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  • TheFootMan5
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2013
    • 645

    #1

    I two pieced a guy last night

    I was hitting on some girl at the bar and some guy comes up and puts his hands on me telling me to go away. I told him not to put his hands on me he said he can do what he wants. Okay.

    I walk away and go outside for a smoke and he comes out calling me a bitch. Hmmm I told this fat ass to have another twinkie and everyone laughed at him...he threw a punch and missed...then put up his fists like he wanted to fight

    So I said, Okay let's go bitch...we danced around a bit and I threw a left hook and right straight and he was OUT SNORING on the pavement. Everyone was yelling WORLD STAR HIP HOP!

    Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube
    Last edited by TheFootMan5; 04-20-2013, 11:34 AM.
  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #2

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    • NiXXiN
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2012
      • 470

      #3
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      • Mutt
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Sep 2002
        • 34431

        #4
        you're just pathetic, there was no bar, there was no bitch, there was no fat guy, there was no punch, there were no people yelling world star hip hop, there was no dude recording it and uploading it to you tube

        nobody wants you here, you were banned and it's time GFY's owners get rid of you again.
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        • epitome
          So Fucking Lame
          • Jun 2009
          • 12156

          #5
          Delusional as always.

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          • TheFootMan5
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jan 2013
            • 645

            #6
            Dude is still prolly snoring POW POW

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            • SuckOnThis
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 6844

              #7
              Translation:

              I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.

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              • TheFootMan5
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2013
                • 645

                #8
                I was just taking out the trash!

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                • ErectMedia
                  Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 7100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dyna mo

                  I'd hit it

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                  • epitome
                    So Fucking Lame
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 12156

                    #10
                    Was this before or after you shot imaginary bondage videos?

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                    • Bryan G
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 8338

                      #11
                      Stop replying to the troll. Seriously how can you not see he is playing you guys?
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                      • fitzmulti
                        I Like Depth Of Field!
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 14861

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mutt
                        you're just pathetic, there was no bar, there was no bitch, there was no fat guy, there was no punch, there were no people yelling world star hip hop, there was no dude recording it and uploading it to you tube

                        nobody wants you here, you were banned and it's time GFY's owners get rid of you again.
                        Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
                        What a fucking pain in the ass.

                        ~~ edit:
                        http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433
                        Last edited by fitzmulti; 04-20-2013, 11:59 AM.


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                        • TheFootMan5
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 645

                          #13
                          Don't try and be a tuff guy, ya digg?

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                          • xholly
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 817

                            #14
                            Wasn't it you on gfy all night posting 15 retarded threads?

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                            • seeandsee
                              Check SIG!
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945

                              #15
                              who is now behind this nick?
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                              • epitome
                                So Fucking Lame
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 12156

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Bryan G
                                Stop replying to the troll. Seriously how can you not see he is playing you guys?
                                How can you not see that most people know this and are playing him back?

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                                • epitome
                                  So Fucking Lame
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 12156

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by seeandsee
                                  who is now behind this nick?
                                  That's the funny thing... Someone is behind it and that makes them more pathetic than the character they are playing.

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                                  • DWB
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 31779

                                    #18
                                    What time was this, because you were posting AROUND THE CLOCK yesterday with your Boston nonsense.

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                                    • DWB
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 31779

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fitzmulti
                                      Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
                                      What a fucking pain in the ass.

                                      ~~ edit:
                                      http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433
                                      Good find.

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                                      • _Richard_
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 30989

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by fitzmulti
                                        Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
                                        What a fucking pain in the ass.

                                        ~~ edit:
                                        http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433

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                                        • dyna mo
                                          just a fucking jerk
                                          • Dec 2008
                                          • 68184

                                          #21

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                                          • dyna mo
                                            just a fucking jerk
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 68184

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by fitzmulti
                                            Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
                                            What a fucking pain in the ass.

                                            ~~ edit:
                                            http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433

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                                            • DWB
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 31779

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by epitome
                                              That's the funny thing... Someone is behind it and that makes them more pathetic than the character they are playing.
                                              Someone posted who he is when he was under the old nick. Don't remember who they said he was, but it made sense at the time.

                                              Do a search here for "ad hominem." There are only a few around here who use that.

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                                              • dyna mo
                                                just a fucking jerk
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 68184

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TheFootMan5

                                                Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube
                                                found the vid

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                                                • Penny24Seven
                                                  So Fucking What
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 6287

                                                  #25
                                                  classic johnnyclip thread just like he posted before about the guy at the bar
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                                                  • Si
                                                    Such Fun!
                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                    • 13900

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                    found the vid



                                                    Pissing myself laughing

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                                                    • Yngwie
                                                      I am an Alien from space
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 11118

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                                      I'd hit it
                                                      you'd have to change your nick to ErectileDisfunctionMedia. YOu will require some viagra in this case I'm sure. lol
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                                                      • brassmonkey
                                                        Pay It Forward
                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 77385

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                        found the vid

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                                                        • TheSquealer
                                                          Mayor of Thneedville
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 26182

                                                          #29
                                                          Delusions are delusions. There is no reason to look at a statement like this any differently than him taking about having lizards for relatives. He needs help obviously. Most likely he'll be one of the guys trying to bomb a public place or shooting innocent people. Not because he's naturally violent but because eventually he is going to chase his paranoid delusions to a logical conclusion.
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                                                          • TheFootMan5
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jan 2013
                                                            • 645

                                                            #30
                                                            I didn't go looking for a fight

                                                            Dude put his hands on me, CHALLENGED me, then SWUNG at me...then he got two pieced!

