back to me like 10 times before I confirmed it as correct... He hung up.


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                                                                        • ajrocks
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 4526

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Social networking at it's best. People fall for that all day long. They can't stop it. Stupid people are always victims.
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