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fleshlight should come out with a version that creates a charge from the up and down motion so you can charge your phone as you whack off.
fap...fap...."What are you doing?" "I'm charging my phone!"...fap...fap...fap
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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