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  • harvey
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 9266

    #1

    it's geek time!

    feel free to attack, love, make fun, embrace and/or bash anything geek!

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  • harvey
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 9266

    #2
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    • clickhappy
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 4027

      #3
      this Harvard computer test will guess your age by clicking on dots
      http://kgajos.eecs.harvard.edu/ag/

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      • clickhappy
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 4027

        #4
        Thats funny that IE is struggling to stay relevant, because when I check my stats its the #1 most used browser on my sites. Yet I and everyone I know uses Chrome

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        • harvey
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 9266

          #5
          Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.
          Yo mama's so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto's orbit.
          Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow.
          Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.
          Yo mama's so fat that THX can't even surround her.
          Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.
          Yo mama?s so big that she has a gravitational pull equal to that of the sun.
          Yo mama's so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots to clean her arteries.
          The mass of yo mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c.
          Yo mama's so slow and dumb that she can be emulated on a 286.
          Yo mama conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.
          Yo mama's like a converging lens - she's wider in the middle than she is on either end.
          Yo mama's dumber than an augmented rat.
          Yo mama's so fat that she and the great wall of China are used as reference points when astronauts look back at the Earth.
          Yo mama's such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her.
          Yo mama's so promiscuous that electrons have a positive charge when they're around her.
          Yo mama's so stupid that her exchange particle is a "moron".
          Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
          Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.
          Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.
          Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.
          Yo mama's so fat that IEEE is working on a wifi protocol so people can get the signals to reach users on opposite sides of her. It's called 802.11 Draft Fat Momma
          If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat.
          Yo mama's so old that she goes on carbon dates.
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          • harvey
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            • Jul 2001
            • 9266

            #6
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            • 2013
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2012
              • 4390

              #7
              Originally posted by clickhappy
              this Harvard computer test will guess your age by clicking on dots
              http://kgajos.eecs.harvard.edu/ag/
              says im 68

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              • harvey
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 9266

                #8


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                • harvey
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 9266

                  #9
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                  • RyuLion
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 32364

                    #10
                    lol!!! Harvey!!!!!!

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                    • BSleazy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 6721

                      #11
                      lol I'm not 43. I've just had a lot more than 43 ounces of beer
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                      • eroticsexxx
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                        • Aug 2006
                        • 3133

                        #12

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                        • Antonio
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 14136

                          #13
                          Originally posted by clickhappy
                          this Harvard computer test will guess your age by clicking on dots
                          http://kgajos.eecs.harvard.edu/ag/
                          Great, I am 31 again!!!

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                          • harvey
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 9266

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RyuLion
                            lol!!! Harvey!!!!!!
                            Hola señor!
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                            • fris
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 55705

                              #15
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                              • Zuzana Designs
                                All Your Design Needs
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 20900

                                #16
                                Originally posted by harvey
                                Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.
                                Yo mama's so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto's orbit.
                                Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow.
                                Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.
                                Yo mama's so fat that THX can't even surround her.
                                Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.
                                Yo mama?s so big that she has a gravitational pull equal to that of the sun.
                                Yo mama's so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots to clean her arteries.
                                The mass of yo mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c.
                                Yo mama's so slow and dumb that she can be emulated on a 286.
                                Yo mama conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.
                                Yo mama's like a converging lens - she's wider in the middle than she is on either end.
                                Yo mama's dumber than an augmented rat.
                                Yo mama's so fat that she and the great wall of China are used as reference points when astronauts look back at the Earth.
                                Yo mama's such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her.
                                Yo mama's so promiscuous that electrons have a positive charge when they're around her.
                                Yo mama's so stupid that her exchange particle is a "moron".
                                Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
                                Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.
                                Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.
                                Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.
                                Yo mama's so fat that IEEE is working on a wifi protocol so people can get the signals to reach users on opposite sides of her. It's called 802.11 Draft Fat Momma
                                If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat.
                                Yo mama's so old that she goes on carbon dates.
                                lolz............

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                                • yuu.design
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 25308

                                  #17
                                  hahaha, so funny!
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                                  • John-ACWM
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                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 20060

                                    #18
                                    some fun pics!

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                                    • harvey
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 9266

                                      #19



                                      Last edited by harvey; 04-24-2013, 12:46 PM.
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                                      • harvey
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                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 9266

                                        #20
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                                        • harvey
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 9266

                                          #21
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                                          • harvey
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                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 9266

                                            #22
                                            one for the friends in Philippines

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                                            • harvey
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 9266

                                              #23
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                                              • NiXXiN
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                                                • Apr 2012
                                                • 470

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                this Harvard computer test will guess your age by clicking on dots
                                                http://kgajos.eecs.harvard.edu/ag/
                                                it guessed my age exactly
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                                                • Some Guy
                                                  Affordable Content!
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 1750

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                  this Harvard computer test will guess your age by clicking on dots
                                                  http://kgajos.eecs.harvard.edu/ag/
                                                  Said I was 31, which is off by two years. Still, pretty close!

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