Introducing PUSSCoins!!

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  • ilnjscb
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2009
    • 8972

    #1

    Introducing PUSSCoins!!

    The hottest new virtual currency has come to take the world by STORM STORM STORM

    New PUSSCoins! You mine them in the privacy of your own home and get RICH RICH RICH

    Untraceable, undetectable, no one will believe that you're filthy rich! You can spend* them anywhere**

    How can we make these claims of instant wealth that TRUST US have NOT been made every few years since the beginning of civilization? EASY! Allow us to explain:

    PUSSCoins uses the classic and time-tested Client/Server model. Your wife or girlfriend functions as the "Server" and she is visited by "Clients". Each "Client" will spend an amount of time determined strictly by algorithm and lasting between 15 minutes and 3 hours. Each "Client" leaves a "Token" in the form of currency, on our servers. After a few weeks of mining, using a transparent process, we decide whether your Client/Server operation wins a block of PUSSCoins. We transparently ask ourselves whether we want to give you any PUSSCoins, or sell them ourselves, and then we transparently answer, all with TOTAL TRANSPARENCY! So you can have CONFIDENCE in the process! The best part is, you don't have to do anything! Tell that jerk of a boss to shove it, because now you're making PUSSCoins! It IS that easy!

    Here's the mathematics behind it:



    While you're working that out, your wife, the "Server" will be serving the "Clients" who will be mining vigorously to make you MONEY MONEY MONEY

    How can you immediately get on this bandwagon? EASY! Go to PUSSCoins.com today and get on the fast train to EEEEEZZZZZZ money!

    *by reading this you agree that spending means changing your PUSSCoins into cash yourself and using the cash
    **that takes cash
  • MikeRoth
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2011
    • 361

    #2
    fanfuckingtastic. Get it added to one of the major exchanges and you'll be rich
    ICQ: 64995031

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38938

      #3
      i lick puss...


      👁️ 👍️ 💩

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      • MikeRoth
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2011
        • 361

        #4
        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
        i lick puss...
        nice, come lick my cyst, it oozes puss all the time.
        ICQ: 64995031

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        • jscott
          jscizzle
          • Feb 2001
          • 25411

          #5
          You actually took all the time to post all that?
          “If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.”
          —Jordan B. Peterson

          Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

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          • ilnjscb
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2009
            • 8972

            #6
            Originally posted by jscott
            You actually took all the time to post all that?
            maybe I should post 11,000 one line pointless posts?

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            • spiederman
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2012
              • 1216

              #7
              Originally posted by jscott
              You actually took all the time to post all that?

              nahh probably copy paste

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              • ilnjscb
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2009
                • 8972

                #8
                Originally posted by spiederman
                nahh probably copy paste
                yeah I got it off the site www.spiederman.com

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                • spiederman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2012
                  • 1216

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ilnjscb
                  yeah I got it off the site www.spiederman.com

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                  • ilnjscb
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8972

                    #10
                    Originally posted by spiederman

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656

                      #11
                      Now lets attribute real value to them and have new "currency". For that we only need some morons to start paying 1 cent for them, then 2 cents and so on.

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                      • dyna mo
                        just a fucking jerk
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 68184

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ilnjscb
                        Here's the mathematics behind it:


                        i don't think you carried the 1

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                        • ilnjscb
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8972

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                          i don't think you carried the 1
                          Crap I didn't catch that - well, more money for us!

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                          • dyna mo
                            just a fucking jerk
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 68184

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ilnjscb
                            Crap I didn't catch that - well, more money for us!
                            it's all going according to plans!

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                            • CAHEK
                              C.C.C.P.
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 7413

                              #15
                              Pharma from True-Meds. High converting shop in Europe and USA, fast payouts via BTC !!!

                              Make Europe Poor Again (MEPA)

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