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                                                            • TheSquealer
                                                              Mayor of Thneedville
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 26182

                                                              #31
                                                              Doesn't it feel a little odd to know that every single person understands that you are fabricating this story?
                                                              .
                                                              Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                                              Rochard

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                                                              • TheSquealer
                                                                Mayor of Thneedville
                                                                • Oct 2004
                                                                • 26182

                                                                #32
                                                                Incidentally, people who are secure with themselves never brag about fighting. They do however, make shit up attempt to make themselves look like everything they are afraid they aren't.
                                                                Last edited by TheSquealer; 04-20-2013, 01:51 PM.
                                                                .
                                                                Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                                                Rochard

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                                                                • TheFootMan5
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jan 2013
                                                                  • 645

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'm not bragging about anything

                                                                  I don't look for fights. I was DEFENDING myself and the fat guy got two pieced.

                                                                  ** POW *** ** POW ***

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                                                                  • TheSquealer
                                                                    Mayor of Thneedville
                                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                                    • 26182

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by TheFootMan5
                                                                    I'm not bragging about anything

                                                                    I don't look for fights. I was DEFENDING myself and the fat guy got two pieced.

                                                                    ** POW *** ** POW ***
                                                                    Your fantasies have comic book sound effects?
                                                                    .
                                                                    Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                                                    Rochard

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                                                                    • sicone
                                                                      Retired
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 18453

                                                                      #35
                                                                      So... A fat guy came through the KFC drive thru while you were on shift and ordered a 2 piece meal. Thanks for sharing, but you left out the important part. Did he get original recipe or extra crispy?

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                                                                      • [Labret]
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 10945

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Has anyone dox'd Clips yet?

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                                                                        • RyuLion
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 32364

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                                          Translation:

                                                                          I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.


                                                                          Originally posted by Bryan G
                                                                          Stop replying to the troll. Seriously how can you not see he is playing you guys?
                                                                          You just replied to him!

                                                                          Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                                                          I'd hit it
                                                                          Yeap, that's your baby..

                                                                          Originally posted by DWB
                                                                          Good find.


                                                                          Originally posted by _Richard_

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                                                                          • TheFootMan5
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Jan 2013
                                                                            • 645

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I'm just kidding guys

                                                                            Never even left the house last night...

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                                                                            • dyna mo
                                                                              just a fucking jerk
                                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                                              • 68184

                                                                              #39
                                                                              no way!

                                                                              we need to change your nic to farva


                                                                              oh look a bar of soap.

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                                                                              • SilentKnight
                                                                                Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                                • 24812

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by TheFootMan5
                                                                                I was hitting on some girl at the bar and some guy comes up and puts his hands on me telling me to go away. I told him not to put his hands on me he said he can do what he wants. Okay.

                                                                                I walk away and go outside for a smoke and he comes out calling me a bitch. Hmmm I told this fat ass to have another twinkie and everyone laughed at him...he threw a punch and missed...then put up his fists like he wanted to fight

                                                                                So I said, Okay let's go bitch...we danced around a bit and I threw a left hook and right straight and he was OUT SNORING on the pavement. Everyone was yelling WORLD STAR HIP HOP!

                                                                                Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube

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                                                                                • 2012
                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 17189

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  footman speaks, ...gfy listens . conspiracy ?
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                                                                                  • Jel
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2007
                                                                                    • 6904

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                    found the vid

                                                                                    oh shit that is fucking funny lol - I can't work out if it's real or a spoof, but that black guy with the chucks

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                                                                                    • dillfly2000
                                                                                      hey
                                                                                      • Mar 2012
                                                                                      • 2209

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by TheFootMan5
                                                                                      I'm just kidding guys

                                                                                      Never even left the house last night...
                                                                                      My house leaving is strictly business related. Like chasing a 5 dollar bill down a Canadian dirt road. almost got it to.
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                                                                                      • Bman
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                                        • 1679

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                        found the vid

                                                                                        Are you fucking serious lol!!!!!
                                                                                        I am crying its so funny.
                                                                                        Where the fuck is that from? ha ah ahha
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                                                                                        • John-ACWM
                                                                                          Work Work Work
                                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                                          • 20060

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                                                          Translation:

                                                                                          I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.

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