HELP! Im in San Juan Puerto Rico with no place to stay or drugs

bump for mota and booger shugar in san juan

get some uniforms , go to the nearest police station and tell them you are "international cocaine inspectors", tell them if they don't cooperate they will be on the next plane to guantanamo .

You will either be arrested for the night ( then you have a place to crash ) , or they will give you a bunch of cocaine to test

if you can't find them yourselves easily in PR....

you guys are

LAME and/or look like narco's

wait....do they have white cops in PR?

you guys are just lame ; )

Well we copped drugs
2 25 bags of orangfe crush kind bud
10 dimes bags of mid grades
2 nickels of local rags
and 10 1/2 grams of nose candy
..everything is great..but the coke is so pure 1 line makes u feel like flying home and hiding under the bed for a few days.....party on

go to club lazer in old san juan on fridays and saturdays...You can dance with cruise ship tourists along with locals...

For a good steak dinner, try the japanese restaurant a block down from the open air pizza place..it's on the same side of the street as Howard Johnsons...They have a filet mingnon to die for that's sliced up and served sizzling hot with onions, peppers, and lots of BUTTER..........

There's normally a man whose job it is to bring customers into the Japanese restaurant...He will be posted there in the evenings...Just go up to him and he will take you to the massage parlor next door where they have some fine honies in there to make you feel real good....If you go up to him early enough, he can also score you whatever you need to get high...

For a cheap american style breakfast (bacon & eggs), go to the open air pizza place..If you're in Isla Verde, you can't miss it...

For gambling, try the el san juan hotel in isla verde

Also, there are some nice cheaper small hotels near the condo that I used to stay in....What you do is go to the Burger King on Isla Verde Ave and across the street from the Burger King is a Banco Popular...You will see a walking bridge to take you over the expressway....Go up those stairs and walk to the other side....I've walked that bridge many times going from my condo to the beach...

When you come down the stairs from the bridge, look to your right and you will see two hotels side by side...It's good that you're there during the week so you MIGHT get a room...If not, just go to the Howard Johnsons..

You can also score some party favors in the projects called 'The Durans' but only go there during the day and have someone take you..You'll know you're in the right area when you see a pool table with a blue surface outside....It's dope central right there...It's a cheap bus ride up isla verde ave or a cheap cap fare of no more than 5 bucks....Go at night and you're done.

The projects look like this:



If you walk along Isla Verde Beach, look for this woman who is there everyday and walk up to her...She can help you find the slutty hoes and the party favors that you are looking for.

How long are you staying there? And how much did you pay for the coke?

Party on!

BVF to the rescue !

5 nites paid 10 bucks for eatch bag of booger witch was over half gram eatch in Las perla wich is the Hood of old san juan.Walked down the main road and its was like an open air drug market with eatleast 10 dealers begging us to buy from them..best tourist drug buying spot i have been to ever

the first nite we got here it was 12am so we actually went to the exact motel BVF was mentioning that was near his condo.


paid 140 for 2 nites in a halfway decent room in the coral beach inn wich is like 2 or 3 buildings over from the El San jaun hotel and casino...went there and to the ritz last nite for gambling and drinks.Probably split a bed and breakfast in old san juan tomorrow for the rest of our stay to party and shop.

wow..... No wonder u didnt awnser your phone. You guys be safe, lay off the bugger, dont wanna end up like u know who lol